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02-26-2009, 02:24 PM
"My grandma drank all of my pot"

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

02-26-2009, 02:38 PM
"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."

"Live! Live!! Live!!!"


02-26-2009, 02:46 PM
"You gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?"

"Oh man! I shot Marvin in the face!"

02-26-2009, 03:38 PM
"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."

"Live! Live!! Live!!!"

Mame FTW. :D

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

"You wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured? Do you got any idea how much blood jets out of a guy's neck when his throat's been slit?"

02-26-2009, 03:42 PM
"Life's full of tough decisions, INNIT"

"You keep saying that word - I do not think means what you think it means"

02-26-2009, 03:53 PM
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"We want...a shrubbery!"

02-26-2009, 03:57 PM
"Oh man! I shot Marvin in the face!"

Also: "Well allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
and I could basically quote almost the entire script.

02-26-2009, 03:58 PM
"Oh, fair one, behold, I am you humble servant Sir Lancelot. I have come to take-- Oh! I'm terribly sorry."

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

02-26-2009, 04:13 PM
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"Hang on, lads. I've got a great idea."

02-26-2009, 04:19 PM
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow. "

02-26-2009, 04:47 PM
Well, hinakiba777, you have GREAT taste in movies!

Here are some of mine:

"The bottom's loaded with nice people, Albert. Cream and bastards rise."

"Run away! Run away!"

"If you're ever in Des Moines, don't send me a postcard."

"I fart in your general direction!"

"I know who I am!"

02-26-2009, 05:16 PM
"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not."

02-26-2009, 05:19 PM
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

"We're on a mission from God."

02-26-2009, 05:29 PM
"The Dude Abides"

"You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it."

"He can see the big board!!"

02-26-2009, 05:35 PM
" A whole generation of Cinderella's and there's no slipper coming"

"These are deinitely not my underwear"

"And with a flick of my wrist I can change your religion"

"I'm real sorry your mom blew up, ricky"

"I'm just your mother. You only owe me your entire existence on this planet"

02-26-2009, 05:39 PM
That's your fear, not mine Mab. I'm the rock of ages...

No Mab, your wrong! Arthur will heal the land!

You're going to backstab him with a ballista? With a fucking siege weapon?

Just a few at the top of my head.

Lace Neil Singer
02-26-2009, 05:51 PM

Also: "Well allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
and I could basically quote almost the entire script.

"Does he look like a bitch?"

So could I. XD The following lines however are not of that script. ;)

"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets..."

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."

"I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times. I knew that it was wrong, but I kept on doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything."

02-26-2009, 05:57 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude--at least it's an ethos.

Oh, and "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American," please.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Pretty much any line from The Big Lebowski.

02-26-2009, 08:13 PM
"Ken, thanks for the pen."

"No no no, I went the other road. Six figures, doing business with leadpipe cruelty, mercenery sensibility. You know... sports, sex, no real relationships. How about you - how have the years been treating you?"
"Well you know me Martin - still the same old sell-out, exploiting the oppressed... "
"Ah what a piece of work is man, how noble... oh fuck it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing."

"Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.

02-26-2009, 08:27 PM
Mame FTW. :D

Auntie Mame with Rosalind Russell, but close enough for a cigar! :p (I prefer the 1958 dramedy over the 1972 musical).

02-26-2009, 08:28 PM
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'YES!'"

"If there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe anything you say."

(Winston had the best lines in the movie, IMHO!) :D

02-26-2009, 08:28 PM

I don't mean to pry, but you wouldn't happen to have 6 fingers on your left hand?
Do you always start conversations this way?

02-26-2009, 09:39 PM
"That's a big Twinkie."
"I think they're more interested in my epididymis."
"Egon! Your mucus."

Lace Neil Singer
02-26-2009, 09:50 PM
"Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!"

"You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barrelled shotgun cuz you're pissed at them."

02-26-2009, 09:53 PM
Few movies are as quotable as Ghostbusters.

"I collect spores, molds and fungus."
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
"Yes, have some."

"Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Oh shit! It's Mr. Creosote!"


02-26-2009, 10:00 PM
"Sir, the peasants are revolting!"
"Yeah, they really suck on ice!"

"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

"This is poop, guys."
"Dudley, you're supposed to bury it. It's going to start smelling."
"I put a knot in it. (beat) The bag, I mean."

"Where are you going?"
"Well I have to save my ass."

Lace Neil Singer
02-26-2009, 10:12 PM
"Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!"

"The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!"

"Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!"

"I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled."

02-26-2009, 10:14 PM
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

More Bill Murray:
"Were you in the shit?"
"Yeah, I was in the shit"

02-26-2009, 10:27 PM
"What's with camouflage? If you go into the forest, then I can't see you! I mean if you're going to war, clash!"

"Hey! You! Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby!"

"Do you want me?"
"Is this a trick question?"

"And don't try any of your old cheesy lines."
"Oh, no. I have all new cheesy lines."

"Oh, God, they named you after a hotdog!"

"He smells. Did his father smell? Was Daddy a stinky?"

02-26-2009, 10:38 PM
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

02-26-2009, 10:43 PM
"Can we go back to the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 lb. girl? Because, I just can't get over that."

02-26-2009, 10:45 PM
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"How did you get here?"
"Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday."

02-26-2009, 10:48 PM
"You have been a very, very, very naughty little girl."

"I like-a you.
Cinderelly like-a you too."

02-26-2009, 10:59 PM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago.We got a full tank of gas.1/2 pack of cigarettes.It's dark.And we're wearing sunglasses"

"That's the fact! Jack!"


02-27-2009, 12:03 AM
Few movies are as quotable as Ghostbusters.
Except The Princess Bride. That, IMHO, is THE most quotable movie of all time.

"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Quotes from This Is Spinal Tap:

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
"These go to eleven."
"I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"

02-27-2009, 02:41 AM

:random filler:

02-27-2009, 03:00 AM
From Snatch

You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?

Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

From The Long Kiss Goodnight

What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.

From O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Friend? Some of your foldin' money is come unstowed.

I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think she's startin' to turn.

Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

Delmar O'Donnell: Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!

02-27-2009, 03:53 AM
" ...we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no?"
"Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...
... to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!"
"Nobody move! Dropped me brain."
"You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs. "
"Because , unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
"Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."

More to follow...

02-27-2009, 04:52 AM
Gone in 60 Seconds

Mirror Man: [to Sphinx] Damn it's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!

Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Hot Rod: We can't hold out forever Kup, but we *can* give them one *humongous* repair bill.

Megatron: [surprised] Prime.
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask YOURSELF, Megatron.

The Waterboy

Mama Boucher: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, bitch.

Happy Gilmore: [to the clown hole at the mini-golf course after it spits out his ball] You're gonna die, clown!
[breaks its nose off with his golf club]

Virginia: [Happy has just been hit by a car] Happy! Happy are you okay?
Happy Gilmore: [groaning] Volkswagen!
Donald: [out of the window, driving the car] Jackass!

Independence Day

Capt. Jimmy Wilder: Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!


Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Al Czervik: [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] Hey, you scratched my anchor!

02-27-2009, 04:56 AM
"Why are you not in school?"

"When I say so, you go to school. Do you think I joke? You have to study."

02-27-2009, 06:09 AM
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

Real Genius, Grosse Pointe Blank and The 13th Warrior are my faves for quotes.

02-27-2009, 06:46 AM
One I quote way too often: "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"They can take our lives. But they'll never take....OUR FREEDOM!"

"We did our best."
"Your best isn't good enough!"

"I'd like to play a game....."

"You don't get to tell me what to do...ever again."

"Uh, whose car is that out front?"
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!"

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

"Just a wahffer theen meent...."

"Yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker!"

"Look how big this is. You want me to stick this into my heart? Are you fucking nuts?"

"I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!" (Yes, that's from an actual movie. A blockbuster movie, actually. One many of you have no doubt seen, and have even quoted, though perhaps not this particular part. Mondo bonus points to whoever names this movie.....)

"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

The scary thing is, I HAVE seen that. No, really. I have. :lol:

From The Long Kiss Goodnight

One of my all-time favorite movies, and you missed one of the greatest lines ever from it.....

Thug: "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
Charlie: "No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped."

Plus some other classics from the same awesome movie....

"Die screaming, motherfucker!" One I have always wanted to use, but just haven't been in the right situation yet......

"Suck my dick, every one of you bastards." I'm sorry, but when that comes out of the mouth of a CHICK, it's a memorable line!

"I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying."
"Continue dying. Out. "

"I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey."
"Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact."

"Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three vodka tonics."

"I let you touch me, cowboy. I think I need a bath."

Edited to Add a classic, especially for those of us that live in the tropics.....

"So that's it? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days on the beach drinking rum?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love!"

Jack T. Chance
02-27-2009, 07:19 AM
Here's a few of my faves, just for starters: "This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
--Arthur Dent, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by the Late, Great Douglas Adams
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
--Bruce Banner, from The Incredible Hulk
"I am NOT the man with whom to fuck!"
--Frank Elgyn (Michael Wincott), from Alien ResurrectionI especially like that last one! I saw the movie one time, in the theater, over 10 years ago, and I STILL remember that line! :D

Sadly, in my case, the ladies have interpreted that line in entirely the wrong way. :(

And come March 6th, I suspect this will be a favorite of many movie-goers... it's already been a favorite of well-read comic book fanboys for over 20 years...Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985:

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...

...and I'll look down and whisper "no."From Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. That's the complete, uncensored version, not the edited version that was put into the trailers. And yes, the movie DOES open with that narration, just as the book does. :cool:

02-27-2009, 07:23 AM
@Jester ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Jerry Maguire... It just had to be.


Oft Misquoted but still a Classic

Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."


Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

"The average Rooskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan." Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He's already done that, he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he's gonna do. So how's he gonna get the crew of the sub. They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub...

02-27-2009, 07:49 AM

02-27-2009, 09:04 AM
Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later 'squich' get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so," 'squich' just like grape. Understand?

And I know these aren't from a movie but...

You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry and I'm armed...

02-27-2009, 10:54 AM
I love squish like grape
I uesd that to warn my kids about playing in the street.

02-27-2009, 11:52 AM
I can't kill all the golfers - they'll put me away!

02-27-2009, 12:02 PM
"You lose, Buckwheat! Get yourself another girl!"

Lace Neil Singer
02-27-2009, 12:33 PM
More Spaceballs, cuz I can quote this movie all day. XD

Bearded Lady: "I'm the Bearded Lady. Who are you, one of the freaks?"

[B]Dark Helmet: "Get out of my escape pod you bearded bitch!"

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

We're not just doing it for money... We're doing it for a shitload of money!

Oh yeah, and the timeless classic:

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.
[Warning shot almost hits Vespa's Benz]
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, assholes!

02-27-2009, 12:48 PM
@Jester ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Jerry Maguire... It just had to be.

Hell yes! Shpepper claims the points.....boom goes the dynamite! :D

02-27-2009, 12:52 PM
"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

02-27-2009, 01:36 PM
Not a movie but:

"What are you doing in a car park?"
"Parking cars. What else does one do in a car park?"

02-27-2009, 01:57 PM
"Son Number One....this tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead"

"But I'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John, if he does it again, I can make damn sure he don't do it in Texas"

"You know I can't let you go, without tapping that ass...One....More....TIME!!!!"

And, a truly underrated film:
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

"Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory. "

"What's in Mexico?" "Mexicans"

"Rule number one: No noise, no questions. You make a noise...Mr. 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it"

May not be George Clooney's best performance, but it's one of my favorites.

Two guesses as to who my favorite screenwriter is. :p

Caveat Emptor
02-27-2009, 04:26 PM
From O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Friend? Some of your foldin' money is come unstowed.

I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think she's startin' to turn.

Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

Delmar O'Donnell: Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!


We're in a tight spot!

I'm the Pater Familias!!

Caveat Emptor
02-27-2009, 04:35 PM
Nude women! Nude women
Clowns Welcome! Clowns welcome!

Is that our plane?
No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.

There must be alot of competition for that corner.
It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.
what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?
I sure couldn't tell ya'.
Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.
[shoots her an angry glare]
Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!

To the God-damned AIRPORT!
Whatta got? Shit in your ears?

Lace Neil Singer
02-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Detroit Rock City. Even tho I'm probably the only person here who's watched it. XD

Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.

I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! LORD HAVE MERCY!

Only a bunch of Guidos and Stellas would ride your ass on a two lane highway and honk.

[Trip is kicking the walls of the washroom]
Lex: Take it easy man. This is the girls' craproom, remember?
Trip: Aw, wake up Lex! We just watched Jam's mom torch our fucking KISS tickets man! Not REO Speedwagon, not Journey, not The Bay City Rollers. KISS, man! If you can think of a better reason to trash a girl's bathroom I'd sure like to hear it.

Mrs. Bruce: You know what Kiss stands for, don't you?
[hushed voice]
Mrs. Bruce: 'Knights In Satan's Service!'

02-28-2009, 03:21 AM
"Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball!!"


"Hang on to your butts."

"You fail me yet again, Starscream..."

These are from Teen Titans-the best cartoon on the planet:
Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

Starfire: Who will shout the 'Boo-yah' when we are victorious?

02-28-2009, 03:30 AM
Detroit Rock City. Even tho I'm probably the only person here who's watched it. XD
Nope, I've seen it too. :muya:

02-28-2009, 03:42 AM
One more from Ghostbusters:

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!" :lol:


"It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem." (Puts glass to forehead instead of mouth.) :roll:

02-28-2009, 04:53 AM

We're in a tight spot!

I'm the Pater Familias!!

I know, right? I was very tempted to just write "The entire script of O Brother Where Art Thou."

02-28-2009, 12:14 PM
"You actually put your dick in this woman, Jim?"

I cannot TELL you how often I've been tempted to say that to some guy (though using his name instead of "Jim", of course).

02-28-2009, 12:21 PM
"And me.....I'm Eddie Wilson!"

"Captain, my Captain!"

02-28-2009, 12:43 PM
"Mr Bounder, there's a gentleman here to see you about a holiday....and that's all".

Lace Neil Singer
02-28-2009, 01:30 PM
Nope, I've seen it too. :muya:

Yays. :D Definitely an underrated classic. XD

03-01-2009, 12:27 PM
EMPEROR: The Samurai is gone. The spiritof samurai lives forever. (a beat) Tell me how he died.

ALGREN: I will tell you how he lived.

Eddie The 'Ead
03-01-2009, 02:15 PM
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...

03-01-2009, 04:21 PM
"I'm Spartacus!"

"It's just a flesh wound."

-"Where's the little girl's room?"
-"Oui, oui madame." <points>
-"Oh, no. I just want to powder my nose."

"Help, Help! I'm being repressed!!"

"To make a long story short..."
"Too late."

03-01-2009, 07:28 PM
I don't like men with too many muscles.
I didn't make him for you


Travis Dubya Redfish. Everything works if ya let it.

Why is mah life so much harder than everyone elses?

Well that's a strange and wondrous thing boy but like everything else, it'll work if ya let it.


You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. (from the original not the godawful remake!)


03-01-2009, 10:30 PM
From The Godfather: "Make him an offer he can't refuse."

Most people use the line to mean an offer so good the person eagerly accepts it. In the movie, though, it's exactly the opposite. As in:

Michael: Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. So my father went to see this bandleader and offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.
Kay Adams: ...
Michael: ...That's a true story.

03-02-2009, 02:53 AM
Ooh, ooh, I have more!

"Oh stewardess, I speak Jive."
"And Leon's getting lllaarrrger!"
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!"
"There's a sale at Penney's!"

03-03-2009, 02:46 AM
The line I remember best from The Long Kiss Goodnight was when Charlie and her daughter are about to bust out of the meat locker, Charlie says, "Hey, should we get a dog?"

I'm saving myself 'til I get raped. I thought it was gang-raped :shrug:

I just LOVE finding new places to wear diamonds.

"Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?"
"It's true."
"Then what do you want to marry him for?"
"I want to marry him for YOUR money"

"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"

"...you got a lot of animal magnetism."

"I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father."

"Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire."

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"...
"Boring conversation, anyway."

"Arn't you a little short for a stormtropper?"

"We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."

"That boy was our only hope"
"no, there is another."

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

"Scuse me while I whip this out."

"Hey, where the white women at?"

"Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. "

"We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke... and DUCK."

"Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in. "

"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! "

"Sir, he specifically requested two "*******". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch. "

YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, JOR-EL! I SWEAR IT, NO MATTER THAT IT TAKES AN ETERNITY! You will bow down before me! Both you and then one day your HEIRS!


"Kneel before Zod." and "Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"

"Oh God."

" Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a DOOR KNOB?"

"Frankly, Mr. White, I really don't enjoy television. Too much violence. I was just reading Dickens."

03-05-2009, 01:45 AM
We were talking with the Master regarding the nature of conceptual reality. Psychologically speaking, the human mind, or brain or whatever, is almost incapable of distinguishing between the real and the vividly imagined experience. Sound and film and music and radio. Even these manipulative experiences are received more or less directly and uninterpretive by the mind. They are cataloged and recorded and either acted upon directly, or stored in the memory, or both. Now this process, unless we pay it tremendous attention, begins to separate us from the reality of the now. Am I being clear? For we must allow the reality of the now to just happen, as it happens. Observe and act with clarity. For where there is clarity, there is no choice. And were there is choice, there is misery. But then, why should I speak, since I know nothing?

03-05-2009, 04:13 AM
Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.

Reno: Hey, partner...
[points at bomb in hand]
Reno: This thing... uh... got any bite to it?
Rude: Shin-Ra technology at its finest.
Reno: Oh, so you made it?
Rude: If nothing else, it's... flashy

03-05-2009, 06:22 AM
"I know we're supposed to the Chosen People, but couldn't you choose someone else everye once in a while?"

03-05-2009, 11:17 AM
This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Define "interesting."

"Oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode.

Can you shave the vector?

I'm doing it! It's not enough.

Just get us on the ground!

That part will happen pretty definitely.

We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.

04-02-2009, 12:06 AM
*Officer walks to the passenger door, the window is open. She sees a white powder on the seat, stickes her finger on it then sniffs it. She then touches it with her tongue.*

Officer: What is this!

Driver: Fertilizer.

Officer: (Spits it out and starts to gag) SHIT!!

Driver: Exactly!!

04-02-2009, 01:19 AM
Not classic by most people's definition, but here's some RvB:

"Everyone get behind me and stay tight"
"Bow chicka bow-wow"
"Never mind, Tucker's in front"
"Ehh, it was worth it"

"You can't call dibs on a spaceship"
"Yes I can, dibs, see I did it again"

"I think blarg means yes, hey alien, does blarg mean yes?"
"Holy shit! he just said 'yes, blarg means yes' I speak alien!"
"Unless blarg means no, in which case he said 'no, blarg does not mean yes"
"What? hey alien, am I right?"
"See? the fuck do you know"

"Shotgun!, fuck..."
"Shotgun's lap!"

"You fucking camping bitch!"
"It's a legitimate strategy!"

04-02-2009, 01:58 AM
"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"

"I don't gotta take this abuse from you. I got hundreds of people dyin' to abuse me."

"Ungrateful little yuppie larva."

"We had part of a Slinky, but I straightened it."

"You guys are making a big mistake. I got my law degree in night school."
"That's fine, we were arrested at night."

"Just don't try any of your old cheap moves on me."
"Oh no no no. I have all new cheap moves."

04-02-2009, 06:04 AM
I can't believe no one has put this one up:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Major cookies for anyone who can get these...

"This is not a rental car. This is privately owned."

"Wars, wars? Oh, yes, of course, we have them all here. Punic War, Prussian War, Peloponnesian War. Crimean War, Wars of the Roses. One doesn't recall them in sequence, but corporate wars..."

"Did you really feel depressed after you shot Mr. Garrett Jacob Hobbes to death? l think you probably did. But it wasn't the act that got to you. Didn't you feel so bad, because killing him felt so good? And why shouldn't it feel good? lt must feel good to God. He does it all the time. God's terrific! He dropped a church roof on 34 of his worshippers in Texas last Wednesday night, just as they were groveling through a hymn to his majesty. Don't you think that felt good?"

"I can hear you whisperin' children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad. I'm out of patience children. I'm coming to find you now."

"I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know and what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'? "

"Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble."

04-03-2009, 01:56 AM
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

Transformers - the 1986 Series

Cliffjumper: I'm sorry, Hound. I shouldn't have fired on Megatron.
Hound: You... you shouldn't have missed, you mean!
Cliffjumper: Huh? Oh, yeah... right!

Grimlock: You, Megatron, tricked us. Make us fight good leader, Optimus Prime. Prime risked own life to save us. Baaad Megatron!
Megatron: [rapidly] Decepticons, transform, quick, at once!

Optimus Prime: Autobots, transform and roll out!

Optimus Prime: You destroy everything you touch Megatron!
Megatron: That's because everything I touch is food for my hunger. My hunger for power.
Optimus Prime: No! I am going to end your hunger once and for all.

Billy Madison

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.


Bob Sheppard: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Yankee Stadium.

Yogi Berra: Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Mr Slugger
04-03-2009, 02:28 AM
I really love some movies so here's my quotes.

Army of Darkness

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. "

"Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me..."

"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all. "

Nightmare of Elm St the whole lot of them.

"Welcome To Prime Time Bitch!"

Oprah Noodlemantra: All right, once again... This is your brain.
[Cracks egg]
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain ON DRUGS. Any Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are YOU on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me!

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones... but nothin' will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then, they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'.

04-03-2009, 10:11 AM
"Hey, man. You're on the floor."
"No shit."

(Bubba Ho-tep)

"My mother - what is the phrase? She isn't ... quite herself today."


Oh, and idrinkarum - your quote is from "Head". Peter Tork said it.