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Princess-Snake
03-04-2009, 12:50 PM
My mother, fool that she is, has picked up a stray monster from the barn. This, this beast, is so hairy. Dark brown and black hair cover this demon from head to toe. If you could only understand the horror this family has to endure because of my mother's actions. The demon's tail whips at you with such pain, she sniffs you like it's deciding whether you're appetizing. It's cold wet nose sends shivers down to your spine. And it's roar. Oh, it's roar. So loud, so fierce. Wait, I hear it now. It's coming to get me!:eek: Can't you fools hear it?!

Meow.:p

Nurian
03-04-2009, 02:28 PM
Evil kittehs!

Bagboy
03-04-2009, 02:31 PM
Is it a Maine Coon? Those aren't cats, they're small dogs

One-Fang
03-04-2009, 06:11 PM
No, they're just real cats. Those other things are just pussies.

Geek King
03-04-2009, 06:19 PM
Or like my parents cat. Very muscular kitty. I've seen it make a nine-foot vertical leap from a stand-still, and not have to scrabble to get on top of a TV cabinet. This is the same cat who would walk up and roundhouse-swat the Chow on the face. Then stare it down like, "Go ahead. I dare you to do something about it." The cat was the Alpha of that pack.

Spiffy McMoron
03-04-2009, 07:43 PM
I'm sure it's a terrible demon, but nothing compared to the like of this fearsome beast:

Watch, if you dare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI)

Lil Bunny
03-04-2009, 08:02 PM
I'm sure it's a terrible demon, but nothing compared to the like of this fearsome beast:

Watch, if you dare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI)

LOL I was waiting and waiting and waiting and them BAM! That was a great attack. ;)

depechemodefan
03-04-2009, 08:17 PM
Maybe it's a dog.

wagegoth
03-05-2009, 12:16 AM
Spiffy, I thought you were going to post this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkumQuCibU

BookstoreEscapee
03-05-2009, 12:31 AM
Behold this fearsome predator (http://www.cuteoverload.com/2009/03/panther-cub.html).

Sliceanddice
03-05-2009, 02:08 AM
Behold this fearsome predator (http://www.cuteoverload.com/2009/03/panther-cub.html).

ack you are trying to kill us.
TOOOOOO CUTE!!! want to love!!!!!!!!!!

BookstoreEscapee
03-05-2009, 02:17 AM
ack you are trying to kill us.
TOOOOOO CUTE!!! want to love!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe...funny thing is I had seen the middle picture before. Didn't expect him to be so tiny :D

tropicsgoddess
03-05-2009, 04:17 PM
That li'l cub is too cute!!! :love: