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04-15-2009, 04:41 AM
We have a new car on our street...

For the Last 3 days the car alarm has been going off...every 3 hours
Almost like clock work.
And it doesn't stop... for almost 20 min....

And It's right out side my apartment window...

I hear it all night.
It's driving me nuts....

...I'm about to invest in a good quality base ball bat....

No one in this neighborhood should be allowed car alarms... I hate you.

Just thought you should know.

04-15-2009, 10:24 AM
Call the police each time it goes off - especially at night. Take down the license plate#, too.

Make sure the bat is a good wood, I think most are made of oak or pine but try to find one made of walnut, it might be a little heavier but it won't crack easily (unless you want to go amateur and use an aluminum bat, that is). Don't cork the bat, it will improve the bat's elasticity which you do not want in this case (plus it could get you banned). Tar up the end (where you hold it) for a better grip, too.