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DataJager
06-08-2009, 10:11 PM
I don't post enough to know where this thread belongs. Admins feel free to move me.

So, after a harrowing day of dumping my sister at her Horseback Riding Camp and then driving 50 miles the other way to get my oil changed, I went to Wal-Mart. So I'm standing in the express line, waiting to fill up my Gift/Gas card, and then I look at the purchases of the old asian lady in front of me. She had only two items, so at first I thought "Phew, this should be quick". Then I see that one of the items is a large bottle of KY Jelly. The other is (you guessed it from the title) a Pineapple. A nice fat one with the leaves still attached and sines on every inch.
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But the best part?

She used a $2 coupon on the KY.

lupo pazzesco
06-08-2009, 10:20 PM
<Squirms> Oh the memories THAT brings up from my days of rotations in the ER... Unpleasant mental imagery.

Of DDDOOOOOOOM!

And now I can't look at the pineapple in my fridge! Spam you! :p :lol:

blas
06-09-2009, 02:31 AM
Couldn't she just have bought a cucumber? A whole lot less painful!

fireheart
06-09-2009, 10:14 AM
Or a carrot? Hmm...that gives me an idea....:p

Irving Patrick Freleigh
06-09-2009, 04:44 PM
Banana. You can't go wrong with a banana.

Not that I would know, of course. :p

Amina516
06-09-2009, 10:03 PM
The movie "Little Nicky"?

Maybe she was practicing for Hell? :D

Jester
06-10-2009, 11:04 AM
She used a $2 coupon on the KY.

I didn't even know they HAD coupons for KY!

prb
06-10-2009, 01:07 PM
I didn't even know they HAD coupons for KY!Frequent buyer bonuses perhaps?

taxguykarl
06-10-2009, 07:36 PM
I didn't even know they HAD coupons for KY!Sunday paper coupon section. ;)