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Nurian
08-20-2009, 09:58 PM
We did this on another forum I used to frequent. Here's how it works:

Poster 1 makes a wish:
"I wish for a million dollars"

Poster 2 grants that wish in such a way as it's negative:
"Your wish is granted: A million dollars in paper falls out of the sky onto your head. You die."

Then makes a new wish:
"I wish for a house..."

etc., etc.

So what do you think? Fun?
I'll start:

I wish I were a famous cook.

lordlundar
08-20-2009, 10:04 PM
Yeah, I know this game.:D

Granted, but the restaurant you work at had a rat infestation and ruins your reputation.

I wish for a stable tech job.

dalesys
08-20-2009, 10:08 PM
The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.

JoitheArtist
08-20-2009, 10:20 PM
The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.

She's very honest...just not with you. :devil:

I wish I had a sane boss.

Nurian
08-20-2009, 10:41 PM
Granted! Your boss is now sane but your workload quadruples when she realizes how inefficient she was.

I wish I could fly.

Der Cute
08-20-2009, 11:25 PM
Poof! You can now fly, but your wings are made of feathers and wax, and last about 500 milliseconds.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.

Nurian
08-20-2009, 11:31 PM
Granted! You now own a loft in Singapore near the fish market.

I wish I had more time.

BookstoreEscapee
08-21-2009, 12:01 AM
We had this game going a while back. That thread's probably dead by now but it was fun.

I wish I had more time.
Granted. You can't take a step in your house without tripping over a clock. :D

I wish the heat would go away.

Nurian
08-21-2009, 01:41 AM
Granted! You now live on the dark side of Pluto.

I wish there was something good on TV.

ArcticChicken
08-21-2009, 01:47 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, there is something fantastic on every channel, there are no reruns, and DVDs have been outlawed.


I wish I had a job I liked.

Nurian
08-21-2009, 02:06 AM
Granted! You know have the most amazing job. You have also been fired.

I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue.

RecoveringKinkoid
08-21-2009, 02:20 AM
You didn't burn it. You sliced it off.

I wish I had more shoe space in my closet.

ZumZum
08-21-2009, 02:43 AM
I wish I had more shoe space in my closet.Granted, but now you have no room for clothes forcing you to wear the same outfit every day.


I wish I had the perfect body.

taurinejunkie
08-21-2009, 02:45 AM
You do have the perfect body. Decapitated, in your closet. The feds are looking for you.

I wish I had more self confidence.

Nurian
08-21-2009, 02:46 AM
Granted! You had enough confidence that you wouldn't been hurt by the volcano. You were wrong.

I wish my job had started sooner.

ZumZum
08-21-2009, 02:52 AM
I wish my job had started sooner.

Granted, but you overslept and missed your first day.

I wish I could go on vacation.

BarbieGirl
08-21-2009, 03:02 AM
Granted, but as soon as you got to mexico a hurricane demolished your hotel and now you have to stay in a shack with a goat.


I wish I could get some sleep.

BookstoreEscapee
08-21-2009, 03:08 AM
Granted. You'll wake well rested to your kids tearing apart the house.

I wish I had a bigger couch.

Jack T. Chance
08-21-2009, 03:16 AM
I wish I had a bigger couch.Granted, but now you'll have family members and "friends" you haven't seen in years turning up, wanting to crash on it. ;)

I wish I was a Time Lord! :cool:

TheSHAD0W
08-21-2009, 04:30 AM
I wish I was a Time Lord! :cool:

Granted, but your Tardis broke down in 9900 BCE and you have to slog around in the desert for 2000 years until the Atlanteans develop enough technology to fix it.

I wish my records were in proper order...

Heksubah
08-21-2009, 03:31 PM
Granted... but I never knew you could organize records in dewey decimal like that. *tilts head*

I wish my car were paid off.

BarbieGirl
08-21-2009, 04:10 PM
Granted, it got paid off by the idiots insurance that ran into it.

I wish I could find a good work from home job.

Dave1982
08-21-2009, 05:28 PM
Granted. You are now the neighborhood pot dealer, ala Nancy Botwin from Weeds. You are raking in the dough, but the DEA is closing in fast.

I wish I had a loving girlfriend.

Nurian
08-21-2009, 05:40 PM
Granted! She loves you so much, you never have a moment's peace. And her mother hates you.

I wish I had a soda.

ZumZum
08-21-2009, 06:01 PM
I wish I had a soda.
Granted, but when opened it explodes all over you.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.

Caveat Emptor
08-21-2009, 06:57 PM
Granted, but when opened it explodes all over you.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.

Granted! You don't have to go to work tonight - you have to go RIGHT NOW!! HURRY UP YOU'RE LATE!!!! :D:p

I wish the woman I like felt the same way about me.

Nurian
08-22-2009, 12:18 AM
Granted! Unfortunately, she must go to Zimbabwe right NOW!

I wish I weren't so hungry.

BookstoreEscapee
08-22-2009, 12:37 AM
Granted. But now you're dying of thirst.

I wish I was a better cook.

BarbieGirl
08-22-2009, 12:52 AM
Granted but all you have to cook with are eggs and beets.


I wish I could spend the day getting pampered at a day spa.

BookstoreEscapee
08-22-2009, 12:55 AM
Granted. You'll spend the day at the spa in Pampers (http://www.pampers.com/en_US/home/).

I wish I had something better to do.

Sliceanddice
08-22-2009, 01:06 AM
granted but Mrs.Better is now dead in your bed.

I wish i haddn't burnt my self again.

Nurian
08-22-2009, 01:39 AM
Granted! The duck burnt you!

I wish I were more awake.

saint
08-22-2009, 02:05 AM
Granted! Now you're an insomniac.

I wish I had my own apartment.

lordlundar
08-22-2009, 02:12 AM
Granted! Mrs. Bates bought an apartment complex and her son is your new neighbor. Watch your back.:D

I wish I had a cookie.

Teysa
08-22-2009, 02:48 AM
Granted, but the cookie is burnt to a crisp.

I wish I had a clean house.

Sarlon
08-22-2009, 03:21 AM
granted...except the house is now invisble!

I wish I had a job that let me do what i want when I want...and never worry about money again.

BookstoreEscapee
08-22-2009, 03:25 AM
Granted. You're very happy living in your cardboard box so you don't worry about anything.

I wish my computer cord was longer.

Dave1982
08-22-2009, 03:29 AM
Granted. You now have a 5000-foot spool of cord in front of the desk, neatly blocking access to it.

I wish I was a CS moderator. :D

Nurian
08-22-2009, 03:37 AM
Granted! You are now a moderator at The Colon Service forum.

I wish I had a good movie.

BookstoreEscapee
08-22-2009, 03:38 AM
Granted. Now everyone sends all their complaints and issues with other posters to you and flame wars break out all over the place!

I wish my apartment was self-cleaning.

Sarlon
08-22-2009, 03:43 AM
granted...but again its invisible.

I wish I could have the power to teleport instantly anywhere I wanted at anytime.

Dave1982
08-22-2009, 03:44 AM
Granted. But it doesn't work on your clothes, so you arrive naked.

(let's see what you can come up with for this one.....)

"I wish I had......two thousand feet, so I could put five hundred of them in each of your asses!!!" :roll:

Sarlon
08-22-2009, 03:48 AM
granted....except your a millipede now and the effect your going for just isn't working.

I wish all my laundry was washed, dryed, and put away in its proper place.

(man I love these, my D&D players ALWAYS want a wish out of me...but I pull stuff like this)

Dave1982
08-22-2009, 03:52 AM
granted....except your a millipede now and the effect your going for just isn't working.

I wish all my laundry was washed, dryed, and put away in its proper place.

(man I love these, my D&D players ALWAYS want a wish out of me...but I pull stuff like this)

Granted. Except that it was all done on Extra Hot with extra Clorox, so it's all shrunken and discolored.

I wish I had my dream car.

Sarlon
08-22-2009, 04:00 AM
Granted...along with your dream job, dream wife/husband, dream kids, dream animal of your choice....and then right when you find out you won the lottery....you wake up.

I wish I could get a massage every month.

Teysa
08-22-2009, 04:01 AM
Granted. But the only available time is when you're at work.

I wish I could move someplace different.

Sarlon
08-22-2009, 04:02 AM
granted...you now live right next door to a toxic waste dump.

I wish I could fall asleep.

Dave1982
08-22-2009, 04:42 AM
Granted. You're now in a coma because you fell and hit your head.

I wish I could see my friends from college who I haven't seen in 4 years.

Nurian
08-22-2009, 04:49 AM
Granted! You see them in Wired and Forbes magazines talking about the successes they are.

I wish I had more food.

ZumZum
08-22-2009, 04:54 AM
I wish I had more food.
Granted, but all the food is full of laxatives.

I wish for an HDTV

Dave1982
08-22-2009, 05:12 AM
Granted. Dont' see what good it'll do you though, since there's a cable outage.

I wish I had a time machine.

Jack T. Chance
08-22-2009, 05:29 AM
Granted. Dont' see what good it'll do you though, since there's a cable outage.

I wish I had a time machine.Granted, but it's faulty, so you never end up where or when you wanted to go. :p

I wish I could buy the world a Coke... :D

XCashier
08-22-2009, 05:35 AM
Granted, but now you'll be followed by singing hippies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOEU87SBTU) everywhere you go.

I wish I had my sanity!

Geekus Rex
08-22-2009, 06:38 AM
Granted - but you're sane enough now to recognize that you enjoyed being insane more

NightWatch
08-22-2009, 09:02 PM
Granted, but everyone else has lost theirs, so you get to endure them all acting like complete psychopaths while you have to watch with full awareness of their inability to comprehend logic.

I wish I could feel well rested on 5 hours of sleep.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-22-2009, 10:37 PM
Granted. After 5 hours of sleep, you awake to find yourself resting at the bottom of a well.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

BookstoreEscapee
08-22-2009, 10:48 PM
Granted. Have fun standing on the unemployment line!

I wish I hadn't spent all day staring at my computer screen.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-23-2009, 03:02 AM
Granted. Have fun standing on the unemployment line!

I wish I hadn't spent all day staring at my computer screen.

Granted. Instead your computer spent all day staring at you.

I wish my office were already repainted and the new carpet laid down . . .

BookstoreEscapee
08-23-2009, 05:03 AM
Granted. Instead your computer spent all day staring at you.

Actually, it's got a camera above the screen, so it kind of did...:blink:

I wish my office were already repainted and the new carpet laid down . . .

Granted. But you are overcome by all the fumes.

I wish I was asleep.

Jack T. Chance
08-23-2009, 05:20 AM
I wish I was asleep.Granted, but you forgot to lock your door, so now the Underpants Gnomes can get in and steal your underwear! :p

I wish I were a rich man, a very rich man! :D

Dave1982
08-23-2009, 05:24 AM
Granted. You are now a Columbian drug lord (ala Bedazzled) with a wife that doesn't love you and a rival drug lord getting ready to off you.

I wish the other members of my motor club hadn't skipped the car show today.

wolfie
08-23-2009, 07:18 AM
I wish the other members of my motor club hadn't skipped the car show today.

Granted, but when one of their cars caught fire as a result of an electrical fault, it wound up destroying all the vehicles at the car show (including yours), rather than just his car and the pavement in front of his house.

I wish my dispatcher would understand the concept of "hours of service" regulations.

McGoddess09
08-23-2009, 05:26 PM
Granted! But now you will get more and more calls within that time.


I wish I didn't have to open tomorrow!

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-23-2009, 06:48 PM
Granted. As a condition of granting this wish, you must work your next shift sporting the old, smelly, moldy Grimace costume.

I wish I had semi-competent co-workers.

MannersMakethMan
08-23-2009, 07:08 PM
Granted, but their improved efficiency means you've just lost your job.

I wish people would just say what they mean

BarbieGirl
08-23-2009, 07:13 PM
Granted- they are all extremely hateful and mean people now who speak their minds.

I wish this migraine would go away.

BookstoreEscapee
08-23-2009, 07:20 PM
Granted. You've traded it for a stomach flu.

I wish I could vent my anger on the person it is directed at.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-23-2009, 08:28 PM
Granted. But their ventilation system went faulty and it spread everywhere.

I wish I were on vacation at the beach right now . . .

BookstoreEscapee
08-23-2009, 09:36 PM
Granted. But it's raining and you're not allowed to leave the beach.

I wish dinner was ready.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-23-2009, 09:47 PM
Granted. However, it's fugu and the person who prepared it was overheard repeatedly asking "Does this look like a liver to you?"

I wish the Milwaukee Brewers didn't suck so much.

HorrorFrogPrincess
08-23-2009, 11:41 PM
Granted. Now they blow.


I wish Hollywood could make a decent film again.

McGoddess09
08-24-2009, 12:09 AM
Granted. Now it can only be seen once and all the tickets are sold out before you can get them.

I wish I could sleep well for once!

sms001
08-24-2009, 12:15 AM
I wish I could sleep well for once!

As you wish.

You sleep undisturbed for untold years until finally awakened by some lout of a prince who goes around kissing girls who essentially look dead. :lol:

I wish my wife and I could find a decent farm property.

Dave1982
08-24-2009, 12:22 AM
I wish my wife and I could find a decent farm property.

Granted. Welcome to Green Acres.

I wish I hadn't been stood up tonight.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-24-2009, 12:37 AM
Granted. Your date for the night is Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish for peace on Earth.

Dave1982
08-24-2009, 12:41 AM
Granted. Humanity is at peace, but the Romulans are coming........

BookstoreEscapee
08-24-2009, 01:16 AM
Granted. Your invisible wish has

I wish the commercials weren't so annoying.

XCashier
08-24-2009, 02:41 AM
Granted. The commercials are now fantastic, but TV shows, movies and radio now suck big time.

I wish I won the Powerball.

BookstoreEscapee
08-24-2009, 03:02 AM
Granted. The commercials are now fantastic, but TV shows, movies and radio now suck big time.

This would be something new?

I wish I won the Powerball.

You did! It's this new little electrical gadget...I don't really know what it does...

I wish for my boss to approve my half-personal day this Friday.

Dave1982
08-24-2009, 03:31 AM
I wish for my boss to approve my half-personal day this Friday.

Granted. Half of you has the day off, the other half has to go to work.

I wish it hadn't rained so much today.

NightWatch
08-24-2009, 05:31 AM
Granted!! It wasn't rain, it was sleet and your car died while your out in it and you are stuck exactly where your car stopped for hours.

I wish I could get a break, this week has been stressful.

Jack T. Chance
08-24-2009, 06:06 AM
Granted!! It wasn't rain, it was sleet and your car died while your out in it and you are stuck exactly where your car stopped for hours.

I wish I could get a break, this week has been stressful.Granted! You have now broken both your legs and will be in traction for the next couple weeks! :p

I wish I would win the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes! :)

HorrorFrogPrincess
08-24-2009, 08:07 AM
Granted! Now you have to clear a publisher's house.

I wish I could get to work on my comic.

MannersMakethMan
08-24-2009, 08:47 AM
Granted, but after riding your comic to work for three days, you are forced to go into hiding before they section you.

I wish I wasn't the only one awake

sms001
08-24-2009, 09:42 AM
Granted. The commercials are now fantastic, but TV shows, movies and radio now suck big time.


This is a little too close to true....... :)



I wish I wasn't the only one awake

Easily granted! You now spend your nights "entertained" by street people, vampires (the sparkly kind, not the cool kind) and the folks who call Gravekeeper on his overnight shift. You begin to beg to be alone again.

I wish I had a dog.

Dave1982
08-24-2009, 03:47 PM
Granted. *hands over a hot dog*

I wish for a pay raise.

taurinejunkie
08-24-2009, 04:08 PM
Granted. Double the pay. Working 80 hours a week.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

Ghel
08-24-2009, 04:56 PM
I wish I lived somewhere else.

Granted. You now live on the sunny side of Mercury. Have fun when all the liquid in your body boils away.

I wish I was skinnier.

XCashier
08-25-2009, 01:46 AM
Granted. You are literally nothing but skin and bones and make Kate Moss look like a sumo wrestler.

I wish I could be a movie star.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-25-2009, 02:30 AM
Your wish is my command. Unfortunately you're starring in 8 mm pornos with some big, hairy, sweaty fat guy who smells like moldy old socks and pee.

I wish I could retire.

BookstoreEscapee
08-25-2009, 02:51 AM
You can!!! When you're 90.

I wish I was done reading this book.

Dave1982
08-25-2009, 03:21 AM
Granted. The rest of the pages are missing, and you'll never know how it ends.

I wish I could recapture my good mood from last week.

BookstoreEscapee
08-25-2009, 10:20 PM
You can. You just need some peanut butter and a mouse trap. Then wait.

I wish you were here...

DGoddessChardonnay
08-26-2009, 12:19 AM
Granted. But you're now here and I'm there, so that kinda defeats the purpose.:lol:

I wish I could have a home at the beach to myself. . .

BookstoreEscapee
08-26-2009, 12:25 AM
Granted. Enjoy your new hermit-crab-shell home.

I wish my leg wasn't itchy.

dalesys
08-26-2009, 01:02 AM
I wish my leg wasn't itchy.
Granted: Your now half-a-woman... and the itch is phantom!

I wish all the musicians of my teens were alive...

(Joplin, Morrison, Hendrix, Lee, Wilson...)

BookstoreEscapee
08-26-2009, 02:10 AM
Granted. You're suddenly 40 years younger and your musicians are the Jonas Brothers and Ashley Tisdale.

I wish I didn't have to do this.

Dave1982
08-26-2009, 04:34 AM
Granted. Instead, you have to clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station.

I wish I'd get an response on Facebook.

Hyena Dandy
08-26-2009, 04:59 AM
You do, but its from a creepy stalker you had in highschool you haven't seen in years... And thought you never would have to.



I wish you a merry Christmas!

MannersMakethMan
08-26-2009, 08:13 AM
Granted, but an SC overhears you saying it and bitches you out for the next 43 hours for not being 'culturally sensitive'

I wish there were more workers

sms001
08-26-2009, 10:46 AM
I wish there were more workers

The line of ants crawling under your door appears endless, you open it to see that their column stretches unbroken to the horizon......

I wish my garden had more tomatoes. :(

XCashier
08-26-2009, 04:06 PM
Granted, but that's all you're getting. Tomatoes. No corn, no carrots, nothing else you've planted and worked over.

I wish I could get my scanner to work properly.

Ironclad Alibi
08-26-2009, 06:06 PM
Granted. Your scanner now works flawlessly. Your software, on the other hand, doesn't.

I wish I could see into the future.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-26-2009, 10:46 PM
Granted. But the future is hazy and you can't see it anyways . . .

I wish these mosquitoes would go away. . .

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-26-2009, 10:51 PM
Done and done. Your mosquitoes have been replaced with bullet ants on a one-for-one basis.

I demand a shrubbery.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-27-2009, 12:29 AM
Granted. Now you have a hornet's nest in the middle. Hope you're not allergic.:wave:

I wish the dishes were trained to wash and dry themselves.

Ironclad Alibi
08-27-2009, 12:59 AM
Granted. The dishes wash and dry themselves the very instant anything is put on them.

I wish for more wishes.

BookstoreEscapee
08-27-2009, 01:15 AM
NOT GRANTED!!! NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES!!!

I wish I wasn't so angry.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-27-2009, 01:36 AM
I think I can provide that service. Now you can't stop laughing and the nice men in the white trenchcoats have taken you away.

I wish I didn't have to spend my days at work putting away little boxes.

Dave1982
08-27-2009, 02:01 AM
Granted. You now have to spend your days putting away HUGE, HEAVY boxes, and there are 2500 of them, and you have no help.

I wish my depressed co-worker can find happiness.

BookstoreEscapee
08-27-2009, 03:54 AM
Well, it's hard to corrupt that one! ...OK, (s)he finds happiness and...

damn, too close to home...can't do it.


I wish I could corrupt this wish!


(ps I take back my last wish...anger is good. helps get things done.)

DGoddessChardonnay
08-28-2009, 12:33 AM
Granted. Now your face is frozen in place because of too much botox and it's scarier than Joan Rivers.

I wish I could get myself back into the mood to write some more stories.

McGoddess09
08-28-2009, 01:36 AM
Granted! But all the stories are crap and nobody wants to read them.

I wish the guys would get here soon for IHop.

BookstoreEscapee
08-28-2009, 01:50 AM
Granted, but they make you hop on one foot all the way there.

I wish for my rage to carry me through.

Ironclad Alibi
08-28-2009, 04:15 AM
Granted. It carries you right through the wall.

I wish I knew the secrets of the pyramids.

XCashier
08-28-2009, 05:02 AM
Granted! Dave Lister told the secret on Red Dwarf. "They used whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips!"

I wish that my wish would not be granted. :devil:

Jack T. Chance
08-28-2009, 05:12 AM
Granted! Dave Lister told the secret on Red Dwarf. "They used whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips!"

I wish that my wish would not be granted. :devil:Granted! NO WISH FOR YOU! :p

I wish I could speed up time so Labor Day would be here sooner. :)

Ironclad Alibi
08-28-2009, 06:52 PM
Granted. Labor Day is here for you. Congratulations. It's a girl.

I wish I knew what the movie Inception (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5VDKVqvo8M) will be about.

BookstoreEscapee
08-28-2009, 07:10 PM
Granted. Now you know and it's ruined the whole movie for you.

I wish for the paperwork to be processed quickly.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-28-2009, 07:22 PM
And voila! Your important paperwork is sent through the food processor.

I wish I knew the secret of life.

NightWatch
08-28-2009, 09:22 PM
Well Jesus was on his way to tell you that little secret, but Judas found out and was all super jealous and the bastard had him hung on a cross. So now you'll never know.

I wish I had a really tasty sammich!

BookstoreEscapee
08-28-2009, 10:19 PM
Granted! It tastes like feet.

I wish I knew what to do with myself right now.

NightWatch
08-28-2009, 11:33 PM
You do! You've picked up knitting. Unfortunately you suck at it and have managed to knit your hands and feet together and there is no one who can help you get untangled. You'll lie there for hours.

I wish I could punch a certain co-worker in the face.

Lace Neil Singer
08-28-2009, 11:50 PM
You do, but he/she gets you done for assault. XD

I wish it would bloody well stop raining.

dalesys
08-28-2009, 11:59 PM
GRANTED: It's now 2"/5cm hail...

And you're now Cosby's caveman: Ow! Ow! Ow! Hard Rain!

I wish my kids would help me retire.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-29-2009, 01:39 AM
Granted. Now you're retired in a rest home surrounded by nurses and the smell of stale pee and antiseptic.

I wish I had something sweet right now . . .

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-29-2009, 01:49 AM
Congratulations! Here's Sweet Cheeks the hairy, 500-pound drag queen to keep you company.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

BookstoreEscapee
08-29-2009, 02:20 AM
Granted. Now you have an ache someplace..uh..lower.

I wish I had a hammer.

dalesys
08-29-2009, 02:23 AM
Granted. You are now Joan Henry, steel-drivin' woman.

I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free

McGoddess09
08-29-2009, 03:33 AM
Granted! But being free sucks, so you go back to being not free!

I wish that tomorrow would get here.

NightWatch
08-29-2009, 04:14 AM
Tomorrow is arrived, and he is pissed that he had to show up early and kicks your @$$.

I wish I knew why all my friends (who are all 20 to 23) are getting married.

Lace Neil Singer
08-29-2009, 06:35 PM
You find out why; it's cuz they hate you and are plotting your demise. O_o

I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs.

(Lamest wish ever, so don't know how you're going to make it lamer. Sonic reference, for those who don't get it. XD)

BookstoreEscapee
08-29-2009, 06:48 PM
Granted. It's the size of Everest and it is piled directly on top of you.

I wish I had a life.

NightWatch
08-29-2009, 08:05 PM
You find out why; it's cuz they hate you and are plotting your demise. O_o



That was what I thought. You! Out of my head!!

Ironclad Alibi
08-29-2009, 10:47 PM
That was what I thought. You! Out of my head!!

That is not a wish. You're stuck with them in your head.

I wish I had a life.

Granted. You will be the guest on the next episode of "This Is Your Life (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044296/)."

I wish for a cold beer.

Lace Neil Singer
08-29-2009, 11:44 PM
It's so cold... it's frozen! You can't drink it! O.o

I wish that no-one was allowed to work Bank Holidays, so I'd get every one off like the rest of the world.

Dave1982
08-30-2009, 06:00 AM
I wish that no-one was allowed to work Bank Holidays, so I'd get every one off like the rest of the world.

Granted. Unfortunately, your house catches fire that day, and the 911 operators and firefighters are also off and can't help you.

I wish I didn't feel so sad right now. :(

(sorry, my mood contributed to that especially morbid wish corruption).

DGoddessChardonnay
08-30-2009, 04:33 PM
Granted. You're insatiably happy now to the point where nobody can stand to be around you.

I wish I had the energy to do some housework.

BookstoreEscapee
08-30-2009, 05:40 PM
Granted. You have all the energy in the world but now there's no housework to be done and you don't know what to do with all your energy.

I wish I could wish upon a star.

Lace Neil Singer
08-30-2009, 06:29 PM
You do, but it falls and crushes you.

I wish the weather wasn't so damn cold.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-30-2009, 11:35 PM
Granted. Now it's so hot you're practically basting in your own sweat and should be well done in about an hour.:p

I wish I had a couple more electrical outlets in my bedroom.

dalesys
08-31-2009, 12:02 AM
Granted. The outlets are all for foreign plugs & voltages.

I wish Callahan's Bar really existed.

(where the weak ends: Sunday, Monday & Punday)

Ironclad Alibi
08-31-2009, 01:32 AM
Granted. All of your shared pain has been lessened, and all of your shared joy has been increased.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Jack T. Chance
08-31-2009, 05:30 AM
Granted. All of your shared pain has been lessened, and all of your shared joy has been increased.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.Granted, you'll get one... on Good Friday, 2010. ;)

I wish I had... one meellion dollars! *puts pinky to corner of mouth* ;)

Dave1982
08-31-2009, 06:38 AM
Granted. A million dollars in pennies, all piled up loose in your living room. And the bank won't take ANY of them until you get them all rolled.

I wish the Back to School season was over.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
08-31-2009, 12:14 PM
It is. It's now Christmas time! Aren't you thrilled?

I wish I wouldn't end up drowning in furniture in a few minutes.

Lace Neil Singer
08-31-2009, 12:29 PM
Instead you get to drown in... ice cream! XD

I wish that Christmas stuff wasn't in the shops right now.

dalesys
08-31-2009, 12:32 PM
Granted: You must surf the curling wave of chairs & etc. without wiping out, though...

I wish the REMF's could be on the pointy end.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-31-2009, 10:33 PM
Granted: You must surf the curling wave of chairs & etc. without wiping out, though...

I wish the REMF's could be on the pointy end.

Granted. Now they're poking people in the ass.

I wish I had a blueberry scone right now.

BookstoreEscapee
08-31-2009, 10:57 PM
Granted! Oh, wait, that's not a blueberry, that's mold...

I wish I didn't feel this way.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
09-01-2009, 03:57 AM
Abracadabra. You feel...some other way.

I wish I wasn't working Wednesday, aka Another Damn Senior Day™

XCashier
09-01-2009, 04:32 AM
Granted. You're working Thursday instead. Oh, look, the store's moved Senior Day to Thursdays!

I wish I could get that library job.

Ironclad Alibi
09-01-2009, 05:24 PM
Granted. You're working Thursday instead. Oh, look, the store's moved Senior Day to Thursdays!

I wish I could get that library job.

Granted. You can read all about the consquences on this forum.

I wish I could get all of my Lego collection sorted.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-01-2009, 10:30 PM
Granted. You can read all about the consquences on this forum.

I wish I could get all of my Lego collection sorted.

Granted. However, the wish fairy misheard you and thought you said "scattered" instead of "sorted" so your Lego collection is now scattered across all 50 states.

I wish I had a bigger bedroom . . .

Jack T. Chance
09-01-2009, 10:31 PM
Granted. You can read all about the consquences on this forum.

I wish I could get all of my Lego collection sorted.Granted, but now you have to sort your various bricks all out by size AND by color... have fun with that! :wave:

I wish I had become a Guitar God like I always dreamed of doing. :cool:

Ironclad Alibi
09-02-2009, 02:10 AM
Wow! Two grants of the same wish. Maybe my earlier wish for more wishes was granted.

I wish I had a bigger bedroom . . .

Granted. You now have the biggest bedroom in the world. Guess where my Lego collection was scattered to?

I wish I had become a Guitar God like I always dreamed of doing. :cool:

Granted, but those burnt offerings turn your stomach.

I wish I could be cured of what ails me.

XCashier
09-02-2009, 02:14 AM
Granted, but now you're plagued with what ails everyone else in the world!

I wish I could write the Great American Novel.

Jack T. Chance
09-02-2009, 07:40 AM
Granted, but now you're plagued with what ails everyone else in the world!

I wish I could write the Great American Novel.Granted... but now you're dead, because you wrote it 100 years ago! :p

I wish I could teleport wherever I want to go! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/teleport.gif

Sarlon
09-02-2009, 12:21 PM
granted! but its so tiring that when you appear you sleep for 3 days.

I wish the lady's stuff next door will be given to me in payment for moving it out for her landlord.

XCashier
09-02-2009, 04:17 PM
Granted, but it includes 3000 clown statuettes and 8000 Precious Moments figurines, and you can't get rid of them, even on eBay! So they're staring at you, from every wall, forever and ever... :runaway:

I wish I could be a Hollywood actress.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
09-02-2009, 09:52 PM
Granted, but along with fame and fortune, you acquire a stalker not of the "romantic comedy" type. More like the "Becky Schaeffer" type.

I wish my uncle and grandma coming up from North Carolina were coming for happier reasons (family funeral on Friday).

DGoddessChardonnay
09-02-2009, 11:29 PM
Granted, but along with fame and fortune, you acquire a stalker not of the "romantic comedy" type. More like the "Becky Schaeffer" type.

I wish my uncle and grandma coming up from North Carolina were coming for happier reasons (family funeral on Friday).

Granted. They're just coming in early so they can be back in time for the Annual BBQ festival in Lexington (it's in October.)

I wish I didn't have to hang the cigarette price increases on all the cartons this morning . . .

BookstoreEscapee
09-03-2009, 12:26 AM
Granted. You just have to ring up all the sales and let the customers be surprised by the new price.

I wish it was bedtime.

BarbieGirl
09-03-2009, 01:14 AM
Granted but now you have a horrible case of insomnia and can't sleep.

I wish I was all packed and ready for the camping trip this weekend.

Ironclad Alibi
09-03-2009, 09:33 PM
Granted. Your live is now devoid of purpose until the weekend.

I wish for a sushi lunch.

Dave1982
09-03-2009, 10:08 PM
Granted. Your live is now devoid of purpose until the weekend.

I wish for a sushi lunch.

Granted, but it's overcooked. :p

I wish for the courage to tell Angelica how I feel about her.

BookstoreEscapee
09-03-2009, 11:31 PM
Granted. Sorry about that nasty case of laryngitis you just developed...

I wish I could taste the rainbow.

Dave1982
09-03-2009, 11:52 PM
Granted. Sorry about that nasty case of laryngitis you just developed...

I wish I could taste the rainbow.

Oooh! Good one!

Granted......you could, but I'm not letting you.

I wish it was Saturday.

BookstoreEscapee
09-04-2009, 02:05 AM
I wish it was Saturday.

Granted...but, uh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...so if you could be here around nine (http://www.phydiux.com/bill_lumbergh_soundboard.cfm)....

I wish the weather would stay like this.

Dave1982
09-04-2009, 02:16 AM
Granted...but, uh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...so if you could be here around nine (http://www.phydiux.com/bill_lumbergh_soundboard.cfm)....

I wish the weather would stay like this.

Another good one, but I already have to go in on Saturday, so :p

Granted.....the weather stays beautiful and comfortable, but in a few years the lack of rain will turn your area into an arid, inhospitable desert.

I wish for a promotion at work.

BookstoreEscapee
09-04-2009, 02:28 AM
Another good one, but I already have to go in on Saturday, so :p

Granted.....the weather stays beautiful and comfortable, but in a few years the lack of rain will turn your area into an arid, inhospitable desert.

I wish for a promotion at work.

Well, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too... (that's on that page, too).

You'll get a promotion at work...the latest promotion is "EVERYTHING'S A DOLLAR!!! COME ON DOWN AND STOCK UP ON ALL YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES NOW!!" Have fun!

I wish my computer would stop asking if I want to make a backup disk because I ALREADY DID!!!! Gah!

BarbieGirl
09-04-2009, 04:20 AM
Granted, it stopped asking because it crashed and burned and is now a lovely paper weight.

I wish I didn't have food allergies anymore.

Jack T. Chance
09-04-2009, 04:23 AM
I wish I didn't have food allergies anymore.Granted, but now you get to be allergic to POLLEN, like the rest of us! :devil:

I wish I could actually get to sleep at a decent hour.

BookstoreEscapee
09-04-2009, 08:57 PM
Granted. But you wake up at an indecent hour.

I wish the waiting was done.

Ironclad Alibi
09-04-2009, 09:30 PM
Granted. But now you'll never get a drink refill, dessert, or the check.

I wish I had better hearing.

Der Cute
09-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Granted, now you can hear EVERYTHING. and I mean EVERYTHING.

I wish I was out of debt.

BookstoreEscapee
09-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Granted. Now someone owes you and you can't collect.

I wish someone didn't owe me a debt. :mad:

Dave1982
09-04-2009, 10:42 PM
Granted. Now someone owes you and you can't collect.

I wish someone didn't owe me a debt. :mad:

granted. you now owe THEM!!!

I wish I could shake this spacey/disoriented feeling I've had all afternoon.

BookstoreEscapee
09-05-2009, 02:25 AM
Granted. But now you can't stop shaking.

I wish I was...someone else :(

Ironclad Alibi
09-05-2009, 04:53 PM
Granted. You have just been arrested for impersonating BookstoreEscapee.

I wish I knew the secret.

XCashier
09-06-2009, 03:11 AM
Granted, but everybody knows the secret. It's "42"!

I wish I knew where my towel is.

McGoddess09
09-06-2009, 03:16 AM
Granted! However it has been lost for weeks and has grown mold.

I wish certain people would just shut up.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-07-2009, 01:07 AM
Granted. Sorry about the ear infection that left you deaf though . . .

I wish it were Christmas Day already . . .

Dave1982
09-07-2009, 05:59 AM
Granted. Sorry about the ear infection that left you deaf though . . .

I wish it were Christmas Day already . . .

Granted. Where would you like your delivery of coal? :devil:

I wish I hadn't overdone it at the after-work party last night........

BookstoreEscapee
09-07-2009, 02:19 PM
Granted! You couldn't cuz no one invited you!

I wish I knew what to do.

Dave1982
09-07-2009, 03:53 PM
Granted! You couldn't cuz no one invited you!

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted. It turns out to be exactly the WRONG thing to do, but you knew to do it.

Having now recovered from the aforementioned party, I WISH I'D LEARNED MY LESSON, because now I just want to do it again. :o

Primer
09-08-2009, 09:32 PM
Having now recovered from the aforementioned party, I WISH I'D LEARNED MY LESSON, because now I just want to do it again. :o
Granted, but in order to remember what you have learned, you must repeat it over, and over, and over, and over...

I wish all my students this semester to be able to understand the material in a timely fashion, and do well on all their assignments and tests WITHOUT driving me (even more) nuts!

Irving Patrick Freleigh
09-08-2009, 10:57 PM
Granted. As a result of your superhuman teaching abilities, you're re-assigned to the remedial classes where your students spend the class periods picking their noses, eating their boogers, and turning in assignment bearing such insightful observations as "Lolz, I is a collej stoodint. I can haz partyz n degree n stuffs!"

I wish I didn't just sneeze and get snot on my keyboard.

XCashier
09-08-2009, 11:11 PM
Granted. You've vomited all over your keyboard instead. :puke:

I wish I was a billionaire.

Dave1982
09-10-2009, 04:30 AM
I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted. Here is 1 billion Vietnamese Dong, worth about $55,000 USD.

I wish the upcoming (on my birthday!) not-a-date with my crush goes well (she asked me to take her for a ride in the Greatest Customer's car). :D

dalesys
09-10-2009, 04:44 AM
Granted: The Greatest Customer's car discovers the paved over well in the parking lot.

I wish my grey hairs would go away.

Dave1982
09-10-2009, 04:52 AM
Granted: The Greatest Customer's car discovers the paved over well in the parking lot.

I wish my grey hairs would go away.

Granted; you're now bald.

I wish I had a nice burger to eat right now.

Fryk
09-10-2009, 07:57 AM
Granted; you're now bald.

I wish I had a nice burger to eat right now.

Granted, but you should have specified what you wanted your burger made from. Enjoy eating your puppy.


I wish I had a better computer... legally.

MannersMakethMan
09-10-2009, 06:43 PM
Granted, but it's so advanced you have no way of powering it.

I wish they'd teach me more than the data entry parts

XCashier
09-10-2009, 09:05 PM
Granted. Now they're demanding that you learn everything about the job and giving you one hour to learn it!

Granted. Here is 1 billion Vietnamese Dong, worth about $55,000 USD.
I wouldn't say no to $55,000 either!

I wish I could sing.

Dave1982
09-10-2009, 09:13 PM
I wish I could sing.

Granted. You can sing......badly.

I wish for self-cleaning clothes.

Ironclad Alibi
09-11-2009, 01:13 AM
Granted - May your fate be better than that visited upon Sidney Stratton (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044876/plotsummary).

I wish I could travel to the stars.

dalesys
09-11-2009, 01:43 AM
Granted: You are a bus tour guide in Hollywood.

I want to know what love is.

Dave1982
09-11-2009, 06:20 AM
Granted: You are a bus tour guide in Hollywood.

I want to know what love is.

Granted. Allow me to introduce your love instructor, Mr. Ron Jeremy.


I wish I hadn't had so much caffeine tonight.

Mike Taylor
09-12-2009, 06:19 AM
Granted. Allow me to introduce your love instructor, Mr. Ron Jeremy.


I wish I hadn't had so much caffeine tonight.

Granted. Now you've had fifty times that the day previous and are vibrating at such a high frequency that dogs' heads are exploding.

I wish knew the way out of my financial mess.

Dave1982
09-13-2009, 04:38 AM
I wish knew the way out of my financial mess.

Granted. Allow me to introduce your new business partner....Nancy Botwin.

I wish my pulsating headache would GO AWAY!! :cry:

MannersMakethMan
09-13-2009, 08:14 AM
Granted, but it'll be back an hour later, and it's bringing company...

I wish other people would help themselves without me having to light a fire under them.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-14-2009, 12:45 AM
Granted. Now you just have to clean up the mess they left behind.

I wish I could retire from work already

Plaidman
09-14-2009, 02:40 AM
Granted. But now you gotta work four different jobs.


I wish that I didn't screw up so much.

Jack T. Chance
09-14-2009, 02:50 AM
Granted. But now you gotta work four different jobs.


I wish that I didn't screw up so much.
Granted. You can't possibly have screwed up anywhere near as much as I have. :(

I wish I didn't ruin every good thing that happens in my life. :(

DGoddessChardonnay
09-14-2009, 09:07 PM
Granted. Nobody's allowed to feel like screw-ups while I'm around, okay?:p

I wish I had a juicy medium steak for dinner tonight . . .

BookstoreEscapee
09-14-2009, 10:59 PM
Granted. But the juice is orange juice.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-15-2009, 12:24 AM
Granted. It moved out without paying the back rent and you'll have to go to court to get your money back.

I wish it was quieter outside tonight . . .

BookstoreEscapee
09-15-2009, 01:09 AM
Granted. It moved out without paying the back rent and you'll have to go to court to get your money back.

That's OK, I'll just add it to the money I'm gonna get from Ex whether he likes it or not.

I wish it was quieter outside tonight . . .

Granted. Now it's quiet....too quiet...


I wish I knew what to be when I grow up.

Fryk
09-15-2009, 04:01 AM
That's OK, I'll just add it to the money I'm gonna get from Ex whether he likes it or not.



Granted. Now it's quiet....too quiet...


I wish I knew what to be when I grow up.

Granted. Now you know you're destined to be the 21st century's most evil dictator, responsible for the deaths of millions. Have a good night's sleep! :: )


I wish I could wish a wish that wouldn't backfire.

taurinejunkie
09-15-2009, 04:33 AM
You just got yourself banned from this thread :P

I wish I had more luck with the ladies.

Jack T. Chance
09-15-2009, 05:33 AM
You just got yourself banned from this thread :P

I wish I had more luck with the ladies.Granted, you've now traded places with ME and you have LOTS of luck with the ladies... all of it BAD! :p

I wish I had a delicious hot ham & cheese sandwich! :D

What? At least THAT wish can come true! ;)

SteverinoNY
09-15-2009, 04:28 PM
I wish someone would get bashed upside the head with a clue by four

I wish for a good day today!

McGoddess09
09-15-2009, 06:36 PM
Granted! But it's followed by a whole month's worth of bad days.

I wish it were Friday already!

Fryk
09-15-2009, 07:21 PM
Granted! But it's followed by a whole month's worth of bad days.

I wish it were Friday already!

Granted, but by skipping ahead, you have missed "Free Million Dollars from the Bank Thursdays!", which will never be repeated.

I wish I wasn't banned from this thread!! :: )

SteverinoNY
09-15-2009, 09:09 PM
Magically Unbanned!

I wish it were also friday, but that I had a magical time travelling Delorean so that I could go to whatever time period I wished

XCashier
09-15-2009, 09:57 PM
Granted, but the fuel costs are astronomical.

I wish I could get my dream job.

BookstoreEscapee
09-15-2009, 11:18 PM
Granted. But then you woke up...

I wish someone would come clean my apartment

Fryk
09-15-2009, 11:49 PM
Granted. But then you woke up...

I wish someone would come clean my apartment

Granted! Your house has been burglarized, and evrything you had is now gone!

I wish I had an unlimited supply of fuel for Stevrino's DeLorean

Ironclad Alibi
09-16-2009, 01:10 AM
Granted, but you don't have the DeLorean.

I wish my trip to Pittsburg goes smoothly.

Dave1982
09-16-2009, 04:28 AM
Granted, but you don't have the DeLorean.

I wish my trip to Pittsburg goes smoothly.

No, I have it, and the damn windows won't open and I can't figure out why. :pissed:

Granted.....the trip back however will be plagued by every imaginable problem.

I wish I could have fulfilled my illicit desire tonight......

Fryk
09-16-2009, 06:16 AM
No, I have it, and the damn windows won't open and I can't figure out why. :pissed:

Granted.....the trip back however will be plagued by every imaginable problem.

I wish I could have fulfilled my illicit desire tonight......

Granted, but you didn't say with whom you wished to fulfill them. Hope that velociraptor wasn't too rough on you...

I wish that either Dave or Stevorino and I would be able to plan and take a wonderful trip through time and space, with their DeLorean and my fuel, and be able to return safely. HAH!

Dave1982
09-16-2009, 12:46 PM
Granted, however, while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time, and gave the book to himself at some point in the past. So we're back safe, but the world is much different now.

I wish I'd been able to get more sleep last night.....

Fryk
09-16-2009, 08:58 PM
Granted, however, while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time, and gave the book to himself at some point in the past. So we're back safe, but the world is much different now.

I wish I'd been able to get more sleep last night.....

Curse you, Biff!!! Are the McFlys destined to be plagues by the Tannens for all eternity??!!!

Oh, er, Granted- enjoy your 3 year comea!!!!

I wish the Tannens were not destined to plague the McFlys for all eternity.

BookstoreEscapee
09-17-2009, 12:24 AM
Oh, er, Granted- enjoy your 3 year comea!!!!

I wish the Tannens were not destined to plague the McFlys for all eternity.

Granted. They'll only plague them for the next 100,000,000 years.

I wish I knew what a comea was.....:confused:

:p

Fryk
09-17-2009, 03:51 AM
Granted. They'll only plague them for the next 100,000,000 years.

I wish I knew what a comea was.....:confused:

:p

Granted.... now you know that it is a part of the visual sensory organ of a hair grooming device, and you will rue the day you discovered this.

I wish I had checked my spelling in my previous post! :: )

MannersMakethMan
09-18-2009, 07:21 PM
Granted. Your post is now in black and black checks.

I wish some folks would learn not to be so damed selfish and throw a hissy fit over nothing.

BookstoreEscapee
09-18-2009, 11:07 PM
Granted. Now they throw a hissy fit over everything!

I wish my back was better.

XCashier
09-18-2009, 11:21 PM
Granted. Now the rest of your body hurts!

I wish my son would do his homework correctly.

Dave1982
09-19-2009, 02:24 AM
Granted. Now the rest of your body hurts!

I wish my son would do his homework correctly.

Granted. He does it perfectly, but then forgets to hand it in.

I wish for a bottle of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

Fryk
09-19-2009, 04:58 AM
Granted. He does it perfectly, but then forgets to hand it in.

I wish for a bottle of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

Granted, but it's completely sealed with no way to open it.

I wish my bird would stop making so much noise!

BookstoreEscapee
09-19-2009, 02:43 PM
Granted...bye, bye, birdie :(

I wish I didn't wake up with a headache every freakin' weekend.

Dave1982
09-19-2009, 02:55 PM
Granted...bye, bye, birdie :(

I wish I didn't wake up with a headache every freakin' weekend.

Granted.....you wake up with a headache every DAY.

I wish I was working a shift shorter than 10 hours today. :cry:

taurinejunkie
09-19-2009, 03:29 PM
Granted. Nine hours fifty-nine minutes fifty-nine seconds.

I wish Tuesday would come faster.

(for those who would care, Tuesday is the day I get to see Children of Bodom live for the first time ever)

BookstoreEscapee
09-19-2009, 08:25 PM
Granted. It came so fast it couldn't stop in time and you missed it.

I wish my car would stop giving me problems.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-20-2009, 02:18 AM
Granted. It came so fast it couldn't stop in time and you missed it.

I wish my car would stop giving me problems.

Granted. Unfortunately, you got t-boned by a high schooler who's had their license for a month and now the car is totaled.

I wish Gizmo wasn't so rambunctious . . .

Fryk
09-20-2009, 06:29 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, you got t-boned by a high schooler who's had their license for a month and now the car is totaled.

I wish Gizmo wasn't so rambunctious . . .

Granted, but now, who will protect you from Spike and the othe gremlins?

I wish I were omnipotent.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-21-2009, 01:08 AM
Granted. Now your brain has a continual hard-on because you mistook viagara for omega-3.:p

I wish I had some ice cream right now . . .

Dave1982
09-21-2009, 01:35 AM
Granted. Now your brain has a continual hard-on because you mistook viagara for omega-3.:p

I wish I had some ice cream right now . . .

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish I hadn't gotten sunburned today.

Bramble
09-21-2009, 01:53 AM
Granted. You got poison ivy instead.
I wish the people at work were smarter.

Dave1982
09-21-2009, 03:09 AM
Granted.....they're so smart they make you look really stupid and as a result you are fired.

I wish I could think of a decent wish......

Fryk
09-21-2009, 04:30 AM
Granted, but in doing so, you used up your wish. Now you don't have one to make it a reality.

I wish I had some pizza, with the toppings I want on it.

Dave1982
09-21-2009, 04:36 AM
Granted, but in doing so, you used up your wish. Now you don't have one to make it a reality.

I wish I had some pizza, with the toppings I want on it.

Granted, but it's frozen, and the power just went out so you can't warm it up.

I wish for a vacation......in Amsterdam....:devil:

Bramble
09-21-2009, 10:29 PM
Granted. Someone in the government makes a mistake and you are deported.

I wish for it to rain some more.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
09-21-2009, 10:33 PM
O-tay. Get started on that ark of yours, because it's going to keep raining for at least a month straight.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Bramble
09-21-2009, 11:31 PM
Granted. Now you have insomnia!

I wish I didn't have to get up so early every day.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-21-2009, 11:32 PM
Granted. Now you're an insomniac . . .

I wish I could have the sun out all the time . . .

42_42_42
09-22-2009, 02:51 AM
Granted. Now you have skin cancer from all those solar rays.

I wish my headaches would go away.

Fryk
09-22-2009, 06:02 PM
Granted. Now you have skin cancer from all those solar rays.

I wish my headaches would go away.

Granted. You'll be beheaded on Friday. Ouchie.

I wish I was a superhero.

MannersMakethMan
09-22-2009, 07:38 PM
Granted. You've now got a line of people 300 miles long outside your door waiting for a photo with you, and those villagers won't be saving themselves from that volcano....

I wish I had the information I was looking for.