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DGoddessChardonnay
09-30-2009, 10:13 PM
Those pesky questions we'd love to have a logical answer for, but so far we can't find to save our souls. :headscratch:

So let's hear em:

Why the Hell do we have an ice cream truck driving through our neighborhood playing Christmas music when it's still SEPTEMBER?????:confused:

Nurian
09-30-2009, 10:29 PM
Answer: Because Frosty sends his love.

Why the HELL do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

draggar
09-30-2009, 11:08 PM
Because it would be too redundant to drive on a driveway. :)

Why the HELL is it a shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by a ship?

Shpepper
10-01-2009, 04:28 AM
Because. That is all, just because.


Why the HELL do they put the pharmacy at the back of the store and the cigarettes at the front of the store?

Red_Dazes
10-01-2009, 04:39 AM
They have to have a reason to keep the Pharmacy open.....


Why the HELL can't they make woman's dress pants with POCKETS!

Dave1982
10-01-2009, 04:56 AM
They have to have a reason to keep the Pharmacy open.....


Why the HELL can't they make woman's dress pants with POCKETS!

So as to provide a cross-sell opportunity in the purse department.

Why the HELL is this thread not in Forum Games?:devil:

Shpepper
10-01-2009, 05:59 AM
because we wanted to be difficult.



Why the HELL can't they make women's shoes that fit my feet?

Kheldarson
10-01-2009, 06:01 AM
Because a man designed them.




Why the HELL is a 400 page sci-fi book only $7, but a 200 page fiction book $14?

Ratha
10-01-2009, 07:04 AM
Why the Hell do we have an ice cream truck driving through our neighborhood playing Christmas music when it's still SEPTEMBER?????:confused:

Because, unless they changed the music, the music might be that particular truck's assigned tune. Most all ice cream trucks that are purpose-built have an assigned tune to differentiate them from other ice cream trucks in their region. It's very rare for two trucks in the same region to have the same tune.

<random trivia mode off :D>


Because sci-fi is still considered "gamer" fiction and not as good as regular fiction.



Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts! :rant:

draggar
10-01-2009, 11:30 AM
Because their main clientel are horny teenage boys!

Why the hell so they call them "jumbo" shrimp?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
10-01-2009, 02:24 PM
Because they're bigger than the average shrimp.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what does that make Congress?

draggar
10-01-2009, 02:35 PM
The opposite of progress?

Why the HELL so they call it a Mobile station when it doens't move???

fireheart
10-03-2009, 01:23 PM
Just because?

Why do Avenue Q songs keep getting stuck in my head?

Salted Grump
10-03-2009, 03:12 PM
Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts! :rant:

Play Guild Wars. Everyone Except Dervishes and Paragons get the option of Pants, and it's equal-opportunity. So you can see big, burly warriors wearing Skirts.


Why do people try to rub my belly for good luck?

Misanthropical
10-03-2009, 03:26 PM
because they want you to snap their hands off and slap them in the face with their own hands.

Why do people think I have all the answers for their problems? Do I look like the oracle of Delphi?

Plaidman
10-03-2009, 03:43 PM
Well, your a mom. Moms know everything.


Why do I suck at life?

LewisLegion
10-03-2009, 03:46 PM
Why the HELL do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?


I actually know the answer to this. Parkways usually go through public parks. Driveways were named because they used to be big loops that allowed carriages to drive up to the house and then drive out to the street again...hence the name, driveway.

And Plaidman, you don't suck at life unless you give up :)

What I want to know is, who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop?

Shpepper
10-03-2009, 06:00 PM
The same person who put the ram in rama lama ding dong.

Why the hell am I answering this when I have no why the hell to ask?

Misanthropical
10-04-2009, 05:10 AM
because you can't resist us.

How on earth do my children manage to find where I hide my chocolate stash?

MergedLoki
10-04-2009, 06:33 AM
Because they can follow the trail of sugary goodness like a bloodhound:lol:

Why is it that when we mail something on a truck it's 'shipping' but when it's on a boat it's 'cargo'?

Shpepper
10-04-2009, 06:36 AM
They aren't children, they are disguised bloodhounds.



Why the hell do people complain about $3.00 a gallon gas while sipping on a $6.00 cup of coffee?

Jester
10-04-2009, 02:49 PM
Why the hell do people complain about $3.00 a gallon gas while sipping on a $6.00 cup of coffee?

Oh, that one's easy, and one we learned at this website a long time ago: because people are fucking idiots.

And now, in approximately the words of the late great George Carlin, why the hell is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal??

flybye023
10-04-2009, 06:16 PM
Why the hell does it matter if Raid (bug spray) now has a "fresh lavender scent"?

Shpepper
10-04-2009, 10:32 PM
And now, in approximately the words of the late great George Carlin, why the hell is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal??

Too many holes in the condoms from the tax?


Why the hell does it matter if Raid (bug spray) now has a "fresh lavender scent"?

Because Stale Lavender just doens't sound as nice.


Why the hell can't I think of another good Why the hell?

DGoddessChardonnay
10-05-2009, 10:50 PM
Too many holes in the condoms from the tax?




Because Stale Lavender just doens't sound as nice.


Why the hell can't I think of another good Why the hell?

You've just experienced a phenomenon known as Brain Block. You need some Brain-Un-Block.:p

Why the Hell do we even have a Daylight Saving's time if we don't get any more time out of it?

Nurian
10-06-2009, 03:25 AM
Because in this economy, we have to feel like we're saving SOMETHING!

Why the hell is it you can only get a baked potato in certain restaurants after 4PM?