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Hyena Dandy
04-12-2010, 04:41 AM
Not so much a sucky customer, just reminiscing about my time working at the videostore.

There used to be two videostores in town, Independent Store and Small Chain Store. Independent Store went out of business, which was a shame, because it was just down the block from my house. I would go there all the time when I first moved in, I was around 10 or so.

Anyway, main reason I'm mentioning this is I was working at Small Chain Store, with the awesome manager lady. (This was two years ago.)

I recognized the clerk from the old independent store (she'd been working there when she was in highschool), but I didn't say hi. She got her movie, and she was about to go. Before she did, she whispered something to the manager. (Its a very small store, and she and the manager were friends)

I don't know what it was, but what happened was

Customer: *whisper*
Manager: He's 17.
Customer: Damnit.
Me: And gay.
Customer: DAMNIT.



Anyway, rambling story done.

smileyeagle1021
04-12-2010, 05:45 AM
And are you still jail bait ;)

Racket_Man
04-12-2010, 06:30 AM
OK I'll bite

naaaaaa I will just nibble

Kittish
04-12-2010, 01:17 PM
And are you still jail bait ;)

If my math is right, HD should be 19 or 20 now, which makes him legal. *steps back out of the way so as not to get trampled*

Hyena Dandy
04-13-2010, 12:10 AM
And are you still jail bait ;)

Not any more. Perfectly legal. ;)

Food Lady
04-13-2010, 06:25 AM
HD, for some reason I thought you were in your 30s!

Hyena Dandy
04-13-2010, 06:51 AM
HD, for some reason I thought you were in your 30s!

I guess I'm an eloquent typer.

I'll try to end my posts in smilies more, if it'll help. :)

Although I did post a picture on here once. Didn't THINK I looked like I was in my thirties...


OK I'll bite

naaaaaa I will just nibble

Go ahead, I like bites. ;)

Andara Bledin
04-13-2010, 08:21 AM
I'll try to end my posts in smilies more, if it'll help. :)
I'm nearly 40 and use lots of smilies, so I rather suspect your using more won't help. :p

^-.-^

dalesys
04-13-2010, 03:32 PM
...Go ahead, I like bites. ;)
As I asked my daughter when she wore a "Bite Me!" T-shirt once and only once.


Where?

And how hard???:D

Hyena Dandy
04-13-2010, 10:00 PM
I'm nearly 40 and use lots of smilies, so I rather suspect your using more won't help. :p

^-.-^

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! :cry:



Where?

And how hard???

On the neck, hard as you like, I won't cry ;)

Just don't kill me, ideally. :D

Andara Bledin
04-13-2010, 11:19 PM
On the neck, hard as you like, I won't cry ;)

Just don't kill me, ideally. :D
You, too, huh?

^-.-^

Hyena Dandy
04-14-2010, 01:21 AM
You, too, huh?

^-.-^



Indeed. :3

RetailWorkhorse
04-14-2010, 06:40 PM
I will not chomp the hyena. I will not chomp the hyena. Iwillnotchompthehyena.

*Chomps*

*Spits out fuzz*

You don't taste as good as Flea-Bit.

:angel:

Hyena Dandy
04-15-2010, 12:58 AM
I will not chomp the hyena. I will not chomp the hyena. Iwillnotchompthehyena.

*Chomps*

*Spits out fuzz*

You don't taste as good as Flea-Bit.

:angel:

EEP! *grins*

*Throws bacon and runs the other way*

RetailWorkhorse
04-15-2010, 01:28 AM
*Tackles bacon*

BACON! <3




oOhmyDog,Dad'scookingbaconforsupperohyayohyaohya!!

Hyena Dandy
04-15-2010, 02:47 AM
*Tackles bacon*

BACON! <3




oOhmyDog,Dad'scookingbaconforsupperohyayohyaohya!!

Well SOMEONE likes bacon. :3

Plaidman
04-15-2010, 02:55 AM
Why oh why don't I ever get that to happen? I want people to ask coworkers about me :(.


I'm very jealous of everyone here.

RetailWorkhorse
04-15-2010, 03:49 AM
I'm very jealous of everyone here.

You can have all the pedos that think I'm still jailbait. :angel:

Hyena Dandy
04-15-2010, 07:00 PM
You can have all the pedos that think I'm still jailbait. :angel:

I think he's jealous of your bacon.

Green_Fairy
04-15-2010, 07:07 PM
Why oh why don't I ever get that to happen? I want people to ask coworkers about me :(.


I'm very jealous of everyone here.

tellya what...next time i'm in portland, i'll go to every store there (no idea where ya work) and ask loudly if plaidman is working. then when i find the right store, i'll stare at ya from behind a pillar.

RetailWorkhorse
04-15-2010, 09:31 PM
I think he's jealous of your bacon.

*Shakes bacon*

My ba-con brings all the boys to the yard~.

:roll:

Andara Bledin
04-15-2010, 09:50 PM
My ba-con brings all the boys to the yard~.
You wish. :lol:

^-.-^

Hyena Dandy
04-16-2010, 01:01 AM
*Shakes bacon*

My ba-con brings all the boys to the yard~.

:roll:

Nah, mine's better than yours. *shakes bacon*

RetailWorkhorse
04-16-2010, 04:18 AM
Nah, mine's better than yours. *shakes bacon*

Now, see, the really sad part is that it took a really messed up "music video" Go-Devil-Dante did with DeathNote to make me even understand that song.

When I figured it out I wanted so badly to go back to living under a rock.

Hyena Dandy
04-16-2010, 10:53 PM
Now, see, the really sad part is that it took a really messed up "music video" Go-Devil-Dante did with DeathNote to make me even understand that song.

When I figured it out I wanted so badly to go back to living under a rock.

I envy you.

RetailWorkhorse
04-16-2010, 11:55 PM
Why so, Hy?