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jedikuonji
01-08-2011, 02:56 AM
Our restaurant manager left for a new job recently. One of the supervisors who has been in the job for a couple years applied. This supervisor is competent, hard working, and a great candidate for the position, so naturally, based on normal workplace logic, he shouldn't have a chance in hell of getting the promotion.

But he did. They announced it today.

This goes against our strict policy of only promoting idiots and hiring morons from outside the company.

I don't understand what's going on. It's like black is white. Next thing I know cats and dogs will be living together in harmony.

:lol:

ArcticChicken
01-08-2011, 03:04 AM
http://mydogproduct.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cat-and-dog-sleep.jpg

Kristev
01-08-2011, 09:13 PM
Max and Maggie lived together in harmony - once she taught that dog who was the ruler of the house.

jedikuonji
01-08-2011, 10:55 PM
MADNESS!! MADNESS I SAY!!

Teskeria
01-09-2011, 03:04 AM
You forgot. It requires an exception to prove the rule. Therefore, the promotion of that particular supervisor was ESSENTIAL to the IIM's (Idiots In Management) to keep their positions.:roll:

Food Lady
01-17-2011, 03:19 AM
You forgot. It requires an exception to prove the rule. Therefore, the promotion of that particular supervisor was ESSENTIAL to the IIM's (Idiots In Management) to keep their positions.:roll: QFT Unfortunately, because he's awesome, they'll fire him and keep the others.

Dytchdoctir
01-17-2011, 04:53 AM
Next thing I know cats and dogs will be living together in harmony.

Bill Murray linky!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ZOKDmorj0

Betweenshades
01-17-2011, 04:17 PM
OHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWD

Cats and Dogs snuggling, good people being promoted...

BF cleaning this weekend on his own accord...

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

*runs*

;)

MoonCat
01-18-2011, 01:10 AM
Relax, people. The cosmos is intact. How do I know?

I took today off (our office is open on MLK Day) because the buses are running on Saturday schedule, which sucks, and also there is usually very bad weather as well, as in freezing rain, making it nearly impossible to walk safely.

It was cold today, but dry. Tomorrow it's going to rain. And then get cold. So it will freeze solid and turn the sidewalks into skating rinks, just in time for me to go back to work.

See? The universe had its little joke on me. Ha. Ha. :cry:

csquared
01-18-2011, 03:51 PM
He is being set up as fall guy. He will be blamed for everything that is not under his control, and fired for it. This will there by prove that they should not promote internally.