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Eireann
01-14-2011, 11:09 PM
I just had to share this post on a Facebook thread:

"Fart lighting, variously referred to as fart-burning, blue-darting, butt bazooka, blue flame, blue angel, flatus ignition, zorching, pyroflatulence, gas lamping, Shoobas, anal ignition and butt rockets is the practice of setting fire to the gases produced by human flatulence, often producing a blue hue. Other colors of flame such as orange and yellow are possible with the color dependent on the mixture of gases formed in the colon."

zombiequeen
01-15-2011, 01:38 AM
I read that, and then read your siggy in the same part in my head, and burst out laughing because it made no sense. :o

CaptainJaneway
01-15-2011, 09:27 AM
They did that on Mythbusters once too. It was very funny.

Jester
01-15-2011, 09:36 AM
"Zorching"?

"Shoobas"?



There's two phrases I've never heard before!

Eireann
01-15-2011, 10:36 AM
The whole thing started when a friend of a friend mused that he wishes farts had color. Someone pointed out that they do when you light them. This same person wrote the text above. Someone has a very interesting life!

protege
01-17-2011, 08:30 PM
I wonder what Terrence & Philip would think of this?
:D