View Full Version : They broke my heart...

04-09-2011, 03:32 PM
Here is a recent email correspondence that pretty much speaks for itself. I'm copying and pasting. Important piece of background information: our roof is leaking, causing the ceiling to sag in one of the rooms.

From: Big Important Maintenance Guy
To: Our Motel; Boss Man's Boss
Sent: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:41 AM
Subject: Roof

Someone will be there Friday.

From: Our Motel
To: Big Important Maintenance Guy; Boss Man's Boss
Sent: Fri Apr 08 20:43:00 2011
Subject: RE: Roof

Nobody showed up to fix our roof today. We are sad and depressed that we were stood up. We were so excited that someone was coming to bring us salvation from our roofing woes, but as the day wore on, our excitement gradually turned to disappointment, and then utter despondency. We are sad and heartbroken. Though if they do show up early next week, there may be room in our hearts for forgiveness...

[Our Motel's info]

From: Boss Man's Boss
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 6:44 PM
To: Our Motel
Subject: Re: Roof

You need a life


04-09-2011, 04:53 PM
Awwwww, such a beautifully worded email you wrote. Boss Man's Boss clearly missed the point. :lol:

04-12-2011, 04:56 PM
Someone needs to grow a sense of humor. Meanwhile, I can amuse myself writing your reply:

Thank you, I do need a life. Specifically, I need a life a a lawyer. Because if our roof is not repaired by noon on Wednesday, April 13, a copy of our maintenance contract is going to be forwarded to our corporate lawers.