View Full Version : More asinine things I said at work today

02-18-2007, 03:55 AM
Shorties but goodies

My dept. manager and I are working at the table, and another co-worker is about 5 feet away when a customer asks her "Where can I find resins?"
I turn to my manager and say, "At the bottom of my bong."
He laughs, and some of the customers laugh. I guess I said that just a bit too loudly.

It's an hour to closing time. I'm alone in my department. A customer come up to me and says "Can you make me paint?"
I look at him, wave my hands, say "Hocus Pocus! You are now paint!"
He gives me the "oh jeez" groan, and I told him "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

02-18-2007, 04:19 PM

Very funny. :D

02-19-2007, 03:18 AM
My coworkers were being rude, loud, and obnoxious today so I called them all a pack of ass dwelling twat monkeys. :eek:

02-19-2007, 03:38 AM
"No, I cannot make you paint. A mountain of pork sausages and a gallon of axle grease, but you aren't colourful enough to be paint."