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Nurian
11-12-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm eating when my wife calls me from KC.

ME: Yeah, I just got back from the store. I'm eating right now.
WIFE: Okay. Did you go to McDonald's or something?
ME: Actually, no. I made a salad. It's good.
WIFE: Oh. But I bet it's slathered in dressing with a lot of cheese.
ME: Not really. There's a smal amount of ranch and I didn't put any cheese in at all.
WIFE: .....who are you and what have you done with my hubby??
ME: Well, I think he forgot the safeword so he's unconcious in the back with a potato shoved up his...
WIFE: NURIAN!!!
ME: :devil:
WIFE: MY MOTHER CAN HEAR YOU!!!!
ME: :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

xx_wolfie_xx
11-12-2011, 11:58 PM
I've had those type of conversations with lupo when her mother can hear me, I just don't let that stop me :devil:

lupo pazzesco
11-13-2011, 01:55 AM
No. No he doesn't.

He also is a fan of smacking my butt when we're video chatting with my mom on skype...

:doh:

Pedersen
11-13-2011, 02:37 AM
No. No he doesn't.

He also is a fan of smacking my butt when we're video chatting with my mom on skype...

:doh:

Nicaragua! :D /me does the time honored "duck and cover" routine

fireheart
11-13-2011, 02:48 AM
No. No he doesn't.

He also is a fan of smacking my butt when we're video chatting with my mom on skype...

:doh:

So Lupo's into kinky stuff eh? :eyewaggle:

Nurian
11-13-2011, 03:11 AM
So Lupo's into kinky stuff eh? :eyewaggle:

Was this a question? :P

Pedersen
11-13-2011, 03:14 AM
Hey, Nurian: I can't help but notice that your thread has derailed in a most glorious fashion. I'm impressed :)

Nurian
11-13-2011, 03:45 AM
I have the effect on people. It's a gift :D

dragon_wings
11-13-2011, 07:53 PM
Nicaragua! :D /me does the time honored "duck and cover" routine

My thought too. /also hides. :devil: ^_^