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LillFilly
11-26-2011, 10:47 PM
After a showing of 'Breaking Dawn' our theater turned-over a lost purse they had received.

Contents:

1-Cucumber :confused::eek::runaway::brainbleach:

The image! It BURNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Redbeard
11-26-2011, 10:52 PM
Maybe she....wanted a low cal snack?

Dreamstalker
11-27-2011, 02:53 PM
:lol: I just knew this was going into WTF territory when I clicked on the thread.

pzychobitch
11-27-2011, 08:55 PM
Maybe she....wanted a low cal snack?

I spit out a nice hearty mouthful of beer reading that.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-28-2011, 09:22 AM
See, here's where my mind went when I read the OP:

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dendawg
11-28-2011, 03:59 PM
I wonder if the cucumber was sparkling.

:angel: What?? :angel:

Redbeard
11-28-2011, 06:49 PM
I spit out a nice hearty mouthful of beer reading that.

My work here....is done.

lobo94
11-28-2011, 10:22 PM
"raises eyebrows and cocks his head" Ooookaaay...

dalesys
11-28-2011, 10:46 PM
"raises eyebrows and cocks his head" Ooookaaay...
Ooook! Thank Offler it wasn't a banana!
[/Librarian]

Thatgirl71
11-29-2011, 12:12 AM
I wonder if the cucumber was sparkling.

:angel: What?? :angel:

lmao!! :roll:

Dreamstalker
11-29-2011, 01:39 PM
I wonder if the cucumber was sparkling.
:spew: You are so lucky I had just put my coffee down.

Redbeard
11-30-2011, 12:28 AM
Guess she wanted to toss her own salad?

dendawg
11-30-2011, 01:44 AM
Guess she wanted to toss her own salad?

I just wonder what kind of dressing goes with cucumber-tuna salad. :p

Slayer
11-30-2011, 03:45 AM
I got even more grossed out after reading the comments XD.

Redbeard
11-30-2011, 06:56 PM
I just wonder what kind of dressing goes with cucumber-tuna salad. :p

Desperation and lonliness, my friend. Desperation and lonliness

mharbourgirl
12-01-2011, 02:29 PM
I got even more grossed out after reading the comments XD.

Sounds pretty normal for this place. If there isn't at least one nausea-inducing comment on a post folks just ain't tryin'. Me, I don't even blink at the attempts to gross me out. I have younger brothers. I developed an immunity a VERY long time ago. :D

LillFilly
12-01-2011, 07:40 PM
After all this time, we're STILL not letting my coworker forget it, as he was the one that got to handle that...item. :devil: