View Full Version : The Return of Assho' Ex

12-14-2011, 05:24 PM
I got a text from Dick today apologising for cheating and dumping me years ago. He said he wanted closure and wanted to explain himself. His explination? "I just broke up with the girl I broke up with you for because I realized she was a horrible person". REALLY??!! It took you this long to figure out the girl who you dumped after you walked in on her tasting your neighbors meat is a horrible person? Wow you're slow...

12-14-2011, 05:32 PM
ignore him, don't respond.... don't get caught up in his drama.... if you happen to see each other face to face (like in a store or something) do not initiate, do not indicate that it is ok for him to initiate, but if he does, simply give him your "bored now" face, and keep looking at the shelves, and away from him, and in your best Ben Stein voice, tell him -"I'm moving forward in my life, you should do the same, good bye" and walk away...

seriously, do NOT engage him at all... it gives him hope... he doesn't need any from you.

best of luck!

12-14-2011, 06:33 PM
I was so confused about why she was over there eating steak. For about three minutes.


12-14-2011, 08:54 PM
To hell with Dick! Don't give that schmuck the time of day at all.

Victory Sabre
12-14-2011, 09:42 PM
I'm also in the ignore camp. It's not worth your time to respond.

12-14-2011, 11:17 PM
To quote the great Strongbad "de-LETE!"