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Nurian
06-06-2013, 02:02 PM
My trainer at <package service> is pretty cool. She has a lot of energy and tries to keep us alert and focused so overall, the training is fun. I also had the opportunity to make her facepalm with this little gem:

TRAINER: So you may be asking, 'What is an egress?'."
ME: It's a female egret! :angel:

lordlundar
06-06-2013, 11:11 PM
*groan* I'm too tired for bad jokes.:p

Geek King
06-06-2013, 11:27 PM
TRAINER: So you may be asking, 'What is an egress?'."
ME: It's a female egret! :angel:

Eh, the trainer was a little out there anyway. :angel:

dalesys
06-06-2013, 11:32 PM
*groan* I'm too tired for bad jokes.:p
True stories?

After the universe was created, the God(s) outsourced operations and tech support to a manufacturer of fine soap...

Murphy's:angel:

gremcint
06-07-2013, 02:11 AM
reminds of when one time in class the teacher said "Can I have everyone's attention" and I said "no" and he just sighed, looked at me and then continued.

Racket_Man
06-07-2013, 06:29 AM
Reminds me of a American Lit class I had back in HS.

I do not remember how the subject of mummies (Egyptian kind in tombs) came up but the teacher said:
"When was the last time you saw a mummy???"
I answered " "This morning when I left for school."

Nurian
06-07-2013, 02:33 PM
Had another one yesterday. The trainer loves zombie movies, shows, etc. We got off on a tangent and started talking about different zombie types. We talked about walkers, hunters, and runners.
ME: But you don't have to run from the zombies with plungers.
TRAINER: (suspiciously) Why is that?
ME: Those are the plumber zombies. They're after DRAAAAAAAAAAAINS......... :angel:

dalesys
06-07-2013, 02:47 PM
ME: Those are the plumber zombies. They're after DRAAAAAAAAAAAINS......... :angel:
Were you quick enough on the smartphone to start this (http://youtu.be/_D-LmRNdQiQ)playing?

BearLeeBadenaugh
06-07-2013, 02:58 PM
nice one Nurian, Woot had that as a shirt a while back.

http://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/d43f3480-3bfe-4a52-8865-24544d0c2442.png

Nurian
06-07-2013, 03:49 PM
Were you quick enough on the smartphone to start this (http://youtu.be/_D-LmRNdQiQ)playing?

I've never heard that song before, so sadly no. Well, that and it would cost me $2500 and my job if I did bring my phone in.

The different zombie is an ongoing joke my friend and I have. In adition to plumber zombies:

Engineers (Traaaaainss...)
Vegetarians (Graaaaainss)
Movie (Billy Zaaaaaaane....)

Seshat
06-07-2013, 08:32 PM
Geneticist zombies (straiiiins)
Electricians (maiiiiins)
Traffic planners (laaaaanes)
Meteorologists (raiiins)
Aeronautical engineers (plaaaanes)
Ranchers (plaaaaiiiins)

Nurian
06-07-2013, 09:42 PM
Geneticist zombies (straiiiins)
Electricians (maiiiiins)
Traffic planners (laaaaanes)
Meteorologists (raiiins)
Aeronautical engineers (plaaaanes)
Ranchers (plaaaaiiiins)

Stock broker zombies! (Gaaaaains....)

Jay 2K Winger
06-09-2013, 07:41 PM
Construction workers (craaaaanes)

Nurian
06-09-2013, 10:16 PM
Elderly zombies (Caaaaaaanes....)

KatherineB
06-11-2013, 02:12 AM
Prisoner zombies (Chaaaaains)
Cleaner zombies (Staaaaaains)

And one that might be a bit of a stretch:

Diminishing zombies (Waaaaanes)

Nurian
06-11-2013, 02:18 AM
Doctor Zombies (Paaaaiiiinsss)
MICHAEL JORDAN ZOMBIE!!
..
...
(wait for it)

(Haaaaaaaaaaanneeeeeesssssssss) :angel:

dendawg
06-11-2013, 05:50 AM
Prince zombie:

Purple Raaaaaaaains! :angel:

Nurian
06-11-2013, 12:41 PM
Bowling Zombies (laaaaaaanes........)

jedimaster91
06-15-2013, 01:33 PM
Movie (Billy Zaaaaaaane....)

I approve! :lol:

fireheart
06-15-2013, 01:39 PM
Web designers....(domaaaiiinnnsss.....)
Singers (refraaaaaiiiinnnsss.....)
Sprinters (laaaannnesss.....)
Cowboys (plaaaiiiinnssss.....)

OK, I'll stop. >.>

Nurian
06-15-2013, 06:56 PM
And that's why my friend and I called this"The Joke That Never Dies." Well, aside from the zombies, that is.