So yeah, I keep having weird snap-outs happening. Maybe it's my deodorant.
SC: Blood for the Blood gods
Me: surprisingly calm through all this
Jo: Awesome co-worker who's kinda supposed to be my supervisor but not... I don't know either.
PART ONE : SATURDAY
SC: Yes, I'd like a one year renewal on my Failus phone.
Me: Ah, a 100$ Failus card it is!
SC: No! It's not a card!!
Me:... are you on a contract?
SC: *silent moment.. then epic meltdown. Imagine this shouted repeatedly, peppered with expletives. I'll try to write down all the clear parts* WHAT? NO! OH MY GAWD EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME THING! YOU'RE INCOMPETENT! IT'S NOT A CARD! I SHOULD BE AT THE FAILUS COUNTER FOR THIS BUT THEY SENT ME HERE! DON'T THEY TRAIN YOU? DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR JOB? WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND! I JUST WANT A ONE YEAR RENEWAL! A ONE-YEAR-RENEWAL!! IT'S NOT A CARD! IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I'M SO SICK OF THIS!
Me: *calm. waiting for SC to run out of breath.*
SC: *gasp*
Me: It's the exact same thing, sir.
SC: ...huh?
Me: A 100$ Failus card is a one year renewal. Also, we call it a card because most of our customers call it a card. We print it on a piece of receipt paper, like you said, but all my customers refer to it as a card, so the name stuck.
SC: ...Oh.
Me: *prints it cheerfully, scans it, hands it to him* *100$ + tax* please~
SC: *gives me money, mutters under his breath* still should be called a paper, not a card....
Me: *watches him fold it and place it in his wallet* Have a nice day sir!
PART TWO : THURSDAY
I show up for my afternoon shift and Jo asks me about a man to whom I sold a 100$ Failus card last saturday. I say yeah, tell him the story...
Turns out he showed up an hour before my shift and accused me of not giving him his card! (Oh, NOW it's a card? you picked up on the lingo quick!)
Of course, he mentionned how incompetent and newbie I am... Jo replied "So you paid for it."
SC: Yeah and she never-
Jo: Then she scanned it and handed it to you. You can't be charged for the card unless she scans it and hands it to you.
SC: But-!
Jo: I'll call the company for a copy of your number. Give me your receipt.
Jo does so, gets the number, writes it down on the SC's receipt and gives him these parting words:
Jo: Next time sir, be more careful with your papers.
SC: Blood for the Blood gods
Me: surprisingly calm through all this
Jo: Awesome co-worker who's kinda supposed to be my supervisor but not... I don't know either.
PART ONE : SATURDAY
SC: Yes, I'd like a one year renewal on my Failus phone.
Me: Ah, a 100$ Failus card it is!
SC: No! It's not a card!!
Me:... are you on a contract?
SC: *silent moment.. then epic meltdown. Imagine this shouted repeatedly, peppered with expletives. I'll try to write down all the clear parts* WHAT? NO! OH MY GAWD EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME THING! YOU'RE INCOMPETENT! IT'S NOT A CARD! I SHOULD BE AT THE FAILUS COUNTER FOR THIS BUT THEY SENT ME HERE! DON'T THEY TRAIN YOU? DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR JOB? WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND! I JUST WANT A ONE YEAR RENEWAL! A ONE-YEAR-RENEWAL!! IT'S NOT A CARD! IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I'M SO SICK OF THIS!
Me: *calm. waiting for SC to run out of breath.*
SC: *gasp*
Me: It's the exact same thing, sir.
SC: ...huh?
Me: A 100$ Failus card is a one year renewal. Also, we call it a card because most of our customers call it a card. We print it on a piece of receipt paper, like you said, but all my customers refer to it as a card, so the name stuck.
SC: ...Oh.
Me: *prints it cheerfully, scans it, hands it to him* *100$ + tax* please~
SC: *gives me money, mutters under his breath* still should be called a paper, not a card....
Me: *watches him fold it and place it in his wallet* Have a nice day sir!
PART TWO : THURSDAY
I show up for my afternoon shift and Jo asks me about a man to whom I sold a 100$ Failus card last saturday. I say yeah, tell him the story...
Turns out he showed up an hour before my shift and accused me of not giving him his card! (Oh, NOW it's a card? you picked up on the lingo quick!)
Of course, he mentionned how incompetent and newbie I am... Jo replied "So you paid for it."
SC: Yeah and she never-
Jo: Then she scanned it and handed it to you. You can't be charged for the card unless she scans it and hands it to you.
SC: But-!
Jo: I'll call the company for a copy of your number. Give me your receipt.
Jo does so, gets the number, writes it down on the SC's receipt and gives him these parting words:
Jo: Next time sir, be more careful with your papers.
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