About 4.30 on Sunday morning I was woken by a noise outside-thought it was the neighbour returning as she works nights.Next thing,something is banging at the window and then...a MAN appears through the window and lands in my bedroom.
His first greeting was 'Who the hell are you?'-Er..This is my house,I live and sleep here.Now who the hell are you?' At which point,he mutters about 'not realizing it wasn't empty' and disappears out the window.
By the time I've leapt up,got something to wear on,grabbed phone and keys,he is making a run for it.Managed to chase him all down the street before he disappeared.He'd have got away too had he not stopped at a side road to snoop around the vans parked there.
And dear Sir,we also have-the cigarettes that you dropped,your lighter and you on CCTV lurking by the neighbour's motorbikes.And when the lights came on,you looked up startled,giving us a big beaming grin to identify you by.
It was a shame you put your foot through the stereo speaker however I feel we made up for it when you crashed shins-first into the big long mirror that sits behind the curtains to trap the unwary.
And if you wanted somewhere to sleep for the night,I recommend either-the park or the beach,given that we're 20 yards from the sea and it's 90 degrees out.
Ah well,at least everyone is safe and sound and he didn't go into the house next door which has kids sleeping there.If anyone wants a spare drunken lout,he's all yours...
His first greeting was 'Who the hell are you?'-Er..This is my house,I live and sleep here.Now who the hell are you?' At which point,he mutters about 'not realizing it wasn't empty' and disappears out the window.
By the time I've leapt up,got something to wear on,grabbed phone and keys,he is making a run for it.Managed to chase him all down the street before he disappeared.He'd have got away too had he not stopped at a side road to snoop around the vans parked there.
And dear Sir,we also have-the cigarettes that you dropped,your lighter and you on CCTV lurking by the neighbour's motorbikes.And when the lights came on,you looked up startled,giving us a big beaming grin to identify you by.
It was a shame you put your foot through the stereo speaker however I feel we made up for it when you crashed shins-first into the big long mirror that sits behind the curtains to trap the unwary.
And if you wanted somewhere to sleep for the night,I recommend either-the park or the beach,given that we're 20 yards from the sea and it's 90 degrees out.
Ah well,at least everyone is safe and sound and he didn't go into the house next door which has kids sleeping there.If anyone wants a spare drunken lout,he's all yours...
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