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  • Pervects Unite!

    J-Tuchis-W*nger made a 18-wheel true accustion that reminded me of a recent situation where the mills were grinding much too fine.

    I was doing my usual Friday night gig of DD, since I drink only Coke*, and one of the girls just had to moon a friend driving next to us. The first attempt on the left side passed unseen, so later when we caught up she had to climb into T's lap and try again.

    She justified it as being better, because she'd never flash her boobies, "Because that's too sexual, but everybody's got a butt!"

    The replay I came up with two days later?

    "Honey, ah larned in Hillbilly 101 thet only the premium privies are two-holers."

    *(my best friends and good buddies back in the sixties would not let me share in the goodies... they feared a Popeye the Hulk mutation for some unfounded reason)
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    Take two Asprin and call me in the morning.

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    • #3
      Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
      Take two Asprin and call me in the morning.
      Didn't you mean assburn?
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        Didn't you mean assburn?
        No, Asprin, as in Robert Asprin, the author of the MythAdventures series. Which was what I thought you meant by your title, since the character of Aahz is a Pervect (from the dimension of Perv).
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • #5
          Is there a funnier, better written series than Myth Adventures? It's fantastic!

          Btw, I'm still working on lighting the candle. And still failing miserably.

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
          Still A Customer."

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          • #6
            Quoth Jester View Post
            Is there a funnier, better written series than Myth Adventures? It's fantastic!

            Btw, I'm still working on lighting the candle. And still failing miserably.
            I love the series.

            Have you tried Phule's Company?
            EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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            • #7
              Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
              Have you tried Phule's Company?
              Captain Jester, leading the Omega Company? Sounds like home.
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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