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  • Silly man!

    DOH!

    This man comes up to me after using our snack vending machine.

    Man: The snack is not falling, it's just hanging there!

    Me: Ok, here's another dollar for it to drop. *gives dollar*

    Usually when the snack doesn't drop, another dollar will do it. But you know what the man does? He makes a DIFFERENT selection and the same thing happens!

    Man: *comes back* You gotta look at this machine! It's not dropping my snack!

    Me: Did you make the same selection?

    Man: No....

    Me: *facepalm* Why not? Did you change your mind?

    Man: No, I dunnoooo...

    Yes he had made another selection so now 2 of the same snacks were hanging. Trying to not to bang my head aganist the wall, I said:

    Me: The dollar I gave you was so you could drop your first snack, not choose a different one.

    Man: Oh...well that makes sense.

    Me: *triyng not to laugh*

    I went over and dropped his snack for him, and all 3 snacks dropped. He thanked me and got a soda from the vending machine, with no problems this time.

    I mean really? Many times this has happened (the snack not dropping and me giving the customer a dollar) and each time, the customer has known to use the dollar given to drop the undropped snack. He probably thought that I thought he was an idiot, so he walked away red faced. I saw him later pushing on a door that said PULL. Ummm....ok.
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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    Average IQ is around 100. I know lots of people with 130-140 IQs because my hubby is in those kinds of circles. Remember how averages work. And in general people with common sense, regardless of IQ should be considered gifted.

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    • #3
      Quoth Aislin View Post
      Average IQ is around 100.
      Don't have time to Google, but didn't George Carlin say “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

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      • #4
        Quoth sms001 View Post
        Don't have time to Google, but didn't George Carlin say “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

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        • #5
          Idiocracy is a prophesy not fiction. The time may be off though.
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          • #6
            THIS, of course, came to mind.



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            "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
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