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  • Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

    This weekend was just... ridiculous. It was busy (we didn't fill, but still had a lot of walk-ins) and on top of dealing with the idiots, we're getting ready to be inspected.

    $20 whole dollars...

    Ok I understand being frugal with your money, but this lady was cheap.
    She booked an online pre-paid rate which is our cheapest rate, and she booked our cheapest room, and put in the comments she had a dog.

    Not all our rooms are pet-friendly, those ones are $10 more. I noticed she was a rewards member and granted her a free upgrade to the pet room before she even arrived, and informed her at check-in. I also told her of the pet fee ($20 per day). She did NOT like that.

    Lady: But it's only supposed to be $20 per stay! I am only staying 2 nights.
    Me: Our pet policy is $20 per day, it is posted on our website.
    Lady: But every other [hotel brand] is only $20 per stay!
    Me: Each location is independantly owned, I'm sorry but this is our policy. The housekeepers clean your room both days and make the room acceptable, even if someone without a dog were to stay in there.
    Lady: I still don't think its fair!

    She finished checking in and ran away, not to heard from or seen until check-out.
    Apparently she complained to the assistant manager on desk this morning that her room was flooded with earwigs. When asked why she didn't contact front desk, her excuse was that she was too tired. She wanted the second day's pet fee removed.

    Coincidence? Yeah right. Sadly she got what she wanted, only because the line-up begind her was huge and my manager was too busy and tired to argue further. FYI she rarely caves like that she actually has a spine most days.

    Complaints!!

    - One guy screamed at the assistant manager for 15 minutes saying he was given a double bed instead if a queen.
    Fact: we have no double beds, only queens and kings.
    Fact: apparently there are 2 sizes of queen beds, however the difference is very subtle. He had the slightly smaller version. We even measured it for him.
    Fact: The guy didn't get a discount.

    - The club next door was too loud, and we did nothing to fix it.
    Fact: We have nothing to do with them, it sucks but thats where the club was built. And they play loud bass.
    Fact: Night auditor felt pity on man and actually called them to ask them to turn it down. They did turn it down a little.
    Fact: No discount either. Sorry buddy

    - Pillows too fluffy

    - eggs too rubbery. (They are cold hard-boiled eggs what do you expect? I've had them they aren't THAT bad.)

    - Parking is unassigned and someone stole my spot. Not fair.

    Brilliant!

    Some of our rooms are being deep-cleaned and touched up. A few of these rooms went back on the market today, but the maintainance man failed to tell is that he was lacquering some of the desk-tops.
    I checked a guest into one of these rooms, and he called down about 10 minutes after check-in.
    He had touched the desk and got lacquer on him. He used our white!! bath towel to wipe it off his hand. Then he used the towel to wipe it off the desk.
    He also then tells me we're "doing it wrong" and "why are we even doing this to the desk this is all wrong wtf".

    Look buddy who cares what we're doing.Why do you have to tear apart someone else's work? All he had to do was call me after he touched the desk and I would have apologized and moved him. As well, why did he have to use the nice new white bath towels ahhhg!!
    I did move him and shut the room down and informed my manager we have idiots afoot.


    There was also at least 6 people that complained to me about not being able to park in the courtyard in front of their rooms. I told one angry guy that parking was unassigned in the courtyard, along the side and in the back, and his response was "I'll remember that" in a snarky tone.
    Remember what... That he booked a motel without completely secure parking? It's not even like there are a lot of thefts, even near the back. Actually they are quite rare here.

    And next weekend is hockey team weekend. Oh joy.
    Last edited by Skittles88; 09-30-2013, 07:32 AM.

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    To be fair to the last guy, if I had inadvertantly placed my hand on something like that, I would probably grab a towel to wipe my hand. My first thought would be that something had been spilled on the surface, and I might even wipe the surface. It is such an odd occurrence that rational thought might not happen. Also, I don't know what else I would wipe my hand with. I'm not going to wipe it on my belongings, and I wouldn't wipe it on the bed or drapes.
    To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
    To pursue it with forks and hope;
    To threaten its life with a railway share;
    To charm it with forks and hope!

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    • #3
      Quoth Mondestrucken View Post
      To be fair to the last guy, if I had inadvertantly placed my hand on something like that, I would probably grab a towel to wipe my hand. My first thought would be that something had been spilled on the surface, and I might even wipe the surface. It is such an odd occurrence that rational thought might not happen. Also, I don't know what else I would wipe my hand with. I'm not going to wipe it on my belongings, and I wouldn't wipe it on the bed or drapes.
      How about just washing it off in the sink? With soap and water?
      Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 10-01-2013, 08:15 PM. Reason: toned down all caps

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      • #4
        Quoth Mondestrucken View Post
        To be fair to the last guy, if I had inadvertantly placed my hand on something like that, I would probably grab a towel to wipe my hand. My first thought would be that something had been spilled on the surface, and I might even wipe the surface. It is such an odd occurrence that rational thought might not happen. Also, I don't know what else I would wipe my hand with. I'm not going to wipe it on my belongings, and I wouldn't wipe it on the bed or drapes.
        I could see him wipe off his hand. But he knew what it was right away... He phoned to ask about the lacquer, not a "mysterious substance". He was trying to remove it because "we did it all wrong."

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        • #5
          Quoth Skittles88 View Post
          - Pillows too fluffy

          - Parking is unassigned and someone stole my spot. Not fair.
          Talk about yer first world problems >_>

          I've never met a fluffy pillow I didn't li-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

          The parking one is self-contradictory. Idjit.
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          • #6
            Who on God's green earth complains of soft pillows?

            My lord, I have a body pillow, two oversized regular pillows, two normal sized pillows, and two throw pillows on my bed. Half of my bed is pillows. I EFFIN LOVE IT.
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            • #7
              Quoth blas View Post
              Who on God's green earth complains of soft pillows?

              My lord, I have a body pillow, two oversized regular pillows, two normal sized pillows, and two throw pillows on my bed. Half of my bed is pillows. I EFFIN LOVE IT.
              Same with my bed. I've got at least 3 pillows on either side of the bed PLUS a square one that matches my comforter and quilt. And this is on a full sized bed - I have barely enough room for me.

              And if Gary decides to sleep with me, he takes up at least one corner if not tries to take up half the bed if he stretches out into extremely loooong kitty!

              And my love seat is the same way . . . covered with pillows. I looove my pillowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

              *nods off*
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              • #8
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                And my love seat is the same way . . . covered with pillows. I looove my pillowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
                Pillows and cushions. Spawn of Satan. Especially cushions. Cushion rant

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