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  • #1

    One of the stupid questions I hate.

    Going to a house, knocking on the door and hearing then yell "Who is it?". You ordered a pizza, you should know good and damn well who it is, plus, I could easily lie.

    This SC lives in my apartment complex, she has blinds on her front door, she was looking at me the whole time. I won't answer the "Who is it?" question.

    Me: *Knocks*

    SC: Who is it?

    Me: *Hey, I am mostly deaf* ......

    SC: Who Is It?

    Me: ......

    SC: WHO IS IT!!!! (She was looking dead at me the whole time through the blinds)

    I turned and left, I don't get paid enough to get screamed at. She called and griped, the manager asked her "Weren't you looking at her the whole time?" I heard him say "Well, the driver is mostly deaf, she probably couldn't hear you."
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    When I order a pizza, I generally accept the idea that the pizza will be at my house within 30 minutes, so I stay on full alert at the sound of a car coming down the street towards my house, and pretty much EVERY time the pizza guy arrives, I'm already coming out of the house to sign the slip before he can barely get out of the car!
    I got a lot of thanks for that. Especially on the freezing nights where a pizza guy doesn't prefer to stand on the steps in 20 degree temperatures playing a guessing game with some jackass who forgot they ordered a pizza 30 minutes earlier.

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    • #3
      Quoth HappyFun Ball View Post
      Going to a house, knocking on the door and hearing them yell "Who is it?"
      "Landshark! uhh..I mean telegram!"

      Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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      • #4
        'Who is it?'
        'I am your doom'
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        • #5
          "I am the one who knocks"?
          Random beatings will continue until morale improves

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          • #6
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            • #7
              If the pizza was not a clue, she is too stupid to deserve it

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              • #8
                Quoth roguesqd View Post
                If the pizza was not a clue, she is too stupid to deserve it
                Just what I was thinking. Someone holding a pizza in the heat bag and wearing a uniform with a pizza company name on it...well, duh.
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                • #9
                  Quoth freespirit114 View Post
                  "Landshark! uhh..I mean telegram!"

                  Sorry, couldn't help myself.
                  Candy gram!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth XCashier View Post
                    Just what I was thinking. Someone holding a pizza in the heat bag and wearing a uniform with a pizza company name on it...well, duh.
                    Yeah. She's ordered a pizza -- to be delivered -- you're standing on her doorstep, wearing a uniform from the pizza store she called, and you're holding a pizza box ... but gee, whoEVER could this be??

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                    • #11
                      Quoth siskaren View Post
                      Candy gram!
                      stripper gram!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Pixilated View Post
                        Yeah. She's ordered a pizza -- to be delivered -- you're standing on her doorstep, wearing a uniform from the pizza store she called, and you're holding a pizza box ... but gee, whoEVER could this be??
                        You have to remember "SOME" people are naturally paranoid (maybe with good reason) OR have "other endevors" that involve the back door.

                        The "WHO IS IT??" crowd tends to be a very specific group in shady areas in my town.

                        Heck I have gotten yelled at for having a turned on flashlight (on a very dark porch) cause they think I am (maybe) the cops.
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                        • #13
                          I love you all for the land shark refs. And here's another SNL quote (Eddie Murphy): "Dis is how we answer da door in my neighborhood....WHO ID IT!?!"
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Food Lady View Post
                            I love you all for the land shark refs. And here's another SNL quote (Eddie Murphy): "Dis is how we answer da door in my neighborhood....WHO ID IT!?!"
                            Would that be Mr. Robinson's neighborhood?

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                            • #15
                              "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

                              That might get their attention.

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