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    Favorite funny Ahhnold quotes

    I saw this hilarious video of Arnold Schwarzernegger's 160 greatest movie quotes and it got me thinking. I also watched Running Man tonight. So I was wondering--what are people's favorite funny or cheesy Arnold quote? Mine has to be from Running Man: "Here is your Sub-Zero! Now.....Plain zero!"
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    "IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"---Kindergarten Cop(?)

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      Quoth Barracuda View Post
      Mine has to be from Running Man: "Here is your Sub-Zero! Now.....Plain zero!"
      "What happened to Buzzsaw?"

      "He had to split!"
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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        True lies.

        Wife: Your a spy? Have you ever killed anyone?
        Arnie:*While under truth serum* "Yes. but they were all very bad"
        Last edited by ApolloSZ; 12-16-2013, 09:42 PM. Reason: I stuffed up the quote, forgive meeeeeeeeeeee :)
        "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
        Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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        • #5
          Terminator II;
          "He'll live."
          "I need a vacation."

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            True Lies.

            Ahnold: "Give me the goddamn PAGE!" *window smash*
            Tom Arnold: "....OK."

            Fun fact-- Ahnold was supposed to break a different window in that car, one that had been replaced with stunt glass. Hence, Tom Arnold's shocked expression was more than just in-character.
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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            • #7
              GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!
              - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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              • #8
                PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!

                (incidentally that line led to probably one of the silliest "music" videos I have seen in quite some time... http://youtu.be/_IROZqyCmn0 )
                Violets are blue,
                Roses are red,
                I bequeath to thee...
                A boot to the head >_>

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                • #9
                  "I'll be back. ...Hah! You didn't know I was going to say that, did you?"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Argabarga View Post
                    GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!
                    That is hubby's fav.

                    Mine is "What happened?"
                    "They caught a train."
                    The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                      Quoth dendawg View Post
                      "IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"---Kindergarten Cop(?)
                      Kindergarten Cop, yes.

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                      • #12
                        Not certain what movie, but he grabs someone, pushes them up against a wall, and barks, "STOP cheering me UP!"

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                          Quoth Barracuda View Post
                          Not certain what movie, but he grabs someone, pushes them up against a wall, and barks, "STOP cheering me UP!"
                          True Lies.
                          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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