Give me the weirdest slash pairing you have ever seen (likely to be NSFW)

[Dentarthurdent]

The weirdest slash pairing (or trio) I have ever seen is...

(Firefly)
Jayne/Mal/Simon.

Just...how?...there is so much HATE between...I can't....





Alright, fanfiction lovers and haters. Do your worst.

[Dasota]

Finding Nemo slash (Nemo/Gill)

Thomas the Train slash

Weird as hell but one that doesn't make me recoil in terror is Frostpudding, which is Marvel universe Loki and Tom Hiddleston.

Anything that is "object" related ie Transformers, Brave Little Toaster, etc.

[Parrothead]

I don't know if it was slash, but Hogwarts/giant squid

[Kheldarson]

I don't know if it was slash, but Hogwarts/giant squid

Oh god. Thank you for reminding me of that article; I'd been trying to forget >.<

But Hiei/Kuwabara for me. It just doesn't work with canon!

[Zellie Crescent]

Videogame crossover: There was one with Link and Vincent. There was almost no plot, just the 2 of them walking through the forest then they got bored and decided to screw each other.

[jedimaster91]

Isn't that how most of those kinds of pieces are? No plot, pure (often badly written) smut?


One from Twilight Princess: Wolf Link and Imp Midna. *shudder*

[MoonCat]

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Just don't eat anything while you read

[Tama]

At first, Batman/Joker.

But then I realized it's not that weird. They kept touching on it, here and there, in Dark Knight Returns, and in Arkham City...it just...

It's like 42. Once you become aware of it you see it EVERYWHERE! And it grows on you.

Personally, in my roleplays, it's a guilty pleasure for Bruce at first, and then all the rogues get the idea that he's Joker's bitch, so he beats the shit out of ...yeah, I'm a bit strange.

The point is, the Joker is like a drug that Bruce just can't stay away from.

[gremcint]

we were talking about supernatural fanfiction at one point and I said my favorite slash would have to be Hippie Castiel hooking up with Insane Castiel.

[Tama]

Would that count as gay sex or masturbating?

[AnaKhouri]

I don't read much slash fanfiction (save one time I e-mailed a friend asking for some Highlander slash, and boy did she ever come through!) but sometimes I type in weird stuff just looking to see if there even IS fanfic for it, and there almost always is, no matter how strange my request (yes, there IS an NPR fanfic out there). And there is usually slash for it too (not for NPR...that I've found, anyway).

There is slash for Scooby-Doo and Thomas the Tank Engine.

Thomas. The. Tank, Engine.

At that point it doesn't even matter who is being slashed with who, just let that mere fact sink in in for a moment.

[Cia]

we were talking about supernatural fanfiction at one point and I said my favorite slash would have to be Hippie Castiel hooking up with Insane Castiel.

Hilarious!

Hippie Castiel and sort-of-human Crowley.

[Dentarthurdent]

A non-slash, single-canon terrible fanfic: I just remembered the really awful Iron Giant pairing of Annie/Kent, where Kent fathers Hogarth.

Let that sink in for a moment.

He also insists on referring to Annie as "Hogarth's Mom" the whole time because the author was too lazy to look up her name or rewatch the movie. This is handwaved when Kent tells her she's going to give birth to a son from this pairing and she must name him Hogarth.

My favorite phrase was "he put his peen in her poon and they did it".

[Parrothead]

Just remembered a couple: Death/Vetanari from the Discworld books, and not slashy, but definitely cracky: Lady Loki pairs up with Movie Loki, and they adopt Kid Loki and Blood Brothers Loki (old man Loki) and at the point it stopped updating, we find out that Lady Loki is preggers with Movie Loki's kid.

[fireheart]

This one's more of a hilarious than a weird one, but there's a Lets PLay channel I ADORE. It's called TheRunawayGuys and consists of Chuggaaconroy, ProtonJon and NintendoCapriSun. They do primarily Nintendo games.

Hands down, their weirdest slash to date has been between ProtonJon and Wario. In other words, a real life person and a videogame character.

The number of "slash" comments though that float around relating to those three however is enough to fill an entire TV Tropes page!