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I wander why no one believes me...
Hello CS’ers! Long time, no post!
So here’s a story that happened to me a few weeks ago that I just thought was funny.
We have a girl on our tech direct department who I shall call Jenny. She’s a little lazy, not the brightest bulb in the box but she’s a nice girl.
We were crossing paths on the tech department and I decided I was going to play up to the fact we had been doing stuff all day to eachother like flicking elastic bands, tossing balled up paper etc. I threw a fake punch at her, Stopping myself a good inch before her nose. Thing is, I ended up hitting her. Not hard, but you don’t have to hit someone hard on the nose to really hurt them.
Here’s the part that no one believes. I shall say this now; I cannot word this any other way. There is literally no other way I can put this, and I can see why people (including myself) just burst out laughing when they hear what I am about to say.
Since she was walking towards me when I did this, for some reason she didn’t stop walking. I didn’t punch her. She walked into my balled up fist that happened to be right at her nose height.
I can see why everyone bursts out laughing at me when I say that XD
Its not that no one believes me. I’m pretty sure everyone does believe my version of events, but when you word it as “She walked into my fist” especially when you consider I am twice Jen’s size.
This is not the first time I have unwittingly injured her either, which doesn’t help XD
Last year, When England got hit by having a whole inch of snow on the floor ( ¬.¬* that pisses me off that it only takes an inch of snow to grind my country to a halt) a few of us, including Jenny, stated having a snowball fight on the car park. I picked up a snowball and threw it as hard as I could at a guy called John. John is HUGE and would have just tanked the hit. However, because I had aimed where John was going to be rather than where he was, He stopped moving. It was then that I saw Jenny step out from behind him, but I had already released the snowball.
It went sailing through the air and hit her smack in the lips. Another problem got created here when the snowball didn’t explode on impact, but rather bounced. I realised, to my horror, that I had clearly thrown a ball of solid ice. Had John carried on moving, everything would be fine Except for me ending up being placed head first into a bin. Jenny ended up with a split lip that was rather badly swollen and was in tears. I was mortified, and everyone else didn’t know whether to laugh or be worried. Most people did both ^^;
So here’s a story that happened to me a few weeks ago that I just thought was funny.
We have a girl on our tech direct department who I shall call Jenny. She’s a little lazy, not the brightest bulb in the box but she’s a nice girl.
We were crossing paths on the tech department and I decided I was going to play up to the fact we had been doing stuff all day to eachother like flicking elastic bands, tossing balled up paper etc. I threw a fake punch at her, Stopping myself a good inch before her nose. Thing is, I ended up hitting her. Not hard, but you don’t have to hit someone hard on the nose to really hurt them.
Here’s the part that no one believes. I shall say this now; I cannot word this any other way. There is literally no other way I can put this, and I can see why people (including myself) just burst out laughing when they hear what I am about to say.
Since she was walking towards me when I did this, for some reason she didn’t stop walking. I didn’t punch her. She walked into my balled up fist that happened to be right at her nose height.
I can see why everyone bursts out laughing at me when I say that XD
Its not that no one believes me. I’m pretty sure everyone does believe my version of events, but when you word it as “She walked into my fist” especially when you consider I am twice Jen’s size.
This is not the first time I have unwittingly injured her either, which doesn’t help XD
Last year, When England got hit by having a whole inch of snow on the floor ( ¬.¬* that pisses me off that it only takes an inch of snow to grind my country to a halt) a few of us, including Jenny, stated having a snowball fight on the car park. I picked up a snowball and threw it as hard as I could at a guy called John. John is HUGE and would have just tanked the hit. However, because I had aimed where John was going to be rather than where he was, He stopped moving. It was then that I saw Jenny step out from behind him, but I had already released the snowball.
It went sailing through the air and hit her smack in the lips. Another problem got created here when the snowball didn’t explode on impact, but rather bounced. I realised, to my horror, that I had clearly thrown a ball of solid ice. Had John carried on moving, everything would be fine Except for me ending up being placed head first into a bin. Jenny ended up with a split lip that was rather badly swollen and was in tears. I was mortified, and everyone else didn’t know whether to laugh or be worried. Most people did both ^^;
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