Cracked article about bad costomer jokes

[stitchwitch]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-jokes-...t-to-kill-you/

Guess which one was #1. Winner gets a cookie.

[cindybubbles]

Do I get a cookie? It's the "It must be free" joke, right?

[stitchwitch]

Do I get a cookie? It's the "It must be free" joke, right?

*ding ding ding* You want double chocolate or triple chocolate?

[KhirasHY]

Hmm ... what if, instead, the cashier were allowed to tase the customer, place him in storage, and human centipede him to the next two jokers who make the same joke? Yeah, that's better.

[Mr Hero]

There's now a part 2.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-jokes-...ate-you-pt.-2/