Goddamit I love you, but SERIOUSLY?!

[fireheart]

A little open letter to my boyfriend (and any men out there):

If you are trying to encourage me to move in with you sooner rather than later, please do not use the excuse that I need to be "house trained" as a reason why. It'll just make me contemplate cooking you dinner with extra chili (he's not allergic, just doesn't like spicy stuff)

[KhirasHY]

Well stop peeing on the carpet then!

/runs away
//quickly

[houdini]

The more he tries to "train" you, the more chilli goes in the dinner...he might recognise the correlation at some point.

[Greenday]

If you are trying to encourage me to move in with you sooner rather than later, please do not use the excuse that I need to be "house trained" as a reason why. It'll just make me contemplate cooking you dinner with extra chili (he's not allergic, just doesn't like spicy stuff)

Wait, you'll cook dinner? And you'll make it spicy?

I think you need to move in my apartment so I can house train you.

[fireheart]

The more he tries to "train" you, the more chilli goes in the dinner...he might recognise the correlation at some point.

To be fair, he's lived out of home before. I have not.

I was the one who picked up on the fact that his housemate was not paying her share of the rent and ripped into him for that though. I tend to read through everything clearly so I know my rights.

Greenday, the issue you mentioned with your girlfriend is kinda why Nord (boyfriend) wants to "train" me. I have been known to be a slob, but I'm getting better. That and there's some skills that need to be taught outside of home.

[Ironclad Alibi]

A little open letter to my boyfriend (and any men out there):

If you are trying to encourage me to move in with you sooner rather than later, please do not use the excuse that I need to be "house trained" as a reason why. It'll just make me contemplate cooking you dinner with extra chili (he's not allergic, just doesn't like spicy stuff)

That response suggests that you are indeed house trained. And the threat (promise?) to add extra chili sounds good, because as I like spicy. Unfortunately Mrs. IA would not approve, so I cannot invite you to move in with us.