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My dad came up with this one years ago, he used to call Office Depot "Office Despot" instead. I always thought it was hilarious. Anyone got any other funny store names?
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Shady-o-Rack Confusion Center...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Barnes and NippleDrive it like it's a county car.Comment
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Stunned Carp (Suncorp)
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3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
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I call them Office Despot, as well
We have a bunch, as users here (voluntarily) usually obfuscate the names of the places where they work...just in case.
My personal favorite is Voldemart."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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Halfwitless Screwoffity...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Home Depot - Home Dopey
Save-a-Lot = Shave a LotWhen you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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good ol' stand by --- Pizza SlutI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."Comment
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Instead of Taco Hell, my friend called it Taco Hades. So, a nickname for a nickname."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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(some are old)
Home Depot: Gnome Depot
Home Desperate
Taco Bell: The Mexican Phone Company
Little Ceasers: Little Sleazers.
IHOP: International Church of Pancakes.
(Local Video store chain, that has gone out of Business) Video Connection: Video Erection.
Burger King: Burger Thing
Bob Evans: Uncle Bobs
Meijer store: Meager'sJust sliding down the razor blade of life.
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Fish and chip shops in the UK tend to do this to themselves...or include terrible groan-inducing puns."...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"Comment
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Spazzda is a nice one my family use to refer to my workplace.Comment
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The international big box "Jacques Pene" (JC Penny)
"The Chicken" White Hen Pantry c-stores in the Chicago area.
"Taco Smell", if not mentioned earlier.Comment
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