Day of the comments (rude and contains colourful language)

[customersruinmylife]

Okkkkkkaaay, we get a lot of rude customers, but there is a certain point where we are allowed to say "That's it!" and ask the customer to leave. This is usually when the customer gets personal and starts swearing and insulting people just for the hell of it. Had two incidents...

Co-worker was serving on the bar. There was one customer there, and suddenly, this woman barges up to the bar with a twenty.

SC: I need change, NOW.
CW: OK, just give me two seconds. I can't open the register without doing a transaction, so I'll just finish serving this gentleman, and then I'll be right with you.
A couple of seconds pass.
SC: Where's my change? Why haven't you done it yet? I need this change!
CW: OK, I'm coming, I'll be two seconds.
She does the transaction and hands the annoying woman her change.
SC: *very viciously* YOU BITCH!
Co-worker comes up and tells me what happened, I had seen it all except the bitch part, so I went up to ask the woman to leave. The woman saw me walking towards her and quickly went out the door.

Second Incident.

We dont have a lot of female staff, so to some customers, especially the ones that are in first thing in a morning, its an event to see a female working behind the bar. These are the dirty old men customers, the ones that come in at 9am to get drunk.

So, my co-worker goes to clean up some glasses, and comes across some of these dirty old men.

DOM: Hey sweetheart, not seen you around here before.
CW: Ah, I usually work night shifts so thats probably why.
DOM: Oh thats nice, thats nice. Will you give me a blow job?
CW: I'm sorry, WHAT?
DOM: Will you give me a blow job?
Co worker runs away and comes up to me.
CW: They just...they just...they just asked me if I would give them a fucking blow job! (she was very very angry, especially after bitch lady)
Me: Oh my God.
CW: I'm not going near them! Fucking perverts!
Me: Ok, I'll deal with it.
I walk to the group.
Me: Right, which one of you asked for a blow job?
DOM: Oh come on, we were only havng fun.
Me: That is sexual harassment! You could go to prison for that! I could call the cops! Drink up and leave.
DOM: What? We were only having a laugh!
Me: You can't say that to a member of staff, now go.

Seriously, what is wrong with some people? How can they expect to say things like that and then still be allowed to stay in the building?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Instant idiot . . . just add alcohol.

Seriously, people like that need to grow up and learn to act responsibly. Sadly though, that'll happen when

[Witch of Endor]

Okay, so they were actually asking for a sexual favour, not a drink with a suggestive name?

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/2956

[Mr. Crow]

Drinking at 9AM? Why so late?

(Special thanks to Tom Servo.)

[chainedbarista]

something tells me that they're idiots without alcohol; the drinks just 'enhance' the experience.

i somehow doubt they were after the drink...eww.

[Gawdzillers]

Okay, so they were actually asking for a sexual favour, not a drink with a suggestive name?

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/2956

This is why I'll never be a bartender.
There's too many weird, obscure names for drinks.
Except my favorite one that right-out says it:
Two Hicks And A Spic Chasing A Turkey Down A Gold Mine:
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Jim Beam
1 part Jose Cuervo
1 part Wild Turkey
1 part Goldschlager

[Skrae]

Me: Right, which one of you asked for a blow job?
DOM: Oh come on, we were only havng fun.

This is the part where I'd offer (not go through with it though) to give it to them (side note: I am male, so they'd probably get a little homophobic at this point). Or get the person with the worst teeth that worked there to offer and grin.

[MrSunshineState]

Okay, so they were actually asking for a sexual favour, not a drink with a suggestive name?

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/2956

I was about to ask the same thing

[Killer Bees]

You can't expect too much decent human behaviour from guys who go into a pub to get drunk at 9am.

[Talon]

DOM: Will you give me a blow job?

Sorry sir I haven't got ten seconds to spare

Oh but of course it was just a joke. That sense of humor lends itself well to rotten tomato projectile attacks, not to mention ejection from premises.

[blas]

9:00 am drinking is NOT uncommon...

Take everyone that works in my department at the factory. They are all borderline alcoholics. Bad enough night? They make the rounds asking who wants to go out when shift is over. Then they make a cute pit stop and say "Sorry blassie, we'd invite you, but you're too little!"

The same bar every day is usually packed with lots of 3rd shifters from my factory. No doubt most of that crowd is maintenance men. And I whole heartedly agree that no man who goes in to get drunk at 9:00 am would ever be on his best behavior......

Considering when these dirtbags are sober they ask me if my breasts are real....what losers.

If some random turd asked me for a blowjob, I'd probably shove the vaccuum in his ugly face. Or throw water at him.

[Bella_Vixen]

Okay, so they were actually asking for a sexual favour, not a drink with a suggestive name?

I did that shot once on a dare. While I was in the process, the guy who ended up being my latest ex called. K answered the phone and told him I couldn't come to the phone, I was in the middle of a *******. He FREAKED, because I am the sweet and innocent type. It was hilarious.

[Becks]

All I can say is that I'm shocked and appalled.

[marlovino]

You should have said, "Sure just let me get my magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers."

[customersruinmylife]

9:00 am drinking is NOT uncommon...

It is disgusting the amount of people that drink that early in the morning, I have had lines of people waiting to get in the bar, and yell at me because I opened a minute late! And its the worst thing if you are, yourself, hungover. The last thing you want to hear at 9am with a hangover is someone say "Pint of Guiness". Then there are the ones that drink double shots of whiskey and stay in the bar til they are too drunk and have to be escorted out.

We serve a breakfast and a drink deal. The drink is usually a glass of fruit juice, a tea or a coffee, and its horrible when you serve someone who wants a beer with their breakfast.

And I'll say this, the worst offenders are WOMEN. Middle aged women. They come in dressed like they are 19 with an orange tan and skin that looks like a leather purse, covered in cheap perfume and makeup.