A while back my best bud and I were in Torrance running errands. I needed my hair cut and he needed to swing by Sears, and on the way home we hit the Hometown Buffet located in the Del Amo Fashion Center mall. We ended up running into another friend of ours and lingered for quite a while, helping ourselves quite generously to whatever was on the menu.
At the end of it all, the inevitable consequence of mixing prime rib, collard greens, ice cream, and countless soda refills reared its ugly head. As we walked through the cold and dark parking lot, I looked around and saw no one. We were almost to my car, and thinking that the coast was clear, I lifted one leg slightly and let one fly. "BRRAAAAAMP!" My buddy laughed his ass off, and we suddenly heard other laughter coming from behind us.
At the very moment that I had cut loose, two teenage lovebirds and a solo male buddy of theirs had come from behind a van on their way to the restaurant, and were completely within earshot of my mini Hiroshima blast. The girl was giggling hysterically, the boyfriend had a big ol' grin on his face, and their buddy says "FUCK YEAH, DUDE!". As the two of us drive off we start laughing again.
Those kids should have been happy- they got dinner and a show.
At the end of it all, the inevitable consequence of mixing prime rib, collard greens, ice cream, and countless soda refills reared its ugly head. As we walked through the cold and dark parking lot, I looked around and saw no one. We were almost to my car, and thinking that the coast was clear, I lifted one leg slightly and let one fly. "BRRAAAAAMP!" My buddy laughed his ass off, and we suddenly heard other laughter coming from behind us.
At the very moment that I had cut loose, two teenage lovebirds and a solo male buddy of theirs had come from behind a van on their way to the restaurant, and were completely within earshot of my mini Hiroshima blast. The girl was giggling hysterically, the boyfriend had a big ol' grin on his face, and their buddy says "FUCK YEAH, DUDE!". As the two of us drive off we start laughing again.
Those kids should have been happy- they got dinner and a show.
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