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Well, actually, no, it wasn't.
It was a group of dumb high school prom-goers going out the wrong damn door.
I was on a date at the good old Olive Garden this past Saturday night. Right around the end of the meal, all of a sudden, a familiar super annoying noise blasted the whole restaurant, complete with flashing lights.
God damned fire alarm. Oh geez, do we leave?
Everyone just kind of sat there, dumbfounded. Normally, people would evacuate, but I guess everyone there, including me, well we just weren't that bright because we kept eating, because servers kept serving and whatnot.
A few minutes later, it finally stopped. Everyone applauded.
Our server came to drop off the check. I asked why the hell the alarm went off. She said it wasn't a fire, a group of girls in their prom dresses decided they were going to try to go out the fire exit. You know, those doors on the sides or backs of restaurants that say NOT to exit through unless it's an emergency?
And because apparently it'd been a while since that happened, no one knew how to shut off the fire alarm, which is why it took so long.
It's probably a good thing I won't be getting a second date with that guy....or any other, lol. Prom season has just begun, and I don't want two or three or four or however many more Saturday nights of stupid teenagers clogging up restaurants and going out fire exits.
Well, actually, no, it wasn't.
It was a group of dumb high school prom-goers going out the wrong damn door.
I was on a date at the good old Olive Garden this past Saturday night. Right around the end of the meal, all of a sudden, a familiar super annoying noise blasted the whole restaurant, complete with flashing lights.
God damned fire alarm. Oh geez, do we leave?
Everyone just kind of sat there, dumbfounded. Normally, people would evacuate, but I guess everyone there, including me, well we just weren't that bright because we kept eating, because servers kept serving and whatnot.
A few minutes later, it finally stopped. Everyone applauded.
Our server came to drop off the check. I asked why the hell the alarm went off. She said it wasn't a fire, a group of girls in their prom dresses decided they were going to try to go out the fire exit. You know, those doors on the sides or backs of restaurants that say NOT to exit through unless it's an emergency?
And because apparently it'd been a while since that happened, no one knew how to shut off the fire alarm, which is why it took so long.
It's probably a good thing I won't be getting a second date with that guy....or any other, lol. Prom season has just begun, and I don't want two or three or four or however many more Saturday nights of stupid teenagers clogging up restaurants and going out fire exits.
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