Is the Argument Clinic missing their star employee?

[Mr Hero]

Short one this time. (that's not what she said)

Guy checks in at 3:30 in the morning. He asks what time checkout is. I tell him it's all 11. He does not like this and goes on about how unfair it is. I told him that if he thinks it's unfair he is welcome to find a room somewhere else, but I'm not going to argue this any further.

SC: I'm not arguing.
Me: Yes you are.
SC: I am not.

I drop it at this point. If he wants an argument, he's going to have to pay for it.

[Enjis]

Lol! Monty Python for the win!

[An Haddock]

Short one this time. (that's not what she said)

Guy checks in at 3:30 in the morning. He asks what time checkout is. I tell him it's all 11. He does not like this and goes on about how unfair it is. I told him that if he thinks it's unfair he is welcome to find a room somewhere else, but I'm not going to argue this any further.

SC: I'm not arguing.
Me: Yes you are.
SC: I am not.

I drop it at this point. If he wants an argument, he's going to have to pay for it.

"Did you want the five-minute argument or the series of ten?"

[Jay 2K Winger]

Is the Argument Clinic missing their star employee?

For some reason, instead of Python, my mind jumped to Seinfeld.

"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"

[Mr Hero]

For some reason, instead of Python, my mind jumped to Seinfeld.

"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

[EricKei]

"No, no - This is Abuse!"

[An Haddock]

"No, no - This is Abuse!"

"Stupid git."

[MoonCat]

That was never five minutes just now!!

[otakuneko]

This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!

[emax4]

Did he say anything after that about it? Then he was STILL arguing! I would have changed the subject or said, "Then we are finished here!"

[Enjis]

This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!

No it isn't!

[Ironclad Alibi]

The Argument Clinic, for those wondering what this is all about.

[Mr Hero]

I found out this morning when my manager came to relieve me that the guy tried to claim he made the reservation at 4 but came in much later that morning to check in. No, he was a walk in and we even have footage to prove it if we need to. My manager seemed to have believed my version of the story.