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  • Sigh...4/20 fun starts early.

    Since we're going into 4/20 weekend, we've been told to start warning people early about hotel rules, since some of them are here all weekend. So, we get to really emphasize things like "no noise after 10pm", "no parties in the rooms", and of course the usual "the entire hotel is non-smoking." Now, never mind the fact that any reservations agent who works at our company always states that a room is a "non-smoking (whatever) with a king/2 queen bed(s)". And never mind that our website not only notes that the building is non-smoking in its entirety, but also states that every room is Non-Smoking in the room name. And never mind that third party websites like Priceline and Expedia ALSO state, in multiple places, that we are non-smoking. But we also have a big-ass sign on the front desk, and multiple signs in every room stating that you can't smoke here, and there's a $250 cleaning fee if you do so.

    People. Are losing. Their fucking. Minds.

    "NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT!!! LOOK, IT DOESN'T EVEN SAY ON MY CONFIRMATION EMAIL! (holds out phone)"
    Me: Actually, if you look here, it states your room is a Non-Smoking King, and down here 2 lines further it states the hotel is non-smoking.
    "........"

    Repeat that conversation ad nauseum, since I've had it about 30 times in the last hour, not only with people checking in, but also people calling around looking for reservations. It wouldn't bother me so much if our hotel was near the areas where the big 420 events were going to be happening on Sunday, but we're not. We're not even close to one of them. We are well outside their convenient range, so why come all the way out here just to get high in a hotel when you could go downtown, walk to the fun events, get high/drunk, then walk back and not have to worry about a taxi? Granted, you can't smoke at those properties either, but that means they still have all the advantages of convenience that we don't.

    Seriously people, go bother someone else.

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    "What IS fun to fight through?"
    "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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    I actually spent a few seconds studying the .GIF trying to watch the mouth sync up with the subtitle. :P

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    • #3
      Quoth KhirasHY View Post
      "NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT!!! LOOK, IT DOESN'T EVEN SAY ON MY CONFIRMATION EMAIL! (holds out phone)"
      Me: Actually, if you look here, it states your room is a Non-Smoking King, and down here 2 lines further it states the hotel is non-smoking.
      "........"
      What????
      You mean "non-smoking" applies to EVERYTHING????
      Not just tobacco?
      "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
      .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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      • #4
        Quoth emax4 View Post
        I actually spent a few seconds studying the .GIF trying to watch the mouth sync up with the subtitle. :P
        That gif is gross. Where is it from?

        As for the customers...RTFD, idiots! That's why they write up the description in the first place; to inform you of what is and isn't allowed in the hotel room.
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        • #5
          Reading is work and avoiding work is the reason they want to stay in a hotel! At least that's what I assume they're thinking.. if they are indeed thinking.
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          • #6
            Quoth XCashier View Post
            That gif is gross. Where is it from?

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            • #7
              With the thread title, I'm a little surprised KhirasHY didn't use a gif from a Cheech & Chong movie!
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              • #8
                Quoth emax4 View Post
                I actually spent a few seconds studying the .GIF trying to watch the mouth sync up with the subtitle. :P
                So did I!

                What kind of events are going on Easter weekend that you batten down the no parties hatches?
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                • #9
                  Easter is on 4/20 this year. The number 420 is also important to marijuana smokers, I'm not really sure why. And since in Colorado it is now legal to smoke pot, it sounds like they are having some public 4/20 celebrations that aren't Easter-related.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                    Easter is on 4/20 this year. The number 420 is also important to marijuana smokers, I'm not really sure why. And since in Colorado it is now legal to smoke pot, it sounds like they are having some public 4/20 celebrations that aren't Easter-related.
                    Well, I know Easter is tomorrow. I just never associated it with the party scene.

                    I had to look up the 420 thing. Interesting; the term refers to a time when some teens meant to meet up to find some lost pot crop turned into their code for pot and then into a time to smoke it, and then to a counter culture celebration of pot overall.

                    And it happens to fall on Easter this year. Talk about holy smoke!
                    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
                      I had to look up the 420 thing. Interesting; the term refers to a time when some teens meant to meet up to find some lost pot crop turned into their code for pot and then into a time to smoke it, and then to a counter culture celebration of pot overall.

                      And it happens to fall on Easter this year. Talk about holy smoke!
                      Now that would make a good Cheech and Chong reunion movie: Holy Smoke!!!

                      After 30 plus years, the pair are back together and this time they make even the Mother Superior swear worse than a sailor when they take refuge with a truckload of marijuana plants in a convent.

                      Remind me this coming week and I'll try to make time to write the complete synopsis for the screenplay.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        ... a truckload of marijuana plants in a convent.
                        Kind of ruined the Lenten Fast...
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                        • #13
                          It doesn't say I can't do that........ except the 4 or 5 places where it does, but I was too lazy/ignorant to look.

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                          • #14
                            here how weird i am. i hear 4/20 and i think hitlers birthday!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                              here how weird i am. i hear 4/20 and i think hitlers birthday!


                              I honestly wasn't expecting people to be this bad, since we're a good ways away from any of the celebration stuff...but we have had some of the skeeziest people I've ever seen at this hotel. And I live with potheads, associate with potheads, so I wouldn't have thought they'd bother me. That said, somewhere between Crack Ho Prime and Methy the Clown, things have gone very, very wrong here.

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                              "What IS fun to fight through?"
                              "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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