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    I collect the interesting/hate mail that comes to our department. My scrapbook has become famous enough that I am getting curious pieces of mail interofficed to me now. Today we received this gem, written on a typewriter and addressed to the legal dept. This is exactly how it appears on the paper. The underlining is done in red pen, and “deep trouble” and “Chicago cop” are circled in addition to underlining.

    I KNEW I WAS IN DEEP TROUBLE WHEN THE LORD SENT IN ROOKEY.
    HE IS NO ROOKEY WITH THE DEVIL. AND THE DEVIL RUNS THE DRUG ROUTES AND PEOPLE ARE NOT TO FIND OUT. LET ALONE REPORT THIS
    TO THE POLICE
    WHO GUARD THE ROUTES. BUT GOD SENT ME TED.

    TED IS THE WORST OFFENDER IN MONTGOMERY COUNTY ILLINOIS. THEY
    ARE AFTER TED BIG TIME,AND RIGHTLY SO. HE IS ONE OF THE ROUGHEST
    KYDS AROUND TOWN. HE HAD NO DAD AND HIS MOTHER WAS” CRAZY ANNE.”

    “ CRAZY ANNE GETS IN THE FACE AND ON THE TOES OF THE LOCAL
    DRUG DEALERS AND YELLS “ THIS SHIT IS GOING TO STOP.” IT HAS
    NOT STOPPED YET BUT, THAT DOES NOT STOP “CRAZY ANNE.”

    SHE CAN SMELL “ METHI “ IT SMELLS LIKE URINE OFF A HOG FARM!

    SHE DOES LIKE THIS SMELL. SO SHE TELLS THE MAYOR OF
    NOKOMIS, ILLINOIS , WHO TELLS HER TO TELL THE NOKOMIS ILLINOIS
    POLICE CHIEF. NOW HE IS AN EXPERIENCED CHICAGO COP WHO IS SMART
    ENOUGH TO NOT DEAL DIRECT WITH IRATE MENTAL PATIENTS WHO HATE
    DRUGS IN THE LOCAL AREA ESPECIALLY ON THE STATE BASKETBALL TEAM!*
    NOW STATE CHAMPS UNDER KIMBRO DON”T HAVE AN EDGE” THEY HAVE
    A DRUG INDUICED SAVAGE GAME PLAN! ANN TELLS ON THIS EFFORT TO

    MAKE COACH KIMBRO INTO SOME SORT OF god AND SHE GOES AND TELLS THE SHERIFF OF WHAT SHE KNOWS ABOUT ROGER MORRIS AND BIG D
    JOHNSON SELLING DRUGS TO THE LOCAL CHILDREN. SO THEY ARE NOW

    CHASING “ ANNE”. NO BOYS GET THE DEALER , GET THE DEALER, NOT
    ME THE “ SQUEALER.” WHAT ABOUT JUSTICE? WHAT ABOUT LOST LIVES?

    WHAT A WASTE OF HUMAN TALENT! DEALING DESIGNER DRUGS ON COLLEGE CAMPUS, FOR QUICK EASY MONET FROM THE ARSON DEALER JIM KESSLER WHO TORCHED THE PANA SCHOOL for 26 GRAND IN COPPER WIRE! AND THE WANT TO CHASE ME, CAUSE I SEE , I TELL…

    THEY CAN GO TO HELL FOR THIS….

    (Name Signed here)
    (Address label affixed here)



    Look at the under lined words. Could it be a coded message? A weird and this rambling is, it kind of gives me the creeps. Maybe she’s a meth head? Maybe she’s just crazy? Maybe we should notify the local authorities?

    Does anyone know about a school buring in IL???
    Well fiddle dee dee!!

  • #2
    Ooh, a secret code! I love cryptograms. Hm.... if "Chicago cop" secretly means "sumo wrestling tiger", and "get the dealer" means "ice cream sundae", then... I'm translating the message to read "I want free stuff."

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    • #3
      Seriously, make a copy for your scrapbook and give the original to the police. It may be cryptic to us but it may make sense to them, especially since there are names that may or may not be real.
      Last edited by bigjimaz; 04-18-2007, 11:54 PM.
      This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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      • #4
        I'm with bigjim; all that about drugs and kids and schools...might be nothing but give it to the people who might be able to determine that better than you can...that is kinda scary.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          Well I suggested that to my boss, who has the final say, and she thought it was silly. I don't know though. I googled the name of the writer (she also has a membership with us) and discovered she likes to write letters to the editor at her local paper.

          The orginal letter...it really does give you the creeps..the way things are under lined....and the line about chasing her because she can see...

          Crazy Anne is the writer of the letter BTW...which makes it even more strange.
          Well fiddle dee dee!!

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          • #6
            That's quite an inspired work of fiction there. I give it a 7 out of 10.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Think she's single?
              "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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              • #8
                Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                Think she's single?
                That's a good question. If she is, I wonder what her type of guy is
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                  Think she's single?
                  Why? you want to hit that?
                  Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

                  "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."

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                  • #10
                    Sounds like she's channelling Dan Brown.

                    Those crazy conspiracy nuts
                    Total surrender
                    Your touch is so tender
                    Your skin is like water on a burning beach
                    And it brings me relief
                    "Nails in My Feet" - Crowded House

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                      Think she's single?
                      She has 7 sons. Rookie and Ted are 2 of them.
                      Well fiddle dee dee!!

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                      • #12
                        Well some quick google/myspace work discovered the following items:

                        -Jim Kessler has a myspace profile. He is 54 years old and lives in Decatur, IL. Which is 54 miles from Nokomis, IL

                        -The chief of Police in Nokomis is Tom Kearns. And according to results from a google search, there was in fact an officer named Tom Kearns on the Chicago PD.

                        -Nokomis HS Girls BBall team won the state title in 1998 and 1999. Decatur won in 2004. Hillsboro won last year, and is only 19 miles from Nokomis. Rivals perhaps?

                        Anyway, I was just a little bored and having some fun playing detective. Sounds like the letter writer is crazy, but the letter does have some accurate information in it.
                        If watermelons are made up of water, what are kumquats made up of?
                        www.myspace.com/rentalracer

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                        • #13
                          LOL Yeah, I spent the last hour at work researching Crazy Anne.
                          Well fiddle dee dee!!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Knightmare View Post
                            Why? you want to hit that?
                            Heh, one of the webcomics I read has a t-shirt out that says:
                            I'd _ _ _ _ anything once.

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • #15
                              I say call the po-po's..... or...ya know... don't.

                              Either way.
                              "I've come to realize that ever since I started working, everyday is a little bit worse then the day before...so that means every day is the worst day of my life..."
                              - Office Space

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