In the last few weeks, I've had not one, but two pretty nifty ninja-type moves. Naturally, no one was around to see them. Isn't that always the way?
Ninja Move 1: At my job, to get to the freezer, you have to walk through the walk-in cooler; there is no direct access to the freezer. So one day, I'm coming out of the freezer with some stuff in my left hand, and as the freezer door is closing, I hear from behind and above me the sound of plastic moving, and realize I've somehow managed to knock a bag of something off the top shelf. This all happens in a split second, and without thinking, with my free right hand I reach behind me underneath (rather than of my head, if that makes sense) and catch the bag of lettuce that had fallen....without ever having seen it. Damn nifty move, damn impressive.....and again, no one saw it. Technically, *I* didn't even see it, as it was behind my back!
Ninja Move 2: I was at home, reading my iPad. My glasses were on top of the iPad case, as I don't need them for reading. Forgetting that I had loaded my glasses there, I stood up with my iPad, and saw my glasses go airborne. You know how you see in the movies something go airborne in slow motion, and the hero reaches out for it and improbably grabs it? Well, usually in real life, we fail miserably at such unlikely grabs. In this case, I saw my glasses, which would not be cheap to replace, suspended in the air over a hare floor, and reached out and ever so gently caught them in my hand, saving them and my wallet from much damage. At least I saw this one!
So, any of you have any ninja-style moves you've done lately, where even you thought, "DAMN, that was impressive!"?
Ninja Move 1: At my job, to get to the freezer, you have to walk through the walk-in cooler; there is no direct access to the freezer. So one day, I'm coming out of the freezer with some stuff in my left hand, and as the freezer door is closing, I hear from behind and above me the sound of plastic moving, and realize I've somehow managed to knock a bag of something off the top shelf. This all happens in a split second, and without thinking, with my free right hand I reach behind me underneath (rather than of my head, if that makes sense) and catch the bag of lettuce that had fallen....without ever having seen it. Damn nifty move, damn impressive.....and again, no one saw it. Technically, *I* didn't even see it, as it was behind my back!
Ninja Move 2: I was at home, reading my iPad. My glasses were on top of the iPad case, as I don't need them for reading. Forgetting that I had loaded my glasses there, I stood up with my iPad, and saw my glasses go airborne. You know how you see in the movies something go airborne in slow motion, and the hero reaches out for it and improbably grabs it? Well, usually in real life, we fail miserably at such unlikely grabs. In this case, I saw my glasses, which would not be cheap to replace, suspended in the air over a hare floor, and reached out and ever so gently caught them in my hand, saving them and my wallet from much damage. At least I saw this one!
So, any of you have any ninja-style moves you've done lately, where even you thought, "DAMN, that was impressive!"?
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