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Husband: "I don't have a crush on any Hollywood actress, but even if I did, I wouldn't trade you for her."
Me: "Well, thanks."
Husband: "I would make her my concubine."
Me: "Thatt's OK, even if I met Michael Fassbender I wouldn't trade you for him."
Husband: "Awww, that's sweet."
Me: "Because he's gay."
Me: "Well, thanks."
Husband: "I would make her my concubine."
Me: "Thatt's OK, even if I met Michael Fassbender I wouldn't trade you for him."
Husband: "Awww, that's sweet."
Me: "Because he's gay."