Old McDonald had a trailer
E-I-E-I-O
And on that trailer he missed a payment
R-E-E-P-O
Yeah, I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, but, Twitch repoed hisself' a cattle trailer today, from the "McDonald Farm", sign on the side even said so.
He'd been after this one for quite a while.
First time he came for it, they saw him as soon as he turned up the driveway and immediately blocked it in with all their assorted trucks and stuff and told him to: "Get the hell off my property, you ain't takin' my stuff, you ain't takin' S*IT!"
So Twitch did
A week or so later he came back and found they'd hooked up a truck to the trailer, and left it while off doing something else, repo rules say you can't unhook it, so he had to leave it again.
On a third try, today, he found the truck was gone, but, the trailer was walled in on three sides, a smaller trailer in front of it, a smaller trailer behind it, and a smaller pickup truck beside it on one side.
Guess they figured Twitch coudln't do a 90 degree hook up.
They figgured' wrong.
Man are they gonna be pissed.
E-I-E-I-O
And on that trailer he missed a payment
R-E-E-P-O
Yeah, I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, but, Twitch repoed hisself' a cattle trailer today, from the "McDonald Farm", sign on the side even said so.
He'd been after this one for quite a while.
First time he came for it, they saw him as soon as he turned up the driveway and immediately blocked it in with all their assorted trucks and stuff and told him to: "Get the hell off my property, you ain't takin' my stuff, you ain't takin' S*IT!"
So Twitch did
A week or so later he came back and found they'd hooked up a truck to the trailer, and left it while off doing something else, repo rules say you can't unhook it, so he had to leave it again.
On a third try, today, he found the truck was gone, but, the trailer was walled in on three sides, a smaller trailer in front of it, a smaller trailer behind it, and a smaller pickup truck beside it on one side.
Guess they figured Twitch coudln't do a 90 degree hook up.
They figgured' wrong.
Man are they gonna be pissed.
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