We got a guy who insisted he wanted his boat for the fourth of July when it's the second, and we're two weeks out on repairs. We told him no. "But my grandkids are coming!" You and everyone else. They kept repeating that. We kept repeating that. Finally we hung up.
Another group rented a boat and got a discount going out because they were the first to rent it. (We used to call it the Crappie.) Once back they demanded a better discount and told us we should be ashamed of ourselves for renting such horrible boats.
A boat was parked at a customer's dock. My boss moved the boat to where it couldn't be seen from the road, so the guy would think it was missing. Guy didn't even park the boat. He got a DUI so the police parked his boat.
Finally, a bunch of fishermen refused to pay their launch fee (fee to launch the boat to get in the lake.) And one was particularly rude to my boss about it, saying he had paid the tournament fees so my boss could fuck off. 0_0 My boss blocked the launch and told them they had to go elsewhere to get off the lake!
So nobody got what they wanted. Except the people on the boat where we found a condom. They probably got what they wanted.
Another group rented a boat and got a discount going out because they were the first to rent it. (We used to call it the Crappie.) Once back they demanded a better discount and told us we should be ashamed of ourselves for renting such horrible boats.
A boat was parked at a customer's dock. My boss moved the boat to where it couldn't be seen from the road, so the guy would think it was missing. Guy didn't even park the boat. He got a DUI so the police parked his boat.
Finally, a bunch of fishermen refused to pay their launch fee (fee to launch the boat to get in the lake.) And one was particularly rude to my boss about it, saying he had paid the tournament fees so my boss could fuck off. 0_0 My boss blocked the launch and told them they had to go elsewhere to get off the lake!
So nobody got what they wanted. Except the people on the boat where we found a condom. They probably got what they wanted.
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