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  • Nobody is getting what they want

    We got a guy who insisted he wanted his boat for the fourth of July when it's the second, and we're two weeks out on repairs. We told him no. "But my grandkids are coming!" You and everyone else. They kept repeating that. We kept repeating that. Finally we hung up.

    Another group rented a boat and got a discount going out because they were the first to rent it. (We used to call it the Crappie.) Once back they demanded a better discount and told us we should be ashamed of ourselves for renting such horrible boats.

    A boat was parked at a customer's dock. My boss moved the boat to where it couldn't be seen from the road, so the guy would think it was missing. Guy didn't even park the boat. He got a DUI so the police parked his boat.

    Finally, a bunch of fishermen refused to pay their launch fee (fee to launch the boat to get in the lake.) And one was particularly rude to my boss about it, saying he had paid the tournament fees so my boss could fuck off. 0_0 My boss blocked the launch and told them they had to go elsewhere to get off the lake!

    So nobody got what they wanted. Except the people on the boat where we found a condom. They probably got what they wanted.

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    But

    Quoth Cooper View Post
    So nobody got what they wanted. Except the people on the boat where we found a condom. They probably got what they wanted.
    But if there was only one, she may not have gotten all that she wanted.

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    • #3
      Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
      But if there was only one, she may not have gotten all that she wanted.
      Highlight for disgusting comment.

      If they shared her, they might have shared the condom.

      I warned you.
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #4
        All that she wants..is another baby....
        The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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        • #5
          Just remember, kids, you can't always get what you want.
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #6
            Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
            All that she wants..is another baby....
            I'm not sure that condoms would be the right approach...
            Pain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.

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            • #7
              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
              Highlight for disgusting comment.

              If they shared her, they might have shared the condom.

              I warned you.
              You owe me a beer.

              LMAO
              If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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              • #8
                Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                Just remember, kids, you can't always get what you want.
                But sometimes you get what you need . . . like a kick in the pants when you do something sucky.
                They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                • #9
                  Only if the rules of the ebil corporations we work for don't keep us from delivering said kick in the pants, Sapphire.
                  "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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                  • #10
                    Quoth pzychobitch View Post
                    You owe me a beer.

                    LMAO
                    The next time I'm in your neighborhood, although I don't know when that will be. I do have a new great-nephew in the Orlando area.
                    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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