I'm not a mind reader, ffs!

[An Haddock]

You're NOT a mind reader?

Next thing you'll tell me is that you can't alter time and space.

YOU'RE JUST NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!

[kilroy220]

Patiokitty try harder!

[Jammer]

It's not that you can't, PK. You're just not into light reading.

[Jay 2K Winger]

It's not that you can't, PK. You're just not into light reading.

Dammit. Where's the "Like" button.

[Evannah]

That makes no sense! Imagine her calling you up and you saying, "Hello, now, just so you know, the question you're about to ask is one I don't know the answer to."

I mean... what? Does she think you're psychic? How are you gonna KNOW?

[Legacy_of_Torment]

What an opening line to that convo! Which begs the question as to why she was calling in the first place xD

[Canadian In Maine]

I get the same attitude at Timmie's when I inform people that they must tell me what they want in their coffee.

I told one old goat last week that my secret mind-reading decoder ring was in the shop.

[Jammer]

She was calling to get information about her husband's medical coverage and how much it costs him, and wanted to remove another person from that coverage - he is the employee so everything is under his name. As such, I couldn't tell her anything. Obviously she didn't like that too much!

I feel your pain, PK. I got that a lot when I worked in credit cards at a call center. 'But I'm his wife/husband/trophy girlfriend!' was heard a LOT. I don't care. You're not on the account, I'm not risking being recorded violating federal privacy rules. Have a nice day!