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  • From entitlements heart she stabs at thee...er, me.

    I just had the most wonderful run in with an entitlement whore tonight...and it still boggles my mind how anyone could have the "logic" she possessed. EQ came down to the little gift shop/convenience store at (hotel), and the following conversation ensued with me:

    EW: Hi, I'd like to get some milk.
    Me: Certainly, we have plenty, it costs (exorbitant convenience store price) per bottle.
    EW: Well, can I just have one for my coffee in the morning?

    It takes me a second to realize what she just said, since it's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

    Me: Well, the milk here is from an outside vendor, so we have to charge for them. I do have some non-dairy creamer, and we will have free milk from the restaurant in the morning once they open for breakfast.
    EW: But I just want a bottle for my coffee in the morning.
    Me: I understand that, but these are for sale only since they are from an outside vendor, we can't just give them away. Would you like some of the non-dairy creamer?
    EW: I hate the taste of powdered milk. I can't just have one bottle for my morning coffee!?
    Me: I can sell you a bottle, yes, but we can't just give them away. We will have free milk in the dining room for you in the morning though, as well as plenty of coffee there.
    EW: UGH! *storms off muttering* You know, this place isn't even that nice!

    Sure it's not...must be why we're the highest rated hotel in our area, even though we're not as many stars as most of them (mostly because we offer different services). Anyway, EW called down later and complained to a CW about me, but we're both completely boggled as to how she could think that was going to work. Here's a suggestion though: go to your local super market, or even better a gas station convenience store. Grab a bottle of milk, get the price, then ask them if you can just have it for free. After all, it's for your morning coffee. Not only would I expect them to laugh at you, but they certainly wouldn't offer you not one, but two reasonable alternatives to your unreasonable request. Er, demand.

    Better yet, go walking down the street whilst punching yourself in the head. At least then I get to be entertained by your rampant idiocy.
    "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
    "What IS fun to fight through?"
    "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

  • #2
    I don't know which is worse, the entitlement or the sheer stupidity of the request in the first place!

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    • #3
      Could I trouble you for a warm glass of milk?
      You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.
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      • #4
        Can I have a free room for the night? I just need to use the ironing board…
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        • #5
          Ahh, yes. Always good to get that first cuppa in the morning...


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          • #6
            So the milk in the shop should be given for free if it's for coffee? Do you have Baileys? I like that in my coffee too

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            • #7
              Quoth Yfandes View Post
              So the milk in the shop should be given for free if it's for coffee? Do you have Baileys? I like that in my coffee too
              I think I have some free Baileys, let me check over by my box of stabbing implements...

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              Last edited by KhirasHY; 08-24-2014, 06:12 AM.
              "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
              "What IS fun to fight through?"
              "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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              • #8
                Sounds like the "free sample" people who always give the sample colleagues in the supermarket grief.

                SC grabs at entire foodstuff, sample person replies, "No, that is the item, not the sample. The sample is here" *points at samples*

                SC: They're too small!

                Yes dear, that's the point of samples. And you thought that Simpsons segment was made up. XD
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                • #9
                  She wanted it for the morning. You told her there would be free milk available in the morning. Yet that was still not good enough for her.

                  Anyone else think she wanted to use it right away?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Yfandes View Post
                    So the milk in the shop should be given for free if it's for coffee?
                    By her logic, such as it is, yes.
                    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                      Sounds like the "free sample" people who always give the sample colleagues in the supermarket grief.

                      SC grabs at entire foodstuff, sample person replies, "No, that is the item, not the sample. The sample is here" *points at samples*

                      SC: They're too small!

                      Yes dear, that's the point of samples. And you thought that Simpsons segment was made up. XD
                      ARGH I hate that. I was walking through the Borg Mall with a now-former friend of mine; we walked past some food stand or other that had a sample tray out, and without missing a step, he reached out and scooped up ALL THE SAMPLES with one hand. He ambled along as if nothing was wrong, happily munching at enough samples to make two of the item they were sampling, probably six or seven dollars' worth of food, while I goggled at him.

                      Compounding the humiliation was that I used to work at that food stand and didn't get along well with its manager; now she came out of the back in her apron and shouted at our retreating backs, "Next time I see you I'm calling security!"

                      I unloaded upon him furiously, but he seemed completely oblivious - didn't even try arguing "Well it said free right on the sign" or something like that. Just stared at me like I was suddenly speaking Swahili. On balance the kid turned out to be an utterly epic moocher. He only hung out with people if there was a chance of scamming food from them.

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                      • #12
                        First of all, how big was the bottle? I mean, I wouldn't want a lot of milk in my hotel room mini fridge... Second, it kinda sounds like she just didn't want to bother to come down for the free milk in the morning, and obviously isn't going to pay for room service. Last, nice hotels can't possibly give away everything. It makes no sense. I know some wealthy people that get offended if they're offered freebies or discounts. Like it's implying that they can't afford it.

                        And free food handouts at the local warehouse store... OMG. I can't stand this particular store because it's too busy. I mean, toes run over, elbows in stomach, claustrophobia packed. I can't stress enough that it isn't the normal experience, I've shopped in enough to know that this is BAD. But no matter how bad it is, the free sample carts are like a Katy Perry concert. (or some popular singer?) It's like that scene from the horrible Brat Pitt zombie movie, where they make a giant pile to get over a wall. Serious.
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                        • #13
                          nar - I have encountered many wealthy people who get offended if they're NOT offered freebies x.x Some days, ya just can't win...
                          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                          • #14
                            Quoth notalwaysright View Post
                            First of all, how big was the bottle? I mean, I wouldn't want a lot of milk in my hotel room mini fridge... Second, it kinda sounds like she just didn't want to bother to come down for the free milk in the morning, and obviously isn't going to pay for room service. Last, nice hotels can't possibly give away everything. It makes no sense. I know some wealthy people that get offended if they're offered freebies or discounts. Like it's implying that they can't afford it.
                            It's about an 8-10oz bottle...soda can quantity? Enough milk that I get in trouble if I don't charge for them
                            "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
                            "What IS fun to fight through?"
                            "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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                            • #15
                              Quoth KhirasHY View Post
                              It's about an 8-10oz bottle...soda can quantity? Enough milk that I get in trouble if I don't charge for them
                              Smaller than soda can quantity - a soda can is 355 ml/12 oz.
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