I am just a rep now for a new carrier, which I would imagine is a good thing now because if I were the manager, the police would be carrying people away in cuffs several times a day. I dont play that hysterical, screaming, causing a scene game with customers. As a general rule, when you come into my store, you are expected to act like an adult, if you refuse to comply, you get to go into time-out (which takes the form of "get the hell out before I call the police"). If you dont like the idea of time-out, the police will escort you to a nice cell where you can contemplate the amount of attention you may want to devote to being a mature individual in the future.
I dont get to do that anymore (which Ill admit, I miss), but It is better because this particular carrier has very blurry rules about standing up for yourself and you can generally get away with being an asshole if it is reactive.
That being said
Sc walks in, oh the insanity
SC: I need you to go ahead and put this phone back into English
Me: *looks at the phone* um...this looks sort of like..Norsk...I think
SC: Yea I accidentally put it in that language, just need you to fix it
Me: And how would you propose that I do that, sir?
SC: Oh, just change it back
Me: Hmm...I actually cant do that
SC: Are you refusing to help me?
Me: No, I am informing you that what you are requesting is not possible, at least by me
SC: This is ridiculous, you work here, what good are you?
Me: Hmm, Im actually curious, what exactly is it about the fact that im employed by [carrier] that led you to believe I can read Norsk?
SC: WELL YOU WORK HERE DONT YOU? ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE THINGS!?!?
Me: Sir, our training does not extend to extensive linguistics in order that we may know ALL POSSIBLE languages which the phones can be programmed to display-- even from a cost perspective that would be an idiotic enterprise for the company to undertake
SC: GET ME SOMEONE USEFULL!! NOW!
Me: And what are the criterion for useful, sir?
SC: SOMEONE THAT WORKS HERE AND CAN PUT THIS PHONE BACK INTO ENGLISH!!!
Me: Sir, Id like to show you something that may help clear up our misunderstanding here
SC: FINALLY!! some help!
Me: *typing in the google machine, finds what im looking for and..."
Me: Sir, can you step back here for a second please?
SC: Sure
SC: What is this? Why are you showing me this?
Heres what he was looking at....
non se·qui·tur
ˌnän ˈsekwitər/
noun
a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
Me: Im trying you clear up this confusion, you see a "non-sequitur" is an error in logic where the conclusion does not follow...for example
Premise: You work here
Conclusion: Therefore you should be able to read Norsk
Your standard of "useful" is impossible to meet.
SC: THIS IS RIDICULOUS ILL HAVE YOUR JOB BLABLAHBLAHBLAH FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A SEAL ETC.....
Oh the joy.
I dont get to do that anymore (which Ill admit, I miss), but It is better because this particular carrier has very blurry rules about standing up for yourself and you can generally get away with being an asshole if it is reactive.
That being said
Sc walks in, oh the insanity
SC: I need you to go ahead and put this phone back into English
Me: *looks at the phone* um...this looks sort of like..Norsk...I think
SC: Yea I accidentally put it in that language, just need you to fix it
Me: And how would you propose that I do that, sir?
SC: Oh, just change it back
Me: Hmm...I actually cant do that
SC: Are you refusing to help me?
Me: No, I am informing you that what you are requesting is not possible, at least by me
SC: This is ridiculous, you work here, what good are you?
Me: Hmm, Im actually curious, what exactly is it about the fact that im employed by [carrier] that led you to believe I can read Norsk?
SC: WELL YOU WORK HERE DONT YOU? ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE THINGS!?!?
Me: Sir, our training does not extend to extensive linguistics in order that we may know ALL POSSIBLE languages which the phones can be programmed to display-- even from a cost perspective that would be an idiotic enterprise for the company to undertake
SC: GET ME SOMEONE USEFULL!! NOW!
Me: And what are the criterion for useful, sir?
SC: SOMEONE THAT WORKS HERE AND CAN PUT THIS PHONE BACK INTO ENGLISH!!!
Me: Sir, Id like to show you something that may help clear up our misunderstanding here
SC: FINALLY!! some help!
Me: *typing in the google machine, finds what im looking for and..."
Me: Sir, can you step back here for a second please?
SC: Sure
SC: What is this? Why are you showing me this?
Heres what he was looking at....
non se·qui·tur
ˌnän ˈsekwitər/
noun
a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
Me: Im trying you clear up this confusion, you see a "non-sequitur" is an error in logic where the conclusion does not follow...for example
Premise: You work here
Conclusion: Therefore you should be able to read Norsk
Your standard of "useful" is impossible to meet.
SC: THIS IS RIDICULOUS ILL HAVE YOUR JOB BLABLAHBLAHBLAH FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A SEAL ETC.....
Oh the joy.
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