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    I just got a new job at a very nice dollar store. It's a real dollar store as in everything's a dollar or two for a dollar, not like some dollar stores that sell cheap and trashy merch for a few dollars. It's also a chain that's doing very well.

    I got the job pretty easily. I was in a shopping center, saw a now-hiring sign, asked for an application, got the interview right away, aced it, and brought my documentation at the end of the week. Boom. I'm a cashier now and I love it, and everybody there is great.

    I was working the closing shift last night, and a woman comes in a little after nine. She and the current manager (I have three, and he's the friendliest so I'll call him Friendly Frenlderson) chatted away because apparently she's in here all the time.

    Then she came to my till to check out. I rang her up, asked her how she was doing, in my friendliest customer service voice. She was chatting with someone else so I didn't press it. After I bagged the last of her stuff she already had a $20 bill on the counter. I took it and she immediately said, "No, not that."

    "What do you want me to do?" I asked.

    She reacted like I'd just said, "Shut up, bitch, and just pay for your damn chips so you can eat them and be a fatass." I mean, like I had been the rudest little turd imaginable. "What do you mean, what do you want me to do?"

    "Well, if you don't want to pay with the--"

    "I can't believe you would say that! How can you be so rude? You don't belong in customer service, I can tell you that."

    I mumble some sort of apology, but I don't want to say anything that could be misunderstood. She slaps two dimes and two pennies on the counter and says, "here!"

    Her change from the twenty comes out to something dollars and seventy-six cents. I take the 76, then the 22 she gave me. Normally people give me enough change to add up to a dollar, but you may recognize 76+22 as equaling 98, and I can't really do anything with it. I hand her the bills and the change.

    "You gave me the wrong change!" she snarls.

    "What's wrong with it?" I ask.

    "Look at it!"

    I show her her receipt. "I gave you [something] dollars, and seventy-six cents exactly."

    "There's too much here!"

    "Well, there's also the twenty-two cents you gave me."

    "You were supposed to take it!"

    I'm not angry or upset or anything, just baffled. "And... do what with it?" I ask genuinely, not trying to mock her. I'm just not great being put on the spot like this. I couldn't have traded out the change for a quarter, let alone given her a bill. What was I supposed to do with it?

    She storms over to Friendly Friendlerson and says, "I don't care that she's new, you have got to fire her. She has the worst customer service I have ever received. I mean, did you hear her?"

    "I'll take care of it," says Friendly Friendlerson.

    Satisfied, she gives me a glare and flounces out. I take care of the next and last person in line, and then go to check that Friendly Friendlerson had actually witnessed the event.

    As soon as he sees me, he says, "Don't worry about her. She's in here all the time trying to get people fired because she wants a job here. I see you working hard all the time and you have some of the best customer service I've ever seen. And you didn't get mad or engage her like [several other workers] would have. You did fine."

    And I have to laugh, because of how easy it was for me to get the job. I literally just walked in and was hired. She must suck big time if they won't hire her.

    But I'm really pleased with how I handled everything. I wasn't mad, and I didn't cry. I was just completely baffled and at a loss for words as to what set her off. No matter what I said, though, it would have set her off because she was looking for something to be upset about. And while the things I said could be interpreted as sarcastic, especially in writing right now, you have to believe me when I say I have had years of both social skills training and acting lessons, so my voice was as natural and friendly as possible. Not even overly friendly like retail workers use as code for "go f*** yourself." You know the one I mean.

    Thanks for letting me share. She really sucked, but I'm glad that I had that experience so I could learn from it. If, God forbid, someone worse comes in, I'll be a little stronger for it because of this.
    Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

  • #2
    Wow

    This woman thinks if she gets someone fired she will be hired instead?

    First, the OP saw the job opening , applied and got it! This implies two things;

    1) When there is a job opening this woman is slow in applying, thus even if she gets someone fired she probably will still lose out to someone else who will apply as soon as the job opens up. You snooze, you lose.

    2) The managers already know what her game is. This is a big insight into her personality and how she will treat other people. Thus any applications with her name on it probably goes straight into the thrash.

    This woman probably never will get a job there.

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    • #3
      Also, I didn't think to mention, but there are several positions open and we are still hiring. More people have come in and turned in applications, but since it's usually just me and a manager on shift I'm not sure who's new, who's leaving, or what.

      So yeah, the second one is probably pretty close to the truth.
      Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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      • #4
        So the circular file is pretty full then right?
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        • #5
          Maybe they should have a paper shredder at the front.

          Manager: Thank you for your application. Mr. Paper Eater was getting hungry.
          Mr. Paper Eater: RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

          It's a shame there is no paper shredder smilie.
          Thankfully, we do have two smilies that describe her perfectly.

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          • #6
            I'm thinking #2, as well. Someone who isn't nice to the waiter/flight attendant/cashier often isn't a nice person, in general...nor someone you'd want to work with, even as your subordinate; she'd be office poison. Besides - for another way of looking at it - someone who tries to get other people fired over any perceived slight is gonna be a horrible worker in any service position, as her way of dealing with problem customers (such as herself) will probably be to try and get them kicked out on the spot!

            Congrats on the new job!
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            • #7
              Quoth catcul View Post
              Maybe they should have a paper shredder at the front.
              Tisk tisk. You forgot this one!
              Last edited by MadMike; 08-31-2014, 07:09 AM. Reason: Please don't quote the entire post. We've already read it.
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              • #8
                Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                As soon as he sees me, he says, "Don't worry about her. She's in here all the time trying to get people fired because she wants a job here.
                Hmm...if I were the manager, I think I would tell her right to her face, "You abuse my workers and try to get them fired. You are a rude, backstabbing, manipulative bully and you would be the worst person ever to work with. I would not hire you if you were the last person on earth. Leave and never darken our doorstep again!"

                Maybe not so politely. Then again, it's a good thing I'm not a manager.
                Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                Not even overly friendly like retail workers use as code for "go f*** yourself." You know the one I mean.
                You mean like saying, "See You Next Time" to a nasty customer?
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                • #9
                  Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post

                  2) The managers already know what her game is. This is a big insight into her personality and how she will treat other people. Thus any applications with her name on it probably goes straight into the thrash.

                  This woman probably never will get a job there.
                  This part reminded me of a woman who was always trying to get hired on at my library, anytime a position on the "shelving staff" opened up. Only in this case, the reason she never got hired was because she had some.....I guess you would say "special challenges", and although she did volunteer with us for brief periods, couldn't handle certain aspects of the job.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
                    Tisk tisk. You forgot this one!
                    I specifically said "paper shredder," not "wood chipper."
                    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth catcul View Post
                      I specifically said "paper shredder," not "wood chipper."
                      Pish posh. Paper is made of wood
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
                        Pish posh. Paper is made of wood
                        Which is why SS has all the papers on the M->F transformations.
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                        • #13
                          That's not a paper shredder, that's a people shredder. I know they sound similar, but...

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                          • #14
                            http://notalwaysworking.com/fighting...e-part-2/27274

                            and

                            http://notalwaysworking.com/fighting...e-part-3/28407

                            and

                            http://notalwaysworking.com/?s=Fighting+Fire+with+Hire


                            Really if someone can't get along with the staff over the course of one transaction how the heck do they think they're going to be able to get along with them while working alongside them full time?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth XCashier View Post
                              You mean like saying, "See You Next Time" to a nasty customer?
                              Is it just me, or did they come within a hair's breadth of sneaking that joke into Thriller? (just after the 4:05 mark - listen to the "cops" in the unseen movie)
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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