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Now I am aware that some people will complain about any little thing during their stay,from the colour of the toast to the positioning of the bedside biscuits being bad feng shui.
With that in mind...
In my room,there not should be
Chunks of insulation hanging off the hot water pipe.
The toilet roll holder dangling from the wall
A section of the bath's plastic trim lying on the floor
The towel rail pulling out of the wall,looking as if one extra towel would send it crashing down.
The tiles at the edge of the bath being so loose that I can pull them out whilst attempting to get in the bath.
Suspicious stains on the bedsheets.Especially those that look like bloodstains.
The fire escape instructions for a completely different room.
And a busy bar and pub is not impressive if at 7pm on a midweek night...
You have run out of orange juice
And lemon juice
And lemonade
And icecream.
And your staff should not...
If a dish is served with icecream and the customer is happy to substitute custard because it's run out,then have it sent back because the menu description specifies icecream.
Tell you they're out of tonic water,and when helpfully shown the several bottles on the shelf,smash it so hard on the counter that it covers the staff,the customers and the bar in water and glass.
Try a sneaky little thing where the steak deal includes in the free drinks Smirnoff but not Smirnoff Ice-ask the customer if they want their Smirnoff neat and they reply 'with ice',try and substitute Smirnoff Ice for 'Smirnoff with ice' and see if they notice they're paying extra.
When a customer complains they've been served the wrong drink,refuse to change it and tell them you cannot leave the bar,so if they want to complain,they will have to go and find the manager themselves.
Rant over
With that in mind...
In my room,there not should be
Chunks of insulation hanging off the hot water pipe.
The toilet roll holder dangling from the wall
A section of the bath's plastic trim lying on the floor
The towel rail pulling out of the wall,looking as if one extra towel would send it crashing down.
The tiles at the edge of the bath being so loose that I can pull them out whilst attempting to get in the bath.
Suspicious stains on the bedsheets.Especially those that look like bloodstains.
The fire escape instructions for a completely different room.
And a busy bar and pub is not impressive if at 7pm on a midweek night...
You have run out of orange juice
And lemon juice
And lemonade
And icecream.
And your staff should not...
If a dish is served with icecream and the customer is happy to substitute custard because it's run out,then have it sent back because the menu description specifies icecream.
Tell you they're out of tonic water,and when helpfully shown the several bottles on the shelf,smash it so hard on the counter that it covers the staff,the customers and the bar in water and glass.
Try a sneaky little thing where the steak deal includes in the free drinks Smirnoff but not Smirnoff Ice-ask the customer if they want their Smirnoff neat and they reply 'with ice',try and substitute Smirnoff Ice for 'Smirnoff with ice' and see if they notice they're paying extra.
When a customer complains they've been served the wrong drink,refuse to change it and tell them you cannot leave the bar,so if they want to complain,they will have to go and find the manager themselves.
Rant over
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