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    This came from my mother. She was on the same cruise vacation. Yes the vacation was great, thank you for asking.
    [BACKGROUND/]: Our ship arrived at Half Moon Cay, a Bahamian island owned by the cruise line. This is a tender port. Most cruise ships are too large to dock there, so they open a gang plank to smaller vessels called tenders. As this island is coral-formed, building a pier to accomodate today's mega-ships would be quite a feat of engineering (that's the civil engineer in my talking).[/END BG]
    On the scheduled day, it was seriously windy--I could see white caps on waves and tenders were getting tossed almost vertical. The captain determined that trying to use tenders would be quite dangerous, so he wisely cancelled the port stop and turned the ship towards Jamaica, our next scheduled stop. Yes, of course, we (us passengers) were refunded for reserved excursions and port taxes. As Mrs. TGK reserved a cabana, so our refund was significant.
    Mother was at the excursions desk just opposite Guest Services and overheard a big guy in swim trunks. He was extremely upset that the port of call was cancelled. This member of Dark Helmet's crew reamed out the guest service staff, as if they made the decision He used all the classics: ruined vacation (never mind that we were only one day into a seven-day cruise), never sailing this line again (some had a 'thank God for that' look on their faces)...all in all a tantrum that would embarrass the children on board.
    I find to easy to believe that this would not waste time suing if he broke a fingernail or worse.
    I hope (strictly for his sake ) that he realizes that he can be disembarked at any port-- and not necessarialy back in Ft. Lauderdale.
    Our stop in Grand Cayman was also cancelled due to high winds and waves overtopping the tender pier--it was so extreme that the local port authority closed it down and barred all cruise vessels. I wonder how he acted at that time, assuming the captain didn't have him chucked at Ocho Rios (a docking port).
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

    Who is John Galt?
    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

  • #2
    Quoth taxguykarl View Post
    ... have him chucked at Ocho Rios (a docking port).
    Which is now known as Nueve Rios from his crying...
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #3
      "Sir, this here is called the bilge. It's where you'll be staying for the rest of the cruise. Enjoy."

      [Sound of hatch being locked]
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        Shouldn't the thread title have read "S-Sea"?

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        • #5
          Too bad the captain didn't decide to let the SC go ashore at Half Moon Cay (just him, nobody else), and then decide that the sea conditions were too dangerous for the tender to make the return trip. SC would really pitch a shit-fit over that - probably enough for the line to refuse further transport. SC would need to charter a float plane to get home - BIG money.
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #6
            Quoth wolfie View Post
            SC would need to charter a float plane to get home - BIG money.
            Assuming planes would be flying in those high winds
            I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

            Who is John Galt?
            -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Which is now known as Nueve Rios from his crying...
              I see what you did there.


              And I congratulate you on it.
              "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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              • #8
                Seems like a simple case of "The weather is very bad, this is YOUR fault!" I hate that. I really do. If anything goes wrong, including weather or an asteroid hit, the service people are at fault, because that just makes SO much sense...

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                • #9
                  I saw something similar on our last cruise. We had to sail around a tropical storm, which made sailing a bit rough. Several of the outer deck areas were closed off, and I think the worst part was when we were at dinner, and some poor guy come stumbling past us and proceeded to lose his dinner.

                  Our first stop was in Grand Turk, where we had planned to go snorkeling. Everything seemed calm when we got there, but unfortunately, parts of the sea were still a bit rough, so they cancelled all the water excursions. We saw a guy screaming at the agent about it, while his little girl was standing there crying.

                  For us, it wasn't all that bad. We just swam in the beach area, and we actually saw quite a few fish. Not as many as we would have seen if we had been able to do actual snorkeling, but a lot more than I thought we'd see in the beach area. At one point, we took a short walk and had a drink at one of the bars on the beach. The people there were really nice.

                  Our next stop was Half Moon Cay, and by then things had calmed down enough that they didn't have to cancel anything. There was a bar there called, "I wish I could stay here forever." Yeah, me too.
                  Sometimes life is altered.
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                  Uneasy with confrontation.
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                  • #10
                    Unless you plan to do a Harold Holt*, you always, always listen to the experts when it comes to ocean swimming. If you're not trained in stuff like recognising rips (or box jellyfish!), it's very easy to die in the ocean.


                    * Died - presumably - while swimming near Portsea. Happened to be Prime Minister at the time .....
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Seshat View Post
                      Unless you plan to do a Harold Holt*, you always, always listen to the experts when it comes to ocean swimming. If you're not trained in stuff like recognising rips (or box jellyfish!), it's very easy to die in the ocean.


                      * Died - presumably - while swimming near Portsea. Happened to be Prime Minister at the time .....
                      I believe the coroner eventually found that Holt had drowned.

                      Although reading through the wiki article, some of the theories around his death are hilarious. (Most of them are around the idea that Holt was secretly a Chinese spy and one theory was that he was abducted )

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt#Disappearance

                      Also don't forget blue-ringed octopi and stonefish! There's a reason why there's a song out there called "Welcome to Australia-the place that wants to kill you!" (I believe)
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth fireheart View Post
                        I believe the coroner eventually found that Holt had drowned.

                        Although reading through the wiki article, some of the theories around his death are hilarious. (Most of them are around the idea that Holt was secretly a Chinese spy and one theory was that he was abducted )

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt#Disappearance

                        Also don't forget blue-ringed octopi and stonefish! There's a reason why there's a song out there called "Welcome to Australia-the place that wants to kill you!" (I believe)
                        you mean this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEeq5qGh8I

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                        • #13
                          Quoth dawnfire View Post
                          Yup. That's the one.

                          Surprisingly I have managed to avoid the majority of these animals, mostly from living on the south coast.
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dawnfire View Post
                            I do love scared little weird guys. Their Christmas day song has made it onto my playlist, I need to take it off my work one though.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth fireheart View Post
                              Surprisingly I have managed to avoid the majority of these animals, mostly from living on the south coast.
                              Hm. I've encountered enough redbacks to kill a small batallion. Gardening gloves and looking before you poke at things keeps one safe, however.
                              Hint: you moved to the Sydney area. Buy gardening gloves. Use them whenever you're poking around in dark places; not just in the garden.

                              Funnelwebs I've either not encountered or not noticed.

                              Blue ringed octopus: not me, but Mum was bitten by one in her teens.

                              Taipan and Tiger snake: probably not, but I did step on a snake once. Black or brown back, just as scared as my family was (I didn't see the snake!), and noone got a good look at it. Dad grabbed me and pulled; snake went thattaway.
                              Given the location and habitat, it could have been one of our venomous snakes - or a harmless-to-humans one. Who knows?

                              Box jellyfish: seen, didn't swim there. (Duh.)

                              Shark: been at a beach where the flags were taken down because of a shark sighting. Didn't swim there either.

                              Stonefish: probably seen one, given that I've snorkelled over coral reef and also been in a glass bottomed boat over coral reef. But the most dangerous thing about the stonefish is its camouflage.

                              Assorted other wildlife:
                              Petted kangaroos and (once) a wombat. Been clawed by a kangaroo. Had an emu take a bite out of a park map. Listened to bellbirds sing (glorious!). Fed kookaburras. Sat by a creek hoping to catch a glimpse of the platypus that'd been reported as having moved in. (Bast's parents live by a creek that's being rehabbed.)
                              Oh, and if you're interested in birds of the parrot family, or in Australian fruitbats? PLENTY of stories and encounters with both.
                              Seshat's self-help guide:
                              1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                              2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                              3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                              4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                              "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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