It's Sexual Deviant of the Year Winner!

[Kit-Ginevra]

I shall let the story tell itself from this week's local papers...

'Mr X. was jailed for 6 months for 'indecent conduct' after admitted performing a sexual act with pictures of naked females and hair-removal cream on M. beach. He
also admitted outraging public decency after walking through E. city centre clad in just a suspender belt and Alice band.
He had just been released from prison after causing disruption in a McDonald's after he was refused service as he was only dressed in a blonde wig and pink sandals and gloves...'

Can't think why on Earth they declined the chance to serve this superb specimen of humanity...

[Crossbow]

"No shirt, no service." At least he was wearing shoes...

[morgana]

performing a sexual act with pictures of naked females and hair-removal cream on M. beach.

Would someone please pass the ?

[Sheldonrs]

I don't get it. What part of that story is deviant? :-)

[dalesys]

I don't get it. What part of that story is deviant? :-)

We've got a contestant! Last one to flee screaming into traffic is the judge.

[Dreamstalker]

Nude photos and hair-removal cream...?

Even my brain is refusing to come up with a scenario for that one.

[MoonCat]

He had just been released from prison after causing disruption in a McDonald's after he was refused service as he was only dressed in a blonde wig and pink sandals and gloves...'

Well no wonder he was arrested! Everybody knows that's way too formal for a McD's!

[KuariKaydrith]

I'm thinking that buddy was trying to get off and remove all hair from his nads in one stroke!

[gremcint]

It's the ghost of christmas debauchery

[otakuneko]

I'm thinking that buddy was trying to get off and remove all hair from his nads in one stroke!

I C WUT U DID THAR.

[wolfie]

clad in just a suspender belt and Alice band.

From context, I believe you're either a Brit or from one of the Southern colonies (Australia/New Zealand). For those of us in North America, a "suspender belt" is a garter belt. What is an Alice band? The only worn item with that name that I know about is an ALICE (note all capitals) pack - a specific form of military backpack.

[nutraxfornerves]

An Alice band is a hair band. Named for Alice's hairstyle in Through the Looking Glass.

[fireheart]

From context, I believe you're either a Brit or from one of the Southern colonies (Australia/New Zealand). For those of us in North America, a "suspender belt" is a garter belt. What is an Alice band? The only worn item with that name that I know about is an ALICE (note all capitals) pack - a specific form of military backpack.

OP is a British Kiwi.

As for an Alice band, it's commonly used to refer to the stiffer headbands that look simply like an arch. The thinner fabric stretchy ones are just simply headbands.

Personally I prefer the alice band over the stretchy ones as they don't make my head hurt.

[Seshat]

I'm the other way 'round. Alice bands make my head hurt, stretchy ones don't.


ETA: none of what the dude was doing seems terribly deviant to me, except for the fact that he was doing it all in public. If he likes looking at Playboy Centrefolds while depilating, it's no skin (or hair!) off my nose.

[dalesys]

He was trying to depilate the feelthy peektchurs...