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  • WTF Just Doesn't Cover This One...

    http://consumerist.com/2015/02/04/co...with-potatoes/

    Morals of the story:

    1) Don't stuff potatoes in your commode
    2) If you do and the plumber won't come as it's not an emergency then DON'T pull a fire alarm thinking the fire department will help you



  • #2
    OK, I give up: why did this in-DUH-vidual fill his toilet with spuds in the first place?
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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    • #3
      Quoth taxguykarl View Post
      OK, I give up: why did this in-DUH-vidual fill his toilet with spuds in the first place?
      I too wondered why that particular point wasn't mentioned. But for some reason I see a member of the tin-foil hat brigade here...

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      • #4
        I am a partial member of that brigade (even I think some of their "Theories" are crazy, so they took away my membership card ). I am still trying to figure out the potato thing as well.

        Closest I can figure. He bought a new toilet, one that was advertised with those "THIS WILL FLUSH ANYTHING" commercials. He foolishly tried to replicate it with potatoes.
        I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

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        • #5
          Which led to the motto of the Stern Lecture Plumbing Company: "I told you NOT to flush that!"

          Cookies for reference...

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          • #6
            What a terrible thing to do to perfectly good potatoes...
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            • #7
              Quoth eltf177 View Post
              Which led to the motto of the Stern Lecture Plumbing Company: "I told you NOT to flush that!"

              Cookies for reference...
              Well what if I was to shake your hand in...*thumbs through stonecutter book* this wise? *does ridiculous handshake*

              What flavour cookies are they today?

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              • #8
                Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                OK, I give up: why did this in-DUH-vidual fill his toilet with spuds in the first place?
                I have no idea, but that is something people should stop doing before they turn 5.That was an incredibly stupid and inconsiderate thing to do with your toilet. I hope the judge throws the book at this piece of !

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                • #9
                  Wow, Catcul, that was terrible! Did the neighbor get to pay for the mess and (hopefully) get evicted?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth eltf177 View Post
                    Wow, Catcul, that was terrible! Did the neighbor get to pay for the mess and (hopefully) get evicted?
                    He was not evicted. I have no idea if he was made to pay for the damages.
                    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

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