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  • Everybody Runs Out of Milk

    Every time it SNOWS.

    Our weather so far this winter has been mild . . . until this past weekend.

    On Saturday - high winds Saturday night up to 50 mph . . . knocked power out of the big Litter Box store not far from us. Wasn't restored until Sunday midday and the refirgeration took longer, so due to massive losses for their store (lost all their frozen and refrigerated items) a lot of their customers flocked to our little store since we're the next closest one. Sales that day (according to Baby Jesus) were around $52,000.

    Yesterday - winter storm warning went into effect around 4pm. Several inches of snow were intially expected, around the 3-5 inch range, followed by sleet after midnight.

    You can guess how my day was yesterday: all my Monday deliveries were flocking into my frigid back room to get checked in and fill the shelves. Our perishable truck came yesterday morning also but was missing our milk order and a couple of pallets of frozen, which was soon replenished by a 2nd truck that came not long after the first one. Stockers were working to make sure we had everything filled, my guys (the DSD vendors) were flocking in and filling and running through their back stock as the aisles were becoming swamped with customers panicking as if the end of the world was upon us. My day was busy, I didn't get to do my regular Monday cigarette on hand counts or start on my date rotation - I was running product out to the shelves to replenish after the guys had been in once that day and trying to keep up until around 2:30 when it was time for me to go and by that time, it was IMPOSSIBLE to try to work on the sales floor for the swarm of people.

    Snow started around 3:30 here, then the sleet came earlier than expected (around 5 or so) so we ended up with around 2 inches of snow w/around a quarter inch of sleet on top. Roads were terrible this morning - some of the folks who were scheduled to work today couldn't make it in. Luckily my managers don't live far from me, so I hitched a ride with Grasshopper this morning (who also had to pick up Baby Jesus and our Produce Manager, Appleseed) and made it to work.

    Milk was blown out for the most part, needless to say. Only a few gallons of 1% and skim were left, as was most of the soy and almond milk products. Bread was just about empty - just some store brand loaves and we did have some buns and potato bread products left. One of my bread guys came back late yesterday w/extra bread in the event he couldn't get out today but the other guys we didn't see (or at least they didn't make it in before I left right after 2.) What bread backstock we had worked through yesterday was already gone.

    Needless to say by noon, we were getting busy again. Because NONE of my guys made it in today, I was trying to recover the chips/beer/soft drinks and I lost count of how many trips I made to the back room to grab 2 ltr Pepsi products to refill the shelves (99 cents and they go off sale tonight.) Ran through my cigarettes that came in this morning (last night's grocery truck did not make it in - it came this morning early and both Grasshopper, Baby Jesus and JB - our grocery manager who replaced Blondie - were all helping the stockers to break down pallets, load up floats and stock shelves.)

    And folks were griping that we were out of what they wanted. Did you not see that white stuff out on the damn ground when you looked outside this morning?

    I had just wrapped up around 2 and was heading up front to put my handheld up and clock out and a guy had the gall to ask "Is that all the milk you've got?"

    "Yep," I answered. "What you see is what we've got."

    "You don't have any more in the back?" he persisted.

    "Nope, it runs out any time it snows here," I answered.

    "But Litter Box isn't supposed to run out of milk," he continued.

    "Happens every time we get snow. Doesn't matter which store it is, we all run out of milk." I kept right on walking up front at that point, already fed up with this one.

    Is it too hard to grasp that every time we have a snow event that people run to the grocery store and buy up everything? They'll buy enough food for a month and then come back for another buggy full 3 days later.

    What I wanted to tell that dumbass: your ass should have been in here sooner, like 2 days ago if you wanted milk.

    Can't promise anyone what time the truck will come tomorrow . . . and tomorrow we're expecting snow showers in the afternoon w/more sleet and temperatures to DIVE into the MINUS single digits at night (tonight's low is expected to be around 8 above and high tomorrow around 35) and another round of snow/ice on Saturday.

    Since when did I live in Wisconsin? Irv, this is your fault.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

  • #2
    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
    Irv, this is your fault.
    Yeah, yeah, add it to the list of things that are All My Fault.

    Think there's some room below "expired sale signs left up" and "socks with sandals," but above "acid rain."
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      It's a joke (a true one) around here that every time it snows, everyone runs out and buys all the milk and bread. Even if you do get snowed in, what are you going to do all that time? Make french toast? I'm buying the extra-large box of pizza rolls.
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      • #4
        When some impeccably-dressed 'lady' (clearly drove to the store despite the active driving ban) complained about the lack of milk during the state of emergency in our last storm, I managed to say with a straight face "They haven't been able to dig the cows out of the snowdrifts yet."
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • #5
          Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
          When some impeccably-dressed 'lady' (clearly drove to the store despite the active driving ban) complained about the lack of milk during the state of emergency in our last storm, I managed to say with a straight face "They haven't been able to dig the cows out of the snowdrifts yet."
          I may borrow that line this week.

          And I think I forgot to mention that due to the weather, our governor has declared a State of Emergency, as this winter system that came in has created mass havoc for several states before it came here and caused problems in almost every county.

          We're expecting more milk tomorrow and another truck on Friday. And our dairy guy has to adjust the milk order for the week every Monday and don't ask me why our Corporate doesn't automatically send out an emergency milk delivery during these weather events - I don't know other than they don't have any common sense.

          It's either that or they can't milk the cows fast enough. Take your pick.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            I'm in south central KY and we rarely get much more than a dusting of snow around here, even when the weather forecasts say we should get 1-3. However, since Thur/Fri of last week they were calling for up to 12+ inches. EVERY station within 150 miles of here was calling that amount for us. Knowing how this town freaks out when a slushy gets spilled in the minit mart parking lot, I got my groceries at 9 am Saturday morning when all the last minute shoppers were all still snug in their beds. I made sure I had plenty of anything I would need until I knew for sure I could get out again on my own.

            While everyone else was standing in lines 20-30+ people deep, posting FB pics and complaining, I was sitting here reading CS.com and snickering.

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            • #7
              I swear people think that "the back" is magical. Everything you could ever possibly want is right there in "the back".

              I'll admit to being frustrated when a store runs out of these supplies, but it's certainly understandable and nothing to complain to the employees about. Definately when there's a snowstorm and on top of all the panic buys, the supply trucks simply can't get out because nobody can get out, it's perfectly understandable that you might run out.
              D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
              Quoth = Crossbow "EvilHomer, Irv, Gravekeeper, and Seraph: the Four Horsemen of the Dumbpocalypse."

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              • #8
                I've always wondered about the milk & bread thing. If I'm snowed in, I sure as hell want something else to eat besides milk & bread! My gotta-haves are coffee, chocolate & wine ... and cat food, and toilet paper...

                And they do that for 3-4 inches? What happens if they predict a foot and a half?
                When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                • #9
                  Since when did I live in Wisconsin? Irv, this is your fault.:-)
                  Uh, in WI 3 to 4 inches is just a dusting. They still do the "buy white things" dance, though. Why do the insides of the refrigerator have to match the color of the snow? And what if the power goes out? Then you have to keep the milk outside? I don't get it. People are weird.

                  Also,
                  "They haven't been able to dig the cows out of the snowdrifts yet."
                  I have to borrow that.
                  "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                  • #10
                    What do you mean you're out of milk? You go to the back and get those cows you keep there to do their job.
                    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                      "But Litter Box isn't supposed to run out of milk," he continued.
                      Oh, right you are! In fact, I have some right here! And also 100 million dollars, a private island, and the fountain of youth.

                      That's the likelihood of us having milk right now. Good day.
                      Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                        You go to the back and get those cows you keep there to do their job.
                        Due to health regs we have to keep them out on the loading dock. The cows are as cold as you are; best you can hope to get is ice cream

                        Around here it's frozen food (in the event of power loss you could probably just bury it in the snow*..but you still need power to cook most of that stuff), chips and soda. Go figure the shelf-stable milk was untouched even when we ran out of cold stuff, SCs would rather scream than be rational.

                        * I used to do that in college if I realized after getting back from shopping that $item really wouldn't fit in my minifridge
                        Last edited by Dreamstalker; 02-18-2015, 12:37 AM.
                        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                        • #13
                          Around here, they only need to 'talk' about a threat of weather and people freak out. Crazy, I know.

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                          • #14
                            The cows in the moo-yard are making their plans
                            For the long winter nights... and the cold winter...

                            HANDS!
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              Last year we were supposed to get a snow storm on a Friday. Lots of people were planning a three day weekend (and I couldn't blame them) by buying lots of booze. We probably sold more on that day than for holidays or football games.
                              I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

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