Unfortunate News (Not Really)

[Antisocial_Worker]

Psylocibin mushrooms are the "in" drug for spring! Sadly, however much fun they may be, they have a tendency to open the drug-user's eyes to certain unfortunate truths about the world.

One user had concluded that, quote, "Satan is winning! Satan is winning! Satan is winning! Satan is winning!"

Repeat five hundred times until the tranquilizer kicks in. At one point a harried nurse informed the screaming patient, "Honey, the rest of us figured that out years ago."

Another user was, ostensibly, trying to rectify the first user's predicament by casting spells. They weren't working, which caused the user great consternation. They were persistent, though, and kept trying until their tranquilizer kicked in.

So, anyway, Satan is winning. I just thought I'd let you all know.

[fireheart]

For some reason I'm reminded of that episode of Dragnet that involved LSD. It culminated in the two busting open a house to find someone licking the walls...>.>

[Sapphire Silk]

I would have added to what the nurse said, "and we didn't have to do drugs to figure that out."

[XCashier]

I would have added to what the nurse said, "and we didn't have to do drugs to figure that out."

"Yeah, all we had to do was read the newspaper!"

Wow, drug users can be incredibly scary. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

[EricKei]

Amusing anecdotes aside, the subject matter here really would be better off on Fratching. Please take it there.