Woman comes in the store today looking for some make-your-own-handprint toy. Apparently there's some kind of play-doh or clay-like substance of some kind, and you roll it out and have your kid push his/her hand into it, or your own if you're into that kind of thing, and it hardens somehow and you can paint it to make a treasured heirloom that will last forever and ever or at least until it breaks. Or something.
Several people search various areas of the store to find this thing, and are unable to do so. We couldn't even find it in the backroom. So we tell the woman we don't have it.
OMG. This is bait and switch. The toy is advertised in our circular and it's illegal not to have it. She can sue us! She's going to tell....the media! She's going to use....social media! We are going to dearly for....some piece of shit toy she could re-create at home.
We're terrified of this woman and her complaint. People express fear in different ways. We expressed ours by jokingly asking each other where the make-your-own-handprint toys were.
Several people search various areas of the store to find this thing, and are unable to do so. We couldn't even find it in the backroom. So we tell the woman we don't have it.
OMG. This is bait and switch. The toy is advertised in our circular and it's illegal not to have it. She can sue us! She's going to tell....the media! She's going to use....social media! We are going to dearly for....some piece of shit toy she could re-create at home.
We're terrified of this woman and her complaint. People express fear in different ways. We expressed ours by jokingly asking each other where the make-your-own-handprint toys were.
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