Why, why, WHY do you all need a plastic bag for your greetings cards?! You're buying one measley greetings card, what the Hell are you doing between now and when you get home that warrants a plastic-wrapped greetings card needing it's own flimsy plastic bag to 'keep it safe'?!
Are you mudwrestling hyenas on your way home? Do you routinely hurl yourself out of an aeroplane before you set off just to keep things interesting? Do you antcipate a herd of howler monkeys sweeping through the shopping centre and smearing the card along the way? What the HELL is going to happen to you on your way home that will so endanger the pristineness of a new greetings card that a flimsy plastic bag will be needed to stave it off?!
And don't tell me it's because it might get bent because 1) how the hell will a pliable plastic bag stop it getting bent and 2) what the Hell do you think happens once it goes into the post box anyway?! The queen's on the stamp but that doesn't mean it gets treated like royalty!
MiniMammoth, who's definitely not just frustrated because this cast makes opening little bags difficult.
Are you mudwrestling hyenas on your way home? Do you routinely hurl yourself out of an aeroplane before you set off just to keep things interesting? Do you antcipate a herd of howler monkeys sweeping through the shopping centre and smearing the card along the way? What the HELL is going to happen to you on your way home that will so endanger the pristineness of a new greetings card that a flimsy plastic bag will be needed to stave it off?!
And don't tell me it's because it might get bent because 1) how the hell will a pliable plastic bag stop it getting bent and 2) what the Hell do you think happens once it goes into the post box anyway?! The queen's on the stamp but that doesn't mean it gets treated like royalty!
MiniMammoth, who's definitely not just frustrated because this cast makes opening little bags difficult.
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