Dumb Girl is annoying lvl 1000

[HotelMinion]

Dumb Girl: Like, I'm staying in the hotel. And like, my coworker is staying here too. But like, he forgot an important paper at work. And I have to give it to him? So what's his room number? His name is *name*

Me: Sorry, but we're not allowed to give out guest's room numbers it's our policy.

DG: Like, that's dumb. I just wanna give him a paper!

Me: I can slip it under his door.

DG: Why can't you give me his number???

Me: Policy.

DG: *changes tactics* Ok, so like, I lied and like, I'm his girlfriend so what's his room number now?

Me: Still. I can't. I don't want to get into trouble.

DG: You won't, I won't tell!

Me: But he might.

DG: WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND WHERE IS HE??? HE'S HIDING AND I WANT TO KNOW!! I'VE BEEN CALLING HIM BUT HE DOESN'T PICK UP!!

Me: So that means he's asleep? I'll call him from the front desk. *does, no answer* See? Asleep.

DG: Give me his room number!!

Me: No.

DG: You wont get in trouble.

Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!

Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

I'm seriously getting annoyed now, and it shows.

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

DG: You won't!! I won't tell!!!

Yes it goes on like this for hours. Finally her friend pulls her away. Sorry, but I'm not going be fired for your little couple issues.
Annoying as F***.

[Marmalady]

I think I might be able to guess why her boyfriend was hiding from her.

[Sheldonrs]

I think I might be able to guess why her boyfriend was hiding from her.

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can


:-)

[eltf177]

I wouldn't play that game (picks up phone and calling police to report a trespasser who won't leave)...

[otakuneko]

So like, if there's nothing else, I'm like, gonna hang up now. Bai! *puts phone down*

[dalesys]

... I can do anything better than you can ...

[sirwired]

Since she obviously wasn't a guest, I would have really put the screws in, and said something like: "Hotel policy prohibits me from handing out room numbers, for instance if your boyfriend was trying to avoid you, he would deserve his privacy as our guest."

[Monterey Jack]

DG: Give me his room number!!

Me: No.

DG: You wont get in trouble.

Me: I will.

DG: You won't!!

Me: I will.
...

Duck season!

WABBIT SEASON!!!

[An Haddock]

DG: You won't!!
Me: I will.

I would have Paypaled you paid cash money if you switched gears and said "Duck season!"

[taxguykarl]

DG: *changes tactics* Ok, so like, I lied and like, I'm his girlfriendhalf-crazed stalker so what's his room number now?

Corrected for you.
I agree with elt: call police about a trespasser. We clearly have someone not right in the head.
BTW, Jack it's baseball season.

[Monterey Jack]

BTW, Jack it's baseball season.

"AHA! Pronoun trouble!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

Corrected for you.
I agree with elt: call police about a trespasser. We clearly have someone not right in the head.
BTW, Jack it's baseball season.

Baseball season? Does that mean we can go out and shoot baseballs?

[Slave to the Phone]

I'm also in the camp of "I'll bet I know why he isn't answering your calls".

Every time I've gone to visit someone staying at a hotel, I've always known the room number because I was invited to visit.

Why mess around with baseballs when you can find many targets at a golf driving range?

[dalesys]

Baseball season? Does that mean we can go out and shoot baseballs?

Depends on who's on first...

[Ironclad Alibi]

Depends on who's on first...

What is the guy's name on second base.

And here we go again.